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I was disadvantaged in the duel as I had sold my pistols to buy a comb for my wife's beautiful hair. But as we turned on the count of ten, I saw she had shaved her head so loose hair would not interfere with her deadly bald aim.
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I was disadvantaged in the duel as I had sold my pistols to buy a comb for my wife's beautiful hair. But as we turned on the count of ten, I saw she had shaved her head so loose hair would not interfere with her deadly bald aim.
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New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
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children should be allowed to swear as early as possible
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
children should be allowed to swear as early as possible
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sorry for melting down in your replies i missed school the day they taught us about hyperbole
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
sorry for melting down in your replies i missed school the day they taught us about hyperbole
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Girl at my house: Omg I think I just saw a rat
Me: wtf 😳🤢
(Next day) go! Can’t you see I don’t love you anymore?
Rat I’ve been raising as my son: (rolls over for belly rub & cheese)
Me: Just go…(I turn away as the funeral by band of horses plays)
Neither of them returned
Me: wtf 😳🤢
(Next day) go! Can’t you see I don’t love you anymore?
Rat I’ve been raising as my son: (rolls over for belly rub & cheese)
Me: Just go…(I turn away as the funeral by band of horses plays)
Neither of them returned
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Girl at my house: Omg I think I just saw a rat
Me: wtf 😳🤢
(Next day) go! Can’t you see I don’t love you anymore?
Rat I’ve been raising as my son: (rolls over for belly rub & cheese)
Me: Just go…(I turn away as the funeral by band of horses plays)
Neither of them returned
Me: wtf 😳🤢
(Next day) go! Can’t you see I don’t love you anymore?
Rat I’ve been raising as my son: (rolls over for belly rub & cheese)
Me: Just go…(I turn away as the funeral by band of horses plays)
Neither of them returned
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go ahead. post another "take." tell me that hating LLMs is ableist. say anne frank had white privilege. accuse a big account of not following enough people back. come up with a woke way to say pedophiles are not bad. call me a russian bot for not liking the pope.
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
go ahead. post another "take." tell me that hating LLMs is ableist. say anne frank had white privilege. accuse a big account of not following enough people back. come up with a woke way to say pedophiles are not bad. call me a russian bot for not liking the pope.
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
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Five United Nations experts have again written to the UK government to condemn Keir Starmer’s “unnecessary and disproportionate” attack on the rights and freedoms of UK citizens to speak freely and protest publicly against Israel’s genocide in Gaza.
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
UN condemnation: Experts slam Palestine Action ban
UN condemnation warns Starmer’s protest crackdown is unlawful, disproportionate, and a threat to free speech and civil rights in the UK
www.thecanary.co
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Five United Nations experts have again written to the UK government to condemn Keir Starmer’s “unnecessary and disproportionate” attack on the rights and freedoms of UK citizens to speak freely and protest publicly against Israel’s genocide in Gaza.
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
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every operation needs:
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
every operation needs:
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
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seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
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The judgmental imp
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The judgmental imp
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Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
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All of this is fascism. And not early stage either. This is the embedding of the Right Wing Daily Mail press consensus as the absolutely unshakable common sense of the UK state. Made possible because the "left wing" party has abdicated any kind of moral position on it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
All of this is fascism. And not early stage either. This is the embedding of the Right Wing Daily Mail press consensus as the absolutely unshakable common sense of the UK state. Made possible because the "left wing" party has abdicated any kind of moral position on it.
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Me (stupid): things could be less awful
Economist (clever): ah my dear fool but such ideas are mere snake oil! Must I explain yet again that bonds will yaddah yaddah yaddah fuck you prole
Economist (clever): ah my dear fool but such ideas are mere snake oil! Must I explain yet again that bonds will yaddah yaddah yaddah fuck you prole
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me (stupid): things could be less awful
Economist (clever): ah my dear fool but such ideas are mere snake oil! Must I explain yet again that bonds will yaddah yaddah yaddah fuck you prole
Economist (clever): ah my dear fool but such ideas are mere snake oil! Must I explain yet again that bonds will yaddah yaddah yaddah fuck you prole
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
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A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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In saying “hello”, a highly cynical move, The Sociopath deliberately fosters engagement and centers the community around themself. This is a blatant red flag, and a Machiavellian step in establishing a Trump-like cult of personality.
THEM: Good morning! Gee, you sure look nice today!
ME: Thanks! Swell weather we’re having.
ME (Thinking): Compliments are a form of LOVE BOMBING, a common tactic of the dreaded ABUSERS.
ME: Thanks! Swell weather we’re having.
ME (Thinking): Compliments are a form of LOVE BOMBING, a common tactic of the dreaded ABUSERS.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In saying “hello”, a highly cynical move, The Sociopath deliberately fosters engagement and centers the community around themself. This is a blatant red flag, and a Machiavellian step in establishing a Trump-like cult of personality.