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Vid
@vidfive.bsky.social
Built different (worse)
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seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The judgmental imp
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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All of this is fascism. And not early stage either. This is the embedding of the Right Wing Daily Mail press consensus as the absolutely unshakable common sense of the UK state. Made possible because the "left wing" party has abdicated any kind of moral position on it.
this is really grim
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Me (stupid): things could be less awful

Economist (clever): ah my dear fool but such ideas are mere snake oil! Must I explain yet again that bonds will yaddah yaddah yaddah fuck you prole
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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In saying “hello”, a highly cynical move, The Sociopath deliberately fosters engagement and centers the community around themself. This is a blatant red flag, and a Machiavellian step in establishing a Trump-like cult of personality.
THEM: Good morning! Gee, you sure look nice today!
ME: Thanks! Swell weather we’re having.
ME (Thinking): Compliments are a form of LOVE BOMBING, a common tactic of the dreaded ABUSERS.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Too many of you are getting in fights online. Please stop. Start getting in fights in real life. Bloody your knuckles and face. Feel bone contact bone. Defeat all challengers so no one can hurt you again
July 16, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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A couple late night Batmen 🌕
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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magic
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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technical support
May 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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His name is Happy and he’s an intern
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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see here: a runnin comic (1/3)
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Gotham backstreets
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Donate to my charity Pianos for Cops. We raise money to buy brand new grand pianos and drop them onn police officers
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Honey I’m home, what four dinner??
Joker’s Ribs!

Joker Brands presents Joker brand tube steaks and now ribs with sickening flavor
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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The dreams have started to manifest 'flashbacks'. There are blots of time where I'm distinctly the one experiencing events, and suddenly the scene changes, someone else is recounting what happened, and I'm not in the dream anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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sigh dude, fucking ughhhh bro
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM