UnstableMonturkey
@unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.
So the Egg Bowl has been at 11 on Friday only once before that I can remember, and it was the absolutely wild game that got Orgeron Croomed.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So the Egg Bowl has been at 11 on Friday only once before that I can remember, and it was the absolutely wild game that got Orgeron Croomed.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
What’s up skyline it’s your boy who is so sick and dehydrated that he forgot that ye olde canned chicken noodle needs to be cut 1:1 with water, now the problem is worse!
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What’s up skyline it’s your boy who is so sick and dehydrated that he forgot that ye olde canned chicken noodle needs to be cut 1:1 with water, now the problem is worse!
Jesus Tennessee is exorcising some demons right now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Jesus Tennessee is exorcising some demons right now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I mostly can’t believe that dick came for child actor Bluesky, they don’t deserve that. They’ve very lovely and thoughtful people.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I mostly can’t believe that dick came for child actor Bluesky, they don’t deserve that. They’ve very lovely and thoughtful people.
Chattanooga down to Tuscaloosa, then Starkville for the Grant Presidential Library at MSU. Swing up through Memphis to catch the rest of Tennessee you need to catch and hit Arkansas from there, either directly to Texas or down south to the not-Arklamiss portions of Louisiana.
[disassociates for a moment]
Behold, the five states we have left to get my son to the entire lower 48 before he graduates from HS:
And we're gonna do this during June or July? Well, plenty of minor league baseball.
Behold, the five states we have left to get my son to the entire lower 48 before he graduates from HS:
And we're gonna do this during June or July? Well, plenty of minor league baseball.
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Chattanooga down to Tuscaloosa, then Starkville for the Grant Presidential Library at MSU. Swing up through Memphis to catch the rest of Tennessee you need to catch and hit Arkansas from there, either directly to Texas or down south to the not-Arklamiss portions of Louisiana.
Lane doing all this the week after Ole Miss sits him down to get real is so very fucking Lane. That guy hasn’t changed at all, has he.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lane doing all this the week after Ole Miss sits him down to get real is so very fucking Lane. That guy hasn’t changed at all, has he.
Zelda, Captain Posing in an empty field after her fourth dark and stormy of the mid morning.
Well, holy shit. These official #LegendOfZelda movie pics sure look good!
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Zelda, Captain Posing in an empty field after her fourth dark and stormy of the mid morning.
Space Olympics is genuinely a masterpiece.
ron heard me casually listening to "jack sparrow" by the lonely island the other day and was like "this sounds like dogshit victoria." he doesn't get it he wasn't there
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Space Olympics is genuinely a masterpiece.
Built different (had my heart broken while actively eating Panda Express)
Our political/journalist elites are people that haver never eaten $20 worth of Taco Bell after having their hearts broken and it shows
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Built different (had my heart broken while actively eating Panda Express)
Gotta read the room here, based on experience I’d say:
Is the crowd ESS EEE SEE? You want Folsom Prison Blues or Friends in Low Places.
Heavily Millennial? Tons of options, my most effective one is La Vida Loca, though.
Very drunk crowd: Anything Shania ever wrote, just trust me.
Is the crowd ESS EEE SEE? You want Folsom Prison Blues or Friends in Low Places.
Heavily Millennial? Tons of options, my most effective one is La Vida Loca, though.
Very drunk crowd: Anything Shania ever wrote, just trust me.
Question 8:
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Gotta read the room here, based on experience I’d say:
Is the crowd ESS EEE SEE? You want Folsom Prison Blues or Friends in Low Places.
Heavily Millennial? Tons of options, my most effective one is La Vida Loca, though.
Very drunk crowd: Anything Shania ever wrote, just trust me.
Is the crowd ESS EEE SEE? You want Folsom Prison Blues or Friends in Low Places.
Heavily Millennial? Tons of options, my most effective one is La Vida Loca, though.
Very drunk crowd: Anything Shania ever wrote, just trust me.
Since I just saw this reposted I will throw my entry in, gather round for the story of the era where every American college decided “what if we did Citi Bikes, but like really cheap and bad ones.” Enter our villain, the Mississippi State University Bully Bike.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Since I just saw this reposted I will throw my entry in, gather round for the story of the era where every American college decided “what if we did Citi Bikes, but like really cheap and bad ones.” Enter our villain, the Mississippi State University Bully Bike.
Gonna claim that one of them is In Bruges and never read this article.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Gonna claim that one of them is In Bruges and never read this article.
This is one of the single greatest books about the Civil Rights Movement I have ever read, full stop. If you haven’t read it, you need to go to the library right this moment, and if yours doesn’t have it you should ask them to get it.
If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever written, then you should buy my book The Movement Made Us about my father's time in the Civil Rights Movement, us, our relationship and loving each other to get free. (it's also a great stocking stuffer)
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November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is one of the single greatest books about the Civil Rights Movement I have ever read, full stop. If you haven’t read it, you need to go to the library right this moment, and if yours doesn’t have it you should ask them to get it.
This is a super obvious solution, so I can only see them not doing so as one of two things: A) writers room is trying to be geniuses rather than just doing something that works or B) someone with power attached to the film is vehemently opposed to Bond being a codename.
Easy fix:
James Bond-007 is a codename that is given to a new agent each time the old one dies.
James Bond-007 is a codename that is given to a new agent each time the old one dies.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is a super obvious solution, so I can only see them not doing so as one of two things: A) writers room is trying to be geniuses rather than just doing something that works or B) someone with power attached to the film is vehemently opposed to Bond being a codename.
Reposted by UnstableMonturkey
I think some of you have not taken a single moment to consider that the people who’ve been out of work for the last 40 days and who are presently staring down the prospect of going into the holiday season without a paycheck are *also* calling their congresspeople.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I think some of you have not taken a single moment to consider that the people who’ve been out of work for the last 40 days and who are presently staring down the prospect of going into the holiday season without a paycheck are *also* calling their congresspeople.
“Was Homefield being good ZIRP,” I ask, starting an all-out discourse brawl.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Was Homefield being good ZIRP,” I ask, starting an all-out discourse brawl.
Terrified because my friend’s dad flies freight out of that airport.
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Terrified because my friend’s dad flies freight out of that airport.
All of these teams doing crazy things are stacking the market against Clanga opening, tough scenes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
All of these teams doing crazy things are stacking the market against Clanga opening, tough scenes.
Interim Coach Trooper Taylor.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Interim Coach Trooper Taylor.
Bad news about the party last night, Jays lost, to the dismay of the Cardinals fans there rooting for the downfall of the Dodgers. Excellent news about the party last night: there were additional cool dogs beyond what was initially expected.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bad news about the party last night, Jays lost, to the dismay of the Cardinals fans there rooting for the downfall of the Dodgers. Excellent news about the party last night: there were additional cool dogs beyond what was initially expected.
I can’t believe that bat broke. That was going into play otherwise.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I can’t believe that bat broke. That was going into play otherwise.
Hi, local doctor here. Nothing’s spookier than unprotected sex. You don’t want to see tertiary syphilis anywhere outside of an Italian history book. This has been your PSA.
me to all my single dude friends: WEAR A CONDOM!
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hi, local doctor here. Nothing’s spookier than unprotected sex. You don’t want to see tertiary syphilis anywhere outside of an Italian history book. This has been your PSA.
This post contains misinformation about Stevie Wonder
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This post contains misinformation about Stevie Wonder