UndertakerMongoose
@unstablemongoose.bsky.social
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Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.
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unstablemongoose.bsky.social
No, she’s just a better, more affirmational scientist than Banner and wants better for him than he wants for himself.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Trip to Myrtle beach, airbrushed t-shirts.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
I saw Maria Qualudes open for Dogg’s Breakfast in Little Rock once, good show.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Yes mom, the message that literally starts about the curtains being the wrong color for what was planned does not need three paragraphs of you trying to convince me not to use them, I just need you to read.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
We have entered the exhausting phase where conversations with parents take three times as long because their brain can’t parse that something is already done right or handled so they have to tell me to do the thing I already did. I kinda wonder what their social feeds look like sometimes.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Every time someone selling their letters eats shit, an angel gets its wings. Think this one counts for a whole damn choir.
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Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

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Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
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unstablemongoose.bsky.social
If you must, although denying her the blowup and hitting the block button also sounds super satisfying.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Snail mail your reply. Not joking.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
It’s a shame, the Gospel of Getting that Goddamn Saturn’s Exhaust to Stop Rattling is a really good one.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Don’t forget Slumlord’s Choice Premium Paint Chips!
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
NP. Obviously it can happen at high enough levels, but with adult lead neurotoxicity we’re usually talking fully reversible symptoms with treatment + removal of source.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
It’s important to note that permanent cognitive damage is very unlikely to result from adult lead poisoning, it kinda needs to hit you while you’re a young child and vulnerable.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
I’m gonna guess most of it is nothing, but the higher/more moderate contamination is likely significant. I’m particularly worried about protein-enriched flour etc and younger children as a possible point of alarm.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Someone who needs to cut waaaaaaaaaay down on the Monster consumption wrote this. Ladies can be Kyles too.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
You’ll like it. It’s short and that woman can WRITE.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
$.79, better nutritive balance than average fast food, no grade C - - beef, maybe the greatest of all time.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Old school season length with hour long episodes. It’s a lot, comparatively!
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
2005 Battlestar is great but it’s really really long. And there’s not a lot of obvious filler to skip. Definitely a project.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
I don’t really watch TV unless I’m watching it with people, I can count every series I’ve finished on my hands still.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Which is really funny because said rocket company has had a hell of a time flying when they don’t have JPL supporting.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
I didn’t learn until like years after the movie released that Bjork wrote Army of Me in 1995, that’s easily a decade ahead of its time! And also, yeah, that Torrini cover is the truth.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
The way she uses vocal pause to build suspense and her pacing through this song are otherworldly.
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Ignore the otherwise dearth of merit in this movie, because every track in it bangs like 90s Shaq in the paint. youtu.be/5UVeUolZiO8?...
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Yeah, and don’t do it in Arkansas either, because when the town sheriff pulls you over for not speeding there’s probably nails on the shoulder and you’re gonna lose a tire in the middle of nowhere 30 miles later.