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Gabriel Bell
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy.

Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
Pinned
Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.
I’d be good at pillaging I think. Not in love with boats tho.
6: You wake up in 9th century Scandinavia, and you find that you speak and understand the language. Would you be a successful Viking?
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Most of them but “carbon footprint” being a re-brand by oil companies to shift climate change onto the consumer was a big one
5: What’s a historical or scientific “fact” that messed you up a little when you found out it wasn’t true?
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If I was going to pick a soundtrack it would be like, Steven Seagall’s greatest hits or something just to really underscore the weirdness of it
4: If you’re a fucking with an intentional soundtrack person, what album/playlist are you queuing up?
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Turning something on to set the mood feels weird to me
3: Do you actually fuck with music on *on purpose* it is it more of a if something’s already playing you’re not going to stop to turn it off?
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Magneto’s powers, Gambit’s kinetic energy charge, and wolverine’s healing factor.

I can confidently state I would be considered evil based on what is currently presented as good in the media
2: you can pick any three super powers, what are they and what super name are you picking?

2A: you going to be good or evil?
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Marvel action figures and, lately, Omnibus comic collections - all the fun of the story without any of the obnoxious storage and caretaking concerns of comic books
1. Do you collect anything?

If you want to show it off, drop a picture with the QT.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I hate who I am when I have to join a Teams meeting. Why did we let capitalism get this far?
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Another random question thread which isn’t intended to steal your identity, because it’s cold and the wind is blowing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Duck Egg Benedict
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This shit is gross as fuck and all these influencer types need a spot at Nuremberg 2
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I hate widowmaker squats so unfortunately I almost certainly need to continue doing them through 2026
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me, my kids, and their mom will all scream Laser Titties at one another if slouching and can confirm it’s been great for posture
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jesus that was a frigid fucking workout
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
5 concerts I’ve seen
Marty Stuart
Rancid/Bad Religion
Dwight Yoakum and Willie Nelson
Nelly Furtado
The Pogues
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Senses Fail
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Better Lovers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tomorrow I’ll mash stuffing into a patty, fry it with butter, and put a fried duck egg on top for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The goal is five plates and one way or another I’m lifting five plates
Gonna be carbed as fuck for leg day tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Gonna be carbed as fuck for leg day tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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No one will ever convince me the Avatar movies are good.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
3.5 hours from start to plate.
Spatchcocking saves time and the intervals works as great timers for starting other stuff.
Bird goes in, start slow boiling potatoes.
Bird turns at half way, start the stuffing.
Bird comes out, tent and rest for 30 minutes, whip the potatoes and make gravy
I’m just so goddamn good at this
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I got to meet my youngest niece and she’s adorable. 10/10 kid.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t trust these folks who make sure none of the food on the plate touches. Thanksgiving especially is a series of sides and entrees that can spill over onto one another and enrich the flavor by doing so.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m just so goddamn good at this
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s a bitter irony that I’d wake up with four popping abs on thanksgiving morning
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM