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Gabriel Bell

@czechtwice.bsky.social

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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · Nov 27

Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 30m

This one hurts as much as George Miller

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1h

Whoever said autocorrect is getting worse was right.

*regret

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1h

Will I regrer this nostalgia blast, or be pleasantly surprised? Let’s find out.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1h

I’d never seen the Fright Night remake but watching it I found it hard to suspend disbelief there were people turning down a bite on the neck from 2010’s Colin Farrell

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1h

Peacock seems to have the best horror movie line up this year

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1h

Took a month off dips, got better at them.

A man wearing a brown shirt and black shorts holds the top position on a dip station. He has a belt with a weight plate attached.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 2h

Gonna start lifting overhead in running shoes, see if I can’t hurry it along a bit

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 2h

Oh thank god, fifteen more years of lifting I might finally be dumb enough to be happy

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 5h

Anything less than Marquess of Queensberry rules they can go fuck themselves

Politico @politico.com · 6h

Speaker Mike Johnson and Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries will debate Wednesday on C-SPAN.

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on “Ceasefire,” hosted by our Dasha Burns.

Mike Johnson and Hakeem Jeffries will debate on C-SPAN

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on "Ceasefire," hosted by POLITICO's Dasha Burns.

www.politico.com

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 5h

Took my sick day and drove all the way across town for the perfect Rueben, but the shop was unexpectedly closed.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 5h

How do you have Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza fucking in the middle of this pile of rotting ass cancer

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 5h

There’s no reason on earth this Ethan Coen movie should be able to suck out loud as badly as it does

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 7h

Idk man but somehow I think this is Will Wheaton’s fault

timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 8h

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 8h

“Ok cool fall is really here this time” is my Charlie Brown falling for the football gag again

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

I was feeling it creep on pretty bad yesterday afternoon but so far so good this AM. I do historically get slammed for ten ish hours tho

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

Of course

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

Flu shot sick day. Getting some steps in now cause history tells me this afternoon will be a hard crash.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12h

Sneaky abs

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