Sarah Jellen
@ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Annabelle’s person, KC sports fan, shoe lover
She/her
She/her
Me, starting this book: why is it only flashing back to 2000? I thought the incident happened when these adults were young children?
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me, starting this book: why is it only flashing back to 2000? I thought the incident happened when these adults were young children?
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
Me when my 20-lb hound and my 17-lb pug are both on leashes trying to find spots to poop.
a man is sitting on the roof of a building holding a chair .
ALT: a man is sitting on the roof of a building holding a chair .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me when my 20-lb hound and my 17-lb pug are both on leashes trying to find spots to poop.
Do I particularly care about Minnesota vs Wisconsin? Not really. (I should as a UW alum, but I just don’t.) But will I watch this game because it’s a snow game? Oh, yes, I will!
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Do I particularly care about Minnesota vs Wisconsin? Not really. (I should as a UW alum, but I just don’t.) But will I watch this game because it’s a snow game? Oh, yes, I will!
Think everyone has me muted. I get it. I wish I could shut myself up, too.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Think everyone has me muted. I get it. I wish I could shut myself up, too.
Just might have to watch Shakespeare in Love tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just might have to watch Shakespeare in Love tonight.
I can’t sleep without a fan on but with a fan on I can’t hear the rain and I love listening to the rain. Who really needs sleep anyway?
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I can’t sleep without a fan on but with a fan on I can’t hear the rain and I love listening to the rain. Who really needs sleep anyway?
Vaccines save lives.
Vaccine denial kills.
Vaccine denial kills.
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Vaccines save lives.
Vaccine denial kills.
Vaccine denial kills.
I have a volunteer shift this evening and I super much don’t want to.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have a volunteer shift this evening and I super much don’t want to.
I’m having a deeply shitty weekend and it’s only Friday afternoon.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m having a deeply shitty weekend and it’s only Friday afternoon.
Mom brought home one piece of pie. I naturally assumed we’d split it. But she just ate the whole damn thing herself. I honestly might cry.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mom brought home one piece of pie. I naturally assumed we’d split it. But she just ate the whole damn thing herself. I honestly might cry.
Nothing like the sound of a dog puking to get you out of bed on a cold, sleep in day.
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nothing like the sound of a dog puking to get you out of bed on a cold, sleep in day.
I’m still very irked.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m still very irked.
We’re a Thanksgiving dinner is an evening meal family, so this thing where we ate at 1:30 is weird. I’m not a fan, tbh.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We’re a Thanksgiving dinner is an evening meal family, so this thing where we ate at 1:30 is weird. I’m not a fan, tbh.
The Ravens only have 106 feet between them. They’re going to run out of feet to shoot soon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Ravens only have 106 feet between them. They’re going to run out of feet to shoot soon.
I am in desperate need of an ADHD productivity burst.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am in desperate need of an ADHD productivity burst.
Now I’m just in a shitty mood.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Now I’m just in a shitty mood.
How is that on the defender?
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How is that on the defender?
If we were ever gonna get one of those defensive scores, now would be a great time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If we were ever gonna get one of those defensive scores, now would be a great time.
And then he does that.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
And then he does that.
Does Mahomes need a sports psychologist? He just seems so off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Does Mahomes need a sports psychologist? He just seems so off.
This team is so frustrating.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This team is so frustrating.
That was a good play, Bolton.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
That was a good play, Bolton.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Men at Work
REM
Berlin
Violent Femmes
John Williams conducting the Boston Pops
Men at Work
REM
Berlin
Violent Femmes
John Williams conducting the Boston Pops
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Did we just get a good kick return that wasn’t called back on a flag??
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Did we just get a good kick return that wasn’t called back on a flag??
Doesn’t Taylor have a song with this guy? Just saying…
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Doesn’t Taylor have a song with this guy? Just saying…