Sarah Jellen
ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Sarah Jellen
@ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Annabelle’s person, KC sports fan, shoe lover

She/her
Hard to argue with Bruno’s approach to the day.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You just have to feel sorry for this poor creature.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Y’all don’t know how small this rope toy was. She was so tiny!
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Is it Friday yet? I’m tired.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My blanket has the cutest face.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am irritated.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Annabelle picked this toy for today. (I swear, I did not direct her to this one.) She understands the assignment.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Big tough girl likes to pretend she finds her brother annoying. I see through you, kid.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Bruno wants popcorn. Why won’t anyone give him popcorn?!
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Annabelle and Bruno are doing their best to improve my outlook on life.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Of course, grown-up pup is pretty great, too. Just not quite as easy to control.
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Sometimes I still think about Tiny Pup. She was so tiny!
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
There may have been a dimly-lit bourbon bar this evening.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oops
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Annabelle is more matching Vito’s energy. She’s saying screw Cuomo/Trump and the horses they rode in on!
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Today in Why Bruno is Sad: he has to wait one more year for Trump to suffer more election night embarrassment. Bruno would call the glass bone dry if it was 9/10 full.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bruno’s head is on the couch. But where’s the rest of him?
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hey, Patrick and Co, how much the birthday gets of this is up to you. Please proceed accordingly.
October 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It’s my birthday! Will my new stuffed horse make it to sunrise? Stay tuned.
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Say a little prayer to the risotto gods for me.
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Longing, thy name is Bruno.
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yes. They’re so sweet.
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Someone is turning 5 on Monday. Think I should buy her some new toys?
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM