gavinesq
@gavinesq.bsky.social
Food/politics/law/sports. Friendly crank. Avid practitioner of drunken bonhomie. "World's most educated 8th grader!" -my wife. Proud Jayhawk. Remarkably tender lover. Retweets, or whatever they're called here, mean I made out with your mom.
SO FUCKING JACKED FOR THIS LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER!
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
SO FUCKING JACKED FOR THIS LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER!
Well, looking ahead is all we have and I am eager to see Ballard throwing to Henderson and handing off to Hishaw.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Well, looking ahead is all we have and I am eager to see Ballard throwing to Henderson and handing off to Hishaw.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Touchdown Kansas!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Touchdown Kansas!!
It feels like a Saturday, but it's only Friday! TOMORROW IS A BONUS SATURDAY!
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It feels like a Saturday, but it's only Friday! TOMORROW IS A BONUS SATURDAY!
Who up rolling they stones?
Who up globing they trotters?
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who up rolling they stones?
It's a little late to do you any good this year, but it's still worth remembering that you can't spell "Thanksgiving" without G-A-V-I-N.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's a little late to do you any good this year, but it's still worth remembering that you can't spell "Thanksgiving" without G-A-V-I-N.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Men at Work
REM
Berlin
Violent Femmes
John Williams conducting the Boston Pops
Men at Work
REM
Berlin
Violent Femmes
John Williams conducting the Boston Pops
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
This is quite the meet-cute.
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is quite the meet-cute.
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
So, does the money in the Players Era tournament get paid to the schools or to the players? To the school to give to the players?
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So, does the money in the Players Era tournament get paid to the schools or to the players? To the school to give to the players?
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
The Venn diagram of people who can pass the bar exam and people who shouldn't be allowed access to scissors overlaps more than society would be comfortable knowing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Venn diagram of people who can pass the bar exam and people who shouldn't be allowed access to scissors overlaps more than society would be comfortable knowing.
For just fifty cents a day, you can huck a roll of pennies at Karl from accounting.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
For just fifty cents a day, you can huck a roll of pennies at Karl from accounting.
Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash. --Increase Mather
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash. --Increase Mather
The only AI anyone ever asked for or that's worth a good goddamn.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The only AI anyone ever asked for or that's worth a good goddamn.
"You will be visited by three spirits."
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
Is tomorrow the day the President pardons a turkey and is it a requirement that to be pardoned, the turkey has to be a member at Mar-a-Lago?
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is tomorrow the day the President pardons a turkey and is it a requirement that to be pardoned, the turkey has to be a member at Mar-a-Lago?
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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That’s such a pure dick punch, skill alone doesn’t cover that, you only get that from a real love of the dick punching game
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That’s such a pure dick punch, skill alone doesn’t cover that, you only get that from a real love of the dick punching game
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!