UnstableMonturkey
@unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.
Thighderman.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Thighderman.
That’s the artist remembering he has coattails but forgetting what color he drew the rest of the coat.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That’s the artist remembering he has coattails but forgetting what color he drew the rest of the coat.
The problem with nu metal acts is that you have to pry more people out of rehab than pop or hip hop acts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The problem with nu metal acts is that you have to pry more people out of rehab than pop or hip hop acts.
I think it’s a cool sounding truism that has some elements of actual truth to it, so it’s got some staying power, but it’s going through some rough patches caused by modern masculinity trying to conflict code anything. B2B sales are not the arena!
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think it’s a cool sounding truism that has some elements of actual truth to it, so it’s got some staying power, but it’s going through some rough patches caused by modern masculinity trying to conflict code anything. B2B sales are not the arena!
Ah, the Nancy Regan 3000s.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ah, the Nancy Regan 3000s.
There is a reason I make that comparison and observation.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is a reason I make that comparison and observation.
It’s British humor, which means that much like gerything Monty Python does, if you enjoy it you’ll quote it at everyone else the rest of your life, but there’s a high personal likelihood of justifiable meh.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s British humor, which means that much like gerything Monty Python does, if you enjoy it you’ll quote it at everyone else the rest of your life, but there’s a high personal likelihood of justifiable meh.
I’m pretty sure the catering RV that our local catfish joint takes to the state fair every year re-uses oil and it tastes better than the restaurant does.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m pretty sure the catering RV that our local catfish joint takes to the state fair every year re-uses oil and it tastes better than the restaurant does.
Just wait til you meet the guy pretending to be Leonard Nimoy.
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just wait til you meet the guy pretending to be Leonard Nimoy.
Tilly I was so hype for that movie before it came out, I could’ve warned you. Soundtrack is godlike but everything else about the movie is deeply wrong. They whiffed on like everything.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tilly I was so hype for that movie before it came out, I could’ve warned you. Soundtrack is godlike but everything else about the movie is deeply wrong. They whiffed on like everything.
I just wanna talk with whoever had the temerity to say that about Friendsgiving.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just wanna talk with whoever had the temerity to say that about Friendsgiving.
Not any surgical suites that have yet been found!
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not any surgical suites that have yet been found!
OK but the fact that they did this level of crimes for him means that it settles the debate—Nico truly was an SEC quarterback.
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
OK but the fact that they did this level of crimes for him means that it settles the debate—Nico truly was an SEC quarterback.
The old school carport with that railing and the steps up 😍😍😍
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The old school carport with that railing and the steps up 😍😍😍
Yes! The on the field digressions while OSU is death starring everyone is truly and frankly bizarre. He might as well have talked about Petiti’s refrigerator magnets.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes! The on the field digressions while OSU is death starring everyone is truly and frankly bizarre. He might as well have talked about Petiti’s refrigerator magnets.
Article writer is dumb and thought the financial disarray stated as the reason for the PE deal was real rather than admins being titanically stupid, so took it as a disarray thing and tried to tie it to the on the field product and not, y’know, being stupid about what money and PE are.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Article writer is dumb and thought the financial disarray stated as the reason for the PE deal was real rather than admins being titanically stupid, so took it as a disarray thing and tried to tie it to the on the field product and not, y’know, being stupid about what money and PE are.
If it happens we will refer to it as the wifewich in order to properly notify you. Just need a good contingency plan.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If it happens we will refer to it as the wifewich in order to properly notify you. Just need a good contingency plan.
Terrifying to think how quick that happened, there’s still fuel burning in the separated engine after it’s spun all the way around and about to slam into that taxiway.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Terrifying to think how quick that happened, there’s still fuel burning in the separated engine after it’s spun all the way around and about to slam into that taxiway.
I would like to state for the record that medical science has never once recorded this as a fact, but from a matter of microbiological theory it is possible.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I would like to state for the record that medical science has never once recorded this as a fact, but from a matter of microbiological theory it is possible.
Since it’s possible for your throat to be asymptomatically colonized with group A strep, making you a carrier, you could have an individual who causes this every time they eat ass without them ever knowing.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Since it’s possible for your throat to be asymptomatically colonized with group A strep, making you a carrier, you could have an individual who causes this every time they eat ass without them ever knowing.
Yeah those are a real nasty thing to deal with. No one wants to have that on their Oregon Trail headstone IRL.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yeah those are a real nasty thing to deal with. No one wants to have that on their Oregon Trail headstone IRL.