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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 16h

the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 16h

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 4h

Next goal: my SIL's party

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 4h

The show is successfully done!

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 2d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 3d

Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.

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Boo! Boo! Spoooooky Robo @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social · 3d

Remember everyone: no pictures and put your cell phones In airplane mode if you’re out today ✌️

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 7d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 11d

Made me lol

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 11d

What annoys me most is, I find socialising difficult at the best of times. I don't need this.

Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 11d

Like, I hate to say it, but how the hell did he think he had even the slightest chance after what he did??

a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face

ALT: a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 11d

I'm obviously too innocent for my own good

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 12d

Unpopular opinion: I really hate it when people are late.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 12d

The number of my singing friends who use AI all the time...
You know they're coming for you next, right?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14d

“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist

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Peter Relph ᴀᴜ @peterrelph.bsky.social · 14d

Who could have thought that the US ethos of rugged lawless armed individualism could have turned into chaotic fascist authoritarianism?

Not the rugged lawless armed individuals apparently

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15d

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 14d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 16d

Waking up is just respawning in the same map with worse stats.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 15d

Last night my lung capacity dropped to roughly 60% of normal. I saved a hospital visit in an ambulance by having a puffer.

Petrol of ambulance to hospital vs puffer analysis next?

Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 15d

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds

Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

local12.com

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 15d

I'm supposed to be singing next week. That is at least 30% more difficult if you don't breathe

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 15d

Alt text: A tweet by Steve Kirsch: 25% of people who got the COVID shot regret it.
The others are dead

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15d

Guess what guys?

Have you noticed how empty the streets are these days? Seen photos from all over the world showing the same peculiar lack of people?

That’s because about 4,250,000,000 people died from their Covid vaccinations.

It’s true. Steve Kirsch said so. 👇
#Covid #Vaccines

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 15d

Well, My Mum always used to nag "If 6 billion people protected themselves from a potentially fatal disease, would you?"

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 15d

If you put branches in it between uses that'll help

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 15d

Luckily I'm only 3/4 dead!

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