The Coward Papa Joe
@iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
42. Still a coward
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
42. Still a coward
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Reminder: if your first interaction with my account is a follow you're getting blocked
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I’m actually going to need more calories in order to enact the violence I would rain down upon your restaurant lest you give me the women’s steak frites
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m actually going to need more calories in order to enact the violence I would rain down upon your restaurant lest you give me the women’s steak frites
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Men date women they hate so much they kill them
Do men often date women they don’t like?
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Men date women they hate so much they kill them
I have this dream of coming into money and setting up a trust that gives someone chosen at random enough to live moderately no matter what for the rest of their life
And when they die it goes to a new random person. Just pulling one person out of the threat of poverty for the rest of time
And when they die it goes to a new random person. Just pulling one person out of the threat of poverty for the rest of time
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I have this dream of coming into money and setting up a trust that gives someone chosen at random enough to live moderately no matter what for the rest of their life
And when they die it goes to a new random person. Just pulling one person out of the threat of poverty for the rest of time
And when they die it goes to a new random person. Just pulling one person out of the threat of poverty for the rest of time
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I turn 30 at the end of the month! It would be really AWESOME if I could reach a few goals for my birthday!!
- art supplies
- bills paid/account no longer negative
- my tooth taken out
Donating to me helps so much but *buying my art* is even better! 🥹💜
V: @zzz22
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zenzi...
- art supplies
- bills paid/account no longer negative
- my tooth taken out
Donating to me helps so much but *buying my art* is even better! 🥹💜
V: @zzz22
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zenzi...
Zi's Shit
Handmade Custom Art and Other Shit
Zisshit.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I turn 30 at the end of the month! It would be really AWESOME if I could reach a few goals for my birthday!!
- art supplies
- bills paid/account no longer negative
- my tooth taken out
Donating to me helps so much but *buying my art* is even better! 🥹💜
V: @zzz22
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zenzi...
- art supplies
- bills paid/account no longer negative
- my tooth taken out
Donating to me helps so much but *buying my art* is even better! 🥹💜
V: @zzz22
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zenzi...
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If you love him, let him sleep.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you love him, let him sleep.
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gm friends,
unfortunately the surgery has been postponed to tomorrow bc i could not secure the anaesthesiologist in time.
i will now have to make use of the second option, who is cheaper overall, but requires $995 upfront bc of my unpaid bills.
I'm literally so close- please help if you can 🙏🏽
unfortunately the surgery has been postponed to tomorrow bc i could not secure the anaesthesiologist in time.
i will now have to make use of the second option, who is cheaper overall, but requires $995 upfront bc of my unpaid bills.
I'm literally so close- please help if you can 🙏🏽
he's going to mail all the information/agreements to me as soon as he gets a chance, and i'll share it here
i'm just trying to get a headstart on this because i need $490 ASAP to get this surgery confirmed for Monday.
if you can give anything, please chip in ❤️
ko-fi.com/rebekamash/g...
i'm just trying to get a headstart on this because i need $490 ASAP to get this surgery confirmed for Monday.
if you can give anything, please chip in ❤️
ko-fi.com/rebekamash/g...
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
gm friends,
unfortunately the surgery has been postponed to tomorrow bc i could not secure the anaesthesiologist in time.
i will now have to make use of the second option, who is cheaper overall, but requires $995 upfront bc of my unpaid bills.
I'm literally so close- please help if you can 🙏🏽
unfortunately the surgery has been postponed to tomorrow bc i could not secure the anaesthesiologist in time.
i will now have to make use of the second option, who is cheaper overall, but requires $995 upfront bc of my unpaid bills.
I'm literally so close- please help if you can 🙏🏽
If humanity suddenly couldn't cone up with any new technology for some reason how nice a utopia could we build?
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If humanity suddenly couldn't cone up with any new technology for some reason how nice a utopia could we build?
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Dear Twitch viewers:
Backseating is telling the streamer what to do OR telling them solutions to problems they didn't ask for clear help on.
Let people enjoy the game and enjoy the stream, y'know?
Equate it with spoiling the ending of a movie you really wanted to see: it's rude.
Backseating is telling the streamer what to do OR telling them solutions to problems they didn't ask for clear help on.
Let people enjoy the game and enjoy the stream, y'know?
Equate it with spoiling the ending of a movie you really wanted to see: it's rude.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Dear Twitch viewers:
Backseating is telling the streamer what to do OR telling them solutions to problems they didn't ask for clear help on.
Let people enjoy the game and enjoy the stream, y'know?
Equate it with spoiling the ending of a movie you really wanted to see: it's rude.
Backseating is telling the streamer what to do OR telling them solutions to problems they didn't ask for clear help on.
Let people enjoy the game and enjoy the stream, y'know?
Equate it with spoiling the ending of a movie you really wanted to see: it's rude.
To my mind once a credit card company starts forbidding legal purchases for "moral" reasons they show that they are morally okay with any allowed legal purchase. That introducedls culpability. Does Mastercard want to be on the hook for a gun purchase? Does Visa want to be an accessory to a murder?
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
To my mind once a credit card company starts forbidding legal purchases for "moral" reasons they show that they are morally okay with any allowed legal purchase. That introducedls culpability. Does Mastercard want to be on the hook for a gun purchase? Does Visa want to be an accessory to a murder?
Both the movie and the song 9 to 5 hold up
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Both the movie and the song 9 to 5 hold up
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I am also sending Juno any and all all donations marked "Juno" that are sent to the following account:
C a s h a p p : $/Sykosonik
C a s h a p p : $/Sykosonik
My Ko-Fi was taken away from me
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I am also sending Juno any and all all donations marked "Juno" that are sent to the following account:
C a s h a p p : $/Sykosonik
C a s h a p p : $/Sykosonik
I tey to live up to the example sent by my hero, Grandma
Which is why I give out money in five dollar increments
Which is why I give out money in five dollar increments
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I tey to live up to the example sent by my hero, Grandma
Which is why I give out money in five dollar increments
Which is why I give out money in five dollar increments
ADHD gives me a bonus vs. mindreading
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ADHD gives me a bonus vs. mindreading
We live in a golden age of furries. Bring back battle beasts!
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We live in a golden age of furries. Bring back battle beasts!
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My Ko-Fi was taken away from me
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My Ko-Fi was taken away from me
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
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knocked a fake candle into the fake christmas tree but got real scared
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
knocked a fake candle into the fake christmas tree but got real scared
Getting stoned is the best way to ruin my orgasms. Like I can still come but it's going to take over an hour with my best stuff. That'd be fine if I wasn't jerking it to try to get some sleep. Now im stressed out about my nut. This is what being a squirrel must be like!
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Getting stoned is the best way to ruin my orgasms. Like I can still come but it's going to take over an hour with my best stuff. That'd be fine if I wasn't jerking it to try to get some sleep. Now im stressed out about my nut. This is what being a squirrel must be like!
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Okay so at 2 and a half benadryl not only sm I not itchy but im hallucinating. No hat man though just strange organic shapes. It's all very From Beyond
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Okay so at 2 and a half benadryl not only sm I not itchy but im hallucinating. No hat man though just strange organic shapes. It's all very From Beyond
Monstrous humans will say that rape is often just women changing their kind after the fact (no it isn't)
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Monstrous humans will say that rape is often just women changing their kind after the fact (no it isn't)
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
If you think vampires are hot it's probably because you're attracted to vampire stuff like blood and biting
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you think vampires are hot it's probably because you're attracted to vampire stuff like blood and biting
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
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12/5 Friday Mutual Aid Thread
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
12/5 Friday Mutual Aid Thread
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison