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They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · Jun 26

The old holding hands meme:
Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in:
Taking the wrong lesson from every success

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1d

Yess!!

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 1d

Every democrat should be talking like this. Not the feckless mueller time version of this that we’ve had for years, but actual promises of actual consequences

As long as it goes unpunished we’ll never be free of this

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 1d

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1d

He just goes HMFFF!! MUFFF! Whenever he wants his morning churu. Real huffy.

Roo crossing his arms at us on tan cat tree

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1d

All cats become wa if they live long enough. And they all go on r/catswhosmoke (yes I just admitted to being on reddit 🫢)

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1d

We figured out who Kitten sounds like at her age

Kitten trying to steal my Korean fried chicken, even though they’re spicy and there’s raw garlic. She has succeeded and somehow survived.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 2d

I always wanted to buy a billboard to advertise nothing. Just say some stupid shit and lead people nowhere.

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

Pfft it's not a contest and I hate when comics treat it like one. Exhausting conversation. Whenever my brain gets into that mode I know it's time to change the subject or stop talking.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

I don't play about these fuckin scooters. The people riding them - it's not even their fault. If they dumped it in our shared lawn (also fuckin hate lawns) or next to something else flammable it's because a dropoff station was too far from their destination.

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

Also the battery is more exposed and therefore more likely to explode in our extremely hot summers. These companies have less liability and therefore don't care about safe design.

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

aw I'm honored!

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But...Sam died ten years ago? @tattersking.bsky.social · 3d

Spending my birthday with @hanamichels.bsky.social various doggzone appearances. Shouting along at jerry seinfelds underage nonsense

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

At least drivers ed provides SOME training even if people suck at driving too. With these scooters it's just grab it & go no matter what. Then dump it sideways on some flammable plant life when you're done.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

But also people ride them on the sidewalk w/o experience or helmets. And on the street is a danger to THEM so I get why they'd rather endanger walkers at a slower speed. Either way it's madness bc they don't know how to drive them. You can say that about cars but theres a gulf & ppl need a license.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

Those are exactly her thoughts

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 4d

I do believe this is a very important video. And written by @katiegoldin.bsky.social!

Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 4d

Let's talk about this fucking guy. youtu.be/vlKDQ3fwI5w

The Making Of Stephen Miller - SOME MORE NEWS

YouTube video by Some More News

youtu.be

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 4d

I think the most tragic character in Deep Space Nine is Odo, for he would make an amazing dungeon master but has none of the desire.

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 4d

It’s not just that the actor who played the Cigarette Smoking Man is a competitive water skier, but it’s important to realize there’s a three minute video of him water skiing that you can watch.

youtu.be/8Zgys8Vn-4Y?...

William B. Davis Waterskiing - trick ski - June 2000

YouTube video by William B. Davis Official

youtu.be

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

Also getting rid of cars in LA is a battle I know I simply cannot win.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3d

The fire hazard is unfortunately way worse than it is with cars. Or at least incidents have been more frequent.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4d

It's how people drive and leave them and the fire hazard they are

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4d

I don't give a fuck what the humans do in my neighborhood but if I see one more fuckin lime rental scooter I'm going full poop throwing Karen on Nextdoor

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5d

When I have a flareup pre -prepared snacks are better than anything because I'm so exhausted. Kitten has stolen my string cheese 3 nights in a row

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5d

I didn't share it because eyewitness testimony is worse with faces than license plates.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5d

Image showed him to be at least white passing if not white

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5d

Eyewitness testimony is notoriously horrible on faces so I thought show the numbers I guess.