Hana Michels (Personal Account)
@hanamichels.bsky.social
They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
Pinned
She vomits every day because her allergies make her over groom. She won’t allow anything that soothes her skin, won’t eat anti-hairball food or anti-hairball medicine. We have to feed her Vaseline.
If we know any groomers who are VERY brave and very well equipped let us know.
If we know any groomers who are VERY brave and very well equipped let us know.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
She vomits every day because her allergies make her over groom. She won’t allow anything that soothes her skin, won’t eat anti-hairball food or anti-hairball medicine. We have to feed her Vaseline.
If we know any groomers who are VERY brave and very well equipped let us know.
If we know any groomers who are VERY brave and very well equipped let us know.
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
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Wow that is cinema
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wow that is cinema
Looked at the litter robot TOS I agreed to. Who’s selling my cats poop data?
WHOS BUYING HIS POOP DATA??
WHOS BUYING HIS POOP DATA??
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Looked at the litter robot TOS I agreed to. Who’s selling my cats poop data?
WHOS BUYING HIS POOP DATA??
WHOS BUYING HIS POOP DATA??
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Look at these freaks
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Look at these freaks
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As you dine with your loved ones, don’t forget to look at each and every one in the eyes to think about how they are going to take a primo dump tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
As you dine with your loved ones, don’t forget to look at each and every one in the eyes to think about how they are going to take a primo dump tomorrow.
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Thanksgiving turkey
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Thanksgiving turkey
Diseases we considered long wiped out are making a comeback- diseases that can kill vulnerable people and wipe out the immune systems of healthy ones.
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Diseases we considered long wiped out are making a comeback- diseases that can kill vulnerable people and wipe out the immune systems of healthy ones.
When I was cranky about being single @alexfirer.bsky.social went through my Tinder with permission & found genuinely interesting profiles & I had nothing but terrible things to say bc I didn’t wanna meet new people. Like
“This guy painted a portrait of his dog!”
“Like Hitler?”
“This guy painted a portrait of his dog!”
“Like Hitler?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When I was cranky about being single @alexfirer.bsky.social went through my Tinder with permission & found genuinely interesting profiles & I had nothing but terrible things to say bc I didn’t wanna meet new people. Like
“This guy painted a portrait of his dog!”
“Like Hitler?”
“This guy painted a portrait of his dog!”
“Like Hitler?”
“Corn is like if bananas had nipples” - @moviehooligan.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
“Corn is like if bananas had nipples” - @moviehooligan.bsky.social
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
My family had a superstition: Don’t sit at the corner of a table or you won’t get married. They kept all unmarried people from table corners.
Haven't found matches researching this idea. Some cultures say it's general "bad luck" but none tie w/my ancestry even the countries & languages don't match.
Haven't found matches researching this idea. Some cultures say it's general "bad luck" but none tie w/my ancestry even the countries & languages don't match.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My family had a superstition: Don’t sit at the corner of a table or you won’t get married. They kept all unmarried people from table corners.
Haven't found matches researching this idea. Some cultures say it's general "bad luck" but none tie w/my ancestry even the countries & languages don't match.
Haven't found matches researching this idea. Some cultures say it's general "bad luck" but none tie w/my ancestry even the countries & languages don't match.
A magician?? First of all yes, but he couldn’t make the files disappear?
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A magician?? First of all yes, but he couldn’t make the files disappear?
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I wish everyone in my life wasn’t so confident I’d be going back to stand up. I’m supposed to portray an air of mental stability.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I wish everyone in my life wasn’t so confident I’d be going back to stand up. I’m supposed to portray an air of mental stability.
I don’t trust Roo’s current diet food because he likes it
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don’t trust Roo’s current diet food because he likes it
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
It’s really not hard to ingratiate yourself to a narcissist, a narcissist with dementia? Fuhgeddaboudit
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s really not hard to ingratiate yourself to a narcissist, a narcissist with dementia? Fuhgeddaboudit
This country was built on human trafficking. We have a chance to reckon with that past AND its current form. I hope we take it.
God I used to be funny
God I used to be funny
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This country was built on human trafficking. We have a chance to reckon with that past AND its current form. I hope we take it.
God I used to be funny
God I used to be funny
The baby fever they said I’d have was just about pets bc you can’t change someone’s mind with hormones, only strengthen what they already want. Seeing @moviehooligan.bsky.social cradle kitten is more powerful than a baby. If people tell you’ll change your mind someday- not if that mind’s made up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The baby fever they said I’d have was just about pets bc you can’t change someone’s mind with hormones, only strengthen what they already want. Seeing @moviehooligan.bsky.social cradle kitten is more powerful than a baby. If people tell you’ll change your mind someday- not if that mind’s made up.
The past few moral panics have made it clear to me that children deserve bodily autonomy & education on their bodies early & often. Even if it means a kid who is hard to control (but not a danger to anyone) gets to refuse psychoactive medication. Using kids to demonize meds however, just awful.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The past few moral panics have made it clear to me that children deserve bodily autonomy & education on their bodies early & often. Even if it means a kid who is hard to control (but not a danger to anyone) gets to refuse psychoactive medication. Using kids to demonize meds however, just awful.
Tired: If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
Not Tired: (on phone with insurance) You do NOT want me at my able to eat grapefruit.
Not Tired: (on phone with insurance) You do NOT want me at my able to eat grapefruit.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tired: If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
Not Tired: (on phone with insurance) You do NOT want me at my able to eat grapefruit.
Not Tired: (on phone with insurance) You do NOT want me at my able to eat grapefruit.
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But honestly this holiday season, any time someone is attacked, play dumb. Pretend you genuinely don't get it. Even if it's targeted at you. Make mean people lay out their reasoning for all to see. Then pretend you still don't get it. Hard to change minds at a single gathering in front of everyone.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
But honestly this holiday season, any time someone is attacked, play dumb. Pretend you genuinely don't get it. Even if it's targeted at you. Make mean people lay out their reasoning for all to see. Then pretend you still don't get it. Hard to change minds at a single gathering in front of everyone.