David C Bell
@moviehooligan.bsky.social
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Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed. Head writer for Some More News. Former editor for Cracked.com
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moviehooligan.bsky.social
George Miller should make a Tank Girl movie. End of thought.
moviehooligan.bsky.social
My sister, whispering to me on my death bed: go with diggity
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hanamichels.bsky.social
We figured out who Kitten sounds like at her age
Kitten trying to steal my Korean fried chicken, even though they’re spicy and there’s raw garlic. She has succeeded and somehow survived. Waluigi licking a rose nastily
moviehooligan.bsky.social
Literally the only way out. Even IF the horrors stop - no one will ever trust this country again unless we, at the very LEAST, make it clear that fascism will be punished.
clarajeffery.bsky.social
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
moviehooligan.bsky.social
“What if computer was like city and all the people are programs” is the entire basis of the premise. You might recognize that as something a stupid child might say.
moviehooligan.bsky.social
As a Tron fan, the thing I need you all to understand is that Tron is stupid
moviehooligan.bsky.social
Tensions rose this morning when the neighbor cat appeared in a window he was not authorized for, causing internal conflicts over the correct course of action. Both parties were able to reach an agreement with the discovery of a slightly low food dish, which required a unified effort to resolve.
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gamefullyun.bsky.social
TIS A HYPECAST! BRAND NEW, IN FACT! Enjoy @abeepp.bsky.social and those other guys as they delight in movies and each other!

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moviehooligan.bsky.social
It’s not just that the actor who played the Cigarette Smoking Man is a competitive water skier, but it’s important to realize there’s a three minute video of him water skiing that you can watch.

youtu.be/8Zgys8Vn-4Y?...
William B. Davis Waterskiing - trick ski - June 2000
YouTube video by William B. Davis Official
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moviehooligan.bsky.social
I think the most tragic character in Deep Space Nine is Odo, for he would make an amazing dungeon master but has none of the desire.
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hanamichels.bsky.social
I’m having a flareup. She knows I’m sick and weak. She stole my cheese.
moviehooligan.bsky.social
It is the harvest moon of October and Kitten is covered in catnip. She has just successfully stolen and consumed an entire string cheese.
moviehooligan.bsky.social
It is the harvest moon of October and Kitten is covered in catnip. She has just successfully stolen and consumed an entire string cheese.
moviehooligan.bsky.social
It’s harder to get illegal drugs when you’re older so bury a bunch of drugs for later, like a drug pirate
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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hanamichels.bsky.social
He prefers to sit on the 3 Bs: Bladder balls & boobs
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michaelswaim.bsky.social
If you like my pop culture essay vids you'll LOVE the new longform Freddy take from Will and Daniel Gordh, the minds behind all the Natural Disastronauts sketches from Cracked in the Day, not to mention our most underrated show the Cracked Advice Board with Dr. Cone!

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Freddy's Revenge is sooo GAY (and why it matters 40 years later)
YouTube video by Manboynice
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moviehooligan.bsky.social
We've recorded two episodes so far and neither of them are under two hours.
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gamefullyun.bsky.social
It's a brand new HYPECAST with the wonderful @starline.bsky.social! Listen now! So many movies!

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moviehooligan.bsky.social
Watching movies for a living there’s always one trailer that plays so often it makes me want to set myself on fire. Currently that trailer is for Roofman. Excited to learn what next month’s will be!