David C Bell
@moviehooligan.bsky.social
Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed.
Head writer for Some More News.
Former editor for Cracked.com
Head writer for Some More News.
Former editor for Cracked.com
I hate to do this but Die Hard 2 is actually the Christmas movie - it’s literally about an outcast lighting the way on a snowy night.
a man is holding a torch in the dark while standing in the snow .
ALT: a man is holding a torch in the dark while standing in the snow .
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December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hate to do this but Die Hard 2 is actually the Christmas movie - it’s literally about an outcast lighting the way on a snowy night.
Just got on my plane and what the fuck is this first movie. Has anyone heard of this movie? Is this a fake movie? Did I die?
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just got on my plane and what the fuck is this first movie. Has anyone heard of this movie? Is this a fake movie? Did I die?
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I went on and on last night about the practical joke novelty item market being stuck in the 50s but honestly, we could have a much better tinier fart machine that connects to your phone w/thousands of commercially licensed real farts. Even the Bluetooth apps now require someone to sit near a speaker
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I went on and on last night about the practical joke novelty item market being stuck in the 50s but honestly, we could have a much better tinier fart machine that connects to your phone w/thousands of commercially licensed real farts. Even the Bluetooth apps now require someone to sit near a speaker
This cat needs to dial it back sometimes
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This cat needs to dial it back sometimes
Yeah a Pluribus situation would suck but I could finally live out my dream of conducting a fart orchestra
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yeah a Pluribus situation would suck but I could finally live out my dream of conducting a fart orchestra
Woody Allen in the Epstein files
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Woody Allen in the Epstein files
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James Cameron: *walks into the office in a scuba suit* guys! I know what avatar 4 should be about!
Writer: whales?
James Cameron: whales
Writer: whales?
James Cameron: whales
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
James Cameron: *walks into the office in a scuba suit* guys! I know what avatar 4 should be about!
Writer: whales?
James Cameron: whales
Writer: whales?
James Cameron: whales
James Cameron: *emerges from a submarine* man I dunno why but I think this fire and ash volcano avatar should mostly take place in the ocean
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
James Cameron: *emerges from a submarine* man I dunno why but I think this fire and ash volcano avatar should mostly take place in the ocean
All AI Are Bastards and sorry folks that includes your tamagotchi
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
All AI Are Bastards and sorry folks that includes your tamagotchi
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Last Hypecast of the year! With special guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social! Get it today! TODAY!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/WfaGf
Apple: shorturl.at/xg9lW
YouTube: shorturl.at/Qig5T
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/WfaGf
Apple: shorturl.at/xg9lW
YouTube: shorturl.at/Qig5T
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Last Hypecast of the year! With special guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social! Get it today! TODAY!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/WfaGf
Apple: shorturl.at/xg9lW
YouTube: shorturl.at/Qig5T
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/WfaGf
Apple: shorturl.at/xg9lW
YouTube: shorturl.at/Qig5T
Can’t tell if my neighbor is murdering people or is acting strange simply because she overheard me loudly speculating that she murders people.
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can’t tell if my neighbor is murdering people or is acting strange simply because she overheard me loudly speculating that she murders people.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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We also have a video podcast that's full of holiday spirit. At least we think those are holiday spirits? I dunno, they seem happy to hear @moviehooligan.bsky.social 's origin story anyway. youtu.be/UmR5QD-BLz0
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 258, Straight Up with David Bell
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We also have a video podcast that's full of holiday spirit. At least we think those are holiday spirits? I dunno, they seem happy to hear @moviehooligan.bsky.social 's origin story anyway. youtu.be/UmR5QD-BLz0
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@moviehooligan.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social to bring us his Hotdog origin story. It involves D.A.R.E. and sexy heroin. on.soundcloud.com/7wzm02cpQxHk...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 258, Straight Up with David Bell
David bell joins us to revisit the DARE program's most lackluster attempt to save children from the horrors of recreational drug use... Louis Gossett Jr.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@moviehooligan.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social to bring us his Hotdog origin story. It involves D.A.R.E. and sexy heroin. on.soundcloud.com/7wzm02cpQxHk...
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HEY! NEW BADICAL! NEW! NEW BADICAL! It's @seanbaby.bsky.social and a NEW BADICAL! HEY!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
HEY! NEW BADICAL! NEW! NEW BADICAL! It's @seanbaby.bsky.social and a NEW BADICAL! HEY!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
not one to complain about iPhone updates but what in the winamp hell is this
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
not one to complain about iPhone updates but what in the winamp hell is this
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December 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Some people say we should stop calling their morning churu treats "creaming the cats"
Those people are cowards.
Those people are cowards.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Some people say we should stop calling their morning churu treats "creaming the cats"
Those people are cowards.
Those people are cowards.
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Sometimes instead of saying "have a good one" I'll say "have a GOO one" to cashiers. This is my shocking secret. A window into the dark twisted world of my soul.
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes instead of saying "have a good one" I'll say "have a GOO one" to cashiers. This is my shocking secret. A window into the dark twisted world of my soul.