Turgid Jacobian
@turgidjacobian.bsky.social
I like a lot of things. Other things, less.
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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
I wake up like a half an hour earlier than all the other members of this household and I'm the only one not timeblind. So I'm also the only one remotely capable of going to bed at a reasonable hour.
And it's driving me crazy.
And it's driving me crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wake up like a half an hour earlier than all the other members of this household and I'm the only one not timeblind. So I'm also the only one remotely capable of going to bed at a reasonable hour.
And it's driving me crazy.
And it's driving me crazy.
Oh, we're past 21% digital friends. We can do it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Oh, we're past 21% digital friends. We can do it.
Funny line in the book I'm reading - "The same clothes on him would have made him look like a callow Belgian fisherman."
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Funny line in the book I'm reading - "The same clothes on him would have made him look like a callow Belgian fisherman."
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The Owl of Minerva has not been holding up well over the past year
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Owl of Minerva has not been holding up well over the past year
Charlie Brown, again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up.
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Charlie Brown, again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up.
Try not to suck any dicks on he way to the parking lot, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Try not to suck any dicks on he way to the parking lot, Charlie Brown
Paint me like one of your French girls, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Paint me like one of your French girls, Charlie Brown
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November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
Listen to the girl
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good
Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good
Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Listen to the girl
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good
Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good
Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
We dumped Spotify because of their various perfidious acts. So far my report on Tidal: has a fine selection, but a terrible search function.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We dumped Spotify because of their various perfidious acts. So far my report on Tidal: has a fine selection, but a terrible search function.
Just needs some slick marketing
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just needs some slick marketing
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
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every single baby had to be
hospitalized.
hospitalized.
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
FDA delays left recalled baby formula on store shelves, food safety expert says
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
every single baby had to be
hospitalized.
hospitalized.
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I'm skeptical that Trump's make Ukraine surrender plan wasn't real.
Trump envoy Witkoff negotiated it, details and threats to Ukraine were public for multiple days, and Rubio didn't dispute it then, only after the plan got a bad reception and rejected by Europe.
Look like attempting to save face.
Trump envoy Witkoff negotiated it, details and threats to Ukraine were public for multiple days, and Rubio didn't dispute it then, only after the plan got a bad reception and rejected by Europe.
Look like attempting to save face.
Republican Senator Mike Rounds said Secretary of State Marco Rubio, in a call to senators, confirmed the so-called 28-point “peace plan” was actually a Russian wishlist and is “not the administration’s position”. Nor is there any threat to cut off weapons or intelligence to Ukraine.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm skeptical that Trump's make Ukraine surrender plan wasn't real.
Trump envoy Witkoff negotiated it, details and threats to Ukraine were public for multiple days, and Rubio didn't dispute it then, only after the plan got a bad reception and rejected by Europe.
Look like attempting to save face.
Trump envoy Witkoff negotiated it, details and threats to Ukraine were public for multiple days, and Rubio didn't dispute it then, only after the plan got a bad reception and rejected by Europe.
Look like attempting to save face.
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Fucking terrible day for literacy, eyes, awareness. I'm going to judge student Congress instead.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Fucking terrible day for literacy, eyes, awareness. I'm going to judge student Congress instead.
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Trying to manifest some snow :)
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trying to manifest some snow :)
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Woke up and checked in on Smithsonian's live cheetah cam to find all four cubs grabbing a morning milk snack in Den 2.
It is a competition.
nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
It is a competition.
nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Woke up and checked in on Smithsonian's live cheetah cam to find all four cubs grabbing a morning milk snack in Den 2.
It is a competition.
nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
It is a competition.
nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
Exotic?
Not very exotic, but Cancun. Food poisoning from local water.
Weirdest?
Middle of the night over the side of the grandstand at old Hayward Field. Must have been something I ate.
Most embarrassing?
Restroom before my dissertation defense. I ran up to the floor above to avoid detection.
Not very exotic, but Cancun. Food poisoning from local water.
Weirdest?
Middle of the night over the side of the grandstand at old Hayward Field. Must have been something I ate.
Most embarrassing?
Restroom before my dissertation defense. I ran up to the floor above to avoid detection.
Exotic? Not sure.
Weirdest? I puked into a bush while walking back to our singer’s place after a night out with the band.
Most embarrassing? I puked into a trash can right outside the pizza joint where my kid was working.
Weirdest? I puked into a bush while walking back to our singer’s place after a night out with the band.
Most embarrassing? I puked into a trash can right outside the pizza joint where my kid was working.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Exotic?
Not very exotic, but Cancun. Food poisoning from local water.
Weirdest?
Middle of the night over the side of the grandstand at old Hayward Field. Must have been something I ate.
Most embarrassing?
Restroom before my dissertation defense. I ran up to the floor above to avoid detection.
Not very exotic, but Cancun. Food poisoning from local water.
Weirdest?
Middle of the night over the side of the grandstand at old Hayward Field. Must have been something I ate.
Most embarrassing?
Restroom before my dissertation defense. I ran up to the floor above to avoid detection.