Martin Smith
@transmithim.bsky.social
The opposite of whatever a bon vivant is. First person in Britain to eat a Toblerone. Officially the third best Visionaries fan. Probably joking but who knows.
https://linktr.ee/TransmitHim
https://linktr.ee/TransmitHim
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I’m also gonna start posting stuff I don’t have the authority to order.
Andrew Garfield shall be my husband.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Andrew Garfield shall be my husband.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m also gonna start posting stuff I don’t have the authority to order.
Andrew Garfield shall be my husband.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Andrew Garfield shall be my husband.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I watched the Lawnmower Man for the first time this evening. Turns out it’s the director’s cut. Jeez, this film did not need an extra 40 minutes. Might have been bearable at 1hr 50m, but two and half hours? Fucking hell.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I watched the Lawnmower Man for the first time this evening. Turns out it’s the director’s cut. Jeez, this film did not need an extra 40 minutes. Might have been bearable at 1hr 50m, but two and half hours? Fucking hell.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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TIS THE SEASON
Mods are asleep, post that one @neilslorance.bsky.social/Bell Christmas comic
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
TIS THE SEASON
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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I love the big city-mode Transformers like Metroplex. He's got all these little subsidiary robots that form part of his transformation process, like Satnav, who makes him turn into a side-street
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I love the big city-mode Transformers like Metroplex. He's got all these little subsidiary robots that form part of his transformation process, like Satnav, who makes him turn into a side-street
Ooo, now that’s an interesting guest booking.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ooo, now that’s an interesting guest booking.
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Todd Klein, ladies and gentlemen.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Todd Klein, ladies and gentlemen.
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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I think of this image every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think of this image every thanksgiving
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Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!
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Oh, that's where I know him from
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, that's where I know him from
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New euphemism just dropped.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
New euphemism just dropped.
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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It's not the vaping companies fault their brightly packaged, multi flavoured, product is being abused by children rather than being used for its medical purpose of managed tobacco withdrawal in adults, but what can they do?
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's not the vaping companies fault their brightly packaged, multi flavoured, product is being abused by children rather than being used for its medical purpose of managed tobacco withdrawal in adults, but what can they do?
Again, this would be so easy to confirm by one journalist just wording the question in a way that makes him answer defensively while accepting the premise. "There are reports you're not handling your dementia diagnosis as well as other people have".
When are his handlers going to be honest with us and explain which form of dementia Trump has, and whether or not part of it is an ability for him to accept or understand that he has it? #Anosognosia
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Again, this would be so easy to confirm by one journalist just wording the question in a way that makes him answer defensively while accepting the premise. "There are reports you're not handling your dementia diagnosis as well as other people have".
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
Just a very sensible country continuing to be very sensible.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just a very sensible country continuing to be very sensible.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I no longer provide people with updates. Only downdates, where I disavow information I previously gave them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I no longer provide people with updates. Only downdates, where I disavow information I previously gave them.