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Tapping the sign again.
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times.

If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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It’s particularly fucking offensive that they continue to push this bullshit and conflate the two when actual antisemitism exists & is targeting Jews around the world daily, today in Sydney
NEW: 9 ex-DOJ lawyers who resigned from antisemitism investigations into UCLA and other UC campuses say they were pressured to find UC guilty of violations in a rushed and politically motivated process.

One called it a "fraudulent and sham investigation."

www.latimes.com/california/s...
Times Investigation: Ex-Trump DOJ lawyers say 'fraudulent' UC antisemitism probes led them to quit
The Times spoke to nine former Department of Justice civil rights attorneys tasked with investigating antisemitism complaints at the University of California. They all resigned during their invetigati...
www.latimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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The actual distinguishing factor for Wanye here is that the Haitian lie allegedly helps conservatives and slandering Kirk hurts them.
This is an important tweet. Many conservatives *knowingly* live in a post-truth bubble whose membrane is moral relativism. Here, some lies are “fair game” to treat as true as long as they support their views
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Never forget that when conservatives couldn't win in a democracy they didn't abandon conservatism; they abandoned democracy.
Bush v. Gore was an unambitious declaration of war by Republicans against democracy and the rule of law. Republicans made clear they didn't view those principles merely as malleable concepts they could cynically bend; no, they see those principles as fundamentally incompatible with conservatism.
As one of those Democratic attorneys who was camped out in West Palm Beach - taking depositions from inconsolable grandmas swearing they hadn’t voted for Buchanan, I still have trauma. 🥺

25 years ago the right wing #SCOTUS coup begin archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Noam Chomsky is the Lyndon LaRouche of Marshall McLuhans.
Getting increasingly difficult to believe that Chomsky had an innocent relationship with Epstein
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Bush v. Gore was an unambitious declaration of war by Republicans against democracy and the rule of law. Republicans made clear they didn't view those principles merely as malleable concepts they could cynically bend; no, they see those principles as fundamentally incompatible with conservatism.
As one of those Democratic attorneys who was camped out in West Palm Beach - taking depositions from inconsolable grandmas swearing they hadn’t voted for Buchanan, I still have trauma. 🥺

25 years ago the right wing #SCOTUS coup begin archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Wow. This is an absolutely terrifying read. We now live in an age when a single company can, through what appears to be plain old bureaucracy, can more or less brick your entire digital life.
posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Trump’s willful attempts to get his base to threaten his enemies made me think of like rowdy sporting events.

Imagine a coach getting on the mic and encouraging fans to throw batteries on the field. That’s basically Trump.
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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“Post-liberalism” means two things:

1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth.

2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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TBF you could power the computers required to make this slop by taking a generator to All Saints’ Church in Sutton Courtenay, finding the headstone marked “Eric Arthur Blair” and just hooking it into the violently oscillating grave.
December 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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They're more worried that tiktok is causing young people to see Palestinians as people.
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I can't believe the Atlantic went from employing Ta-Nehisi Coates to arguing that it would be acceptable to shout racial slurs at Ta-Nehisi Coates if he asked for additional caramel for his Cinnabon order.
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
Lol the US just abandoned their effort to get mad at the guy that threw Bolsonaro in prison. Big "my toddler tantrum didn't get me nothing so we're done here" energy.

*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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In what seems like an awesome but terrifying portent, Weird Al has added a straight cover of “Killing in the Name of” to his set list
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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(Did I stutter?)

FC Haka is being relegated to Finland's 2nd tier and most supporters there are taking in stride.

But one young supporter had a fiery response.

(h/t 📽️ Ultramaniatics/X)

How could this happen? Here: youtu.be/E14oIr_0uIM
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM