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Three-lobed burning guy
Pardon all the turkeys without exception
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.

barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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I have more math for you
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s longer than you think, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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okay so the thing is if Mamdani was like cracking up with him I feel like it would be bad. the fact that he's making Curb Your Enthusiasm face the entire time while Trump is grinning ear to ear is so funny
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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"ah yes, the coward's version"
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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What are your top 5 movie genres?

- Let's read from this strange and terrible book!
- Let's stay in this forbidding old house!
- Let's play with this weird artifact!
- Giant monsters exist!
- Regular-sized monsters exist!
What are your top 5 movie genres?

-Oh no! My house/apt/thing/head/soul is haunted!

-I wanna dance/sing/fight

-Monsters

-We're underdogs but we're gonna prevail cos we're scrappy

-No one will understand this Art but everyone will have Thoughts & think they do, & everyone will be wrong AND right
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-sassy chorines tap dancing
-one last score then I can quit this game for good
-Edna May Oliver being salty
-sideshow, circus or carnival
-crime on a boat or a train
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s really nice to read a timeline full of happiness and hope instead of apocalyptic despair.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party.

I promise you: you are not.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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If you're a leftist this is the best day since... when
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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He should have died in The Hague.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I really need people to understand that refusing to seat fascists is an antifascist act that protects democracy & is not the same as fascists refusing to seat antifascists to destroy democracy—in the same way that finding a guilty person guilty isn't the same as finding an innocent person guilty.
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Good evening. We estimate that between 4.2 and 7.6 million people turned out for the No Kings Day demonstrations held around the country on Saturday. This makes Oct 18 very likely the biggest single-day U.S. protest event since 1970. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
Second "No Kings Day" protests likely the largest single-day political demonstration since 1970, with 4.2-7.6 million participants
Here are the initial results from our crowdsourced crowd-counting estimates
www.gelliottmorris.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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one thing that's become very clear over the last decade is a lot of people oughta apologize to me and to Rage Against the Machine for being so condescending to me about adopting Rage Against the Machine's politics when i was 14. and while we're here, say sorry to Propagandhi as well. and to me again
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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They want a gd who tells them it’s ok to hurt and kill the people they hate and if they don’t get one they’ll just make one up bsky.app/profile/diew...
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM