Timotheoswa
@timotheoswa.bsky.social
I live in Seattle. I’m only 5’10.
i attained the first level of enlightenment.
Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends
i attained the first level of enlightenment.
Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends
Concern
It’s the time of year when I’m constantly reminded of my sexual attraction to Santa 😮💨😵💫🤤
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Concern
Just tell these poor stupid fools to use the bluesky feed options. Don’t reduce the porn content!!
on holidays (and every day) it's important to label your adult content
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just tell these poor stupid fools to use the bluesky feed options. Don’t reduce the porn content!!
Do it
I made the mistake of not taking a nap… and now I’m fighting the urge to want to sleep right now
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Do it
Pretty standard stuff 😊
I like to pretend I'm a zombie and chase my dog around the house and when I catch him I nibble his stinky belly
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pretty standard stuff 😊
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Straight people making gay jokes about Trump doesn't sit right with me. I hope the man ch*kes on his own vomit in his sleep.. but can y'all leave us queers the fuck out of your shitty AI "memes" and dumbass jokes? K thanks
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Straight people making gay jokes about Trump doesn't sit right with me. I hope the man ch*kes on his own vomit in his sleep.. but can y'all leave us queers the fuck out of your shitty AI "memes" and dumbass jokes? K thanks
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Duh!!
Ukraine should feed the White House false info about their next push and watch all the Russian forces redistribute themselves incorrectly
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Duh!!
Duh
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Duh
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There was a rubber duck museum in point Roberts?
The Rubber Duck Museum in Point Roberts, Washington is moving across the border to Tsawwassen Mills, BC.
The owners say Canadians have stopped coming, and tariffs have driven up the cost of ducks.
Listen Here: www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
The owners say Canadians have stopped coming, and tariffs have driven up the cost of ducks.
Listen Here: www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There was a rubber duck museum in point Roberts?
AGREED!
All queers should understand how the British colonial system still NEGATIVELY affects your life to this very day!
All queers should understand how the British colonial system still NEGATIVELY affects your life to this very day!
Are you hating the british enough today? You can probably hate the british more today.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
AGREED!
All queers should understand how the British colonial system still NEGATIVELY affects your life to this very day!
All queers should understand how the British colonial system still NEGATIVELY affects your life to this very day!
lol basically our brains lack the gear cogs to initiate active behavior, and thus thinking that we just need to “motivate harder” does nothing.
But please spread your legs wider as you mansplain and give me a show too
But please spread your legs wider as you mansplain and give me a show too
Why do you call it ADHD?
No one like doing what they don't like, is not interesting, is not exciting etc...
How to motivate ourselves to do those things is a pretty ancient question.
No one like doing what they don't like, is not interesting, is not exciting etc...
How to motivate ourselves to do those things is a pretty ancient question.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
lol basically our brains lack the gear cogs to initiate active behavior, and thus thinking that we just need to “motivate harder” does nothing.
But please spread your legs wider as you mansplain and give me a show too
But please spread your legs wider as you mansplain and give me a show too
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You forgot Spite.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You forgot Spite.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
This person is saying something true. Listen 👂
People getting mad here about anyone saying it's good that MTG and Trump are fighting. I teach democratization every semester. The first slide says 'elite fracture.' That's always where it starts. It's good when people with bad politics are fighting one another.
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This person is saying something true. Listen 👂
Trying to explain that (this) is what they are calling Ai, truly hurts my brain.
It was just a barely interactive software tutorial based on a Bayesian algorithm
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trying to explain that (this) is what they are calling Ai, truly hurts my brain.
“..bathed by the light of stars long dead.
It turned to observe me.”
It turned to observe me.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“..bathed by the light of stars long dead.
It turned to observe me.”
It turned to observe me.”
I love making his supporters defend him
I’ve seen multiple posts about how significant it is the Epstein emails contain so many emails mentioning Trump, and you all are talking about the sampling bias of the inclusion criteria of a corpus selected based on their relevance to Trump. Of course a supermajority of the emails mention Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I love making his supporters defend him
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Is anyone on Threads real or is just a bunch of bots caught in an unending Jubilee debate
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Is anyone on Threads real or is just a bunch of bots caught in an unending Jubilee debate
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3300 people. the federal government has disappeared over 20 people a day for almost half a year
Good morning from Judge Jeffrey Cumming's courtroom, where he's considering a motion to release 100s of "Midway Blitz" arrestees on EM who were subjected to "warrantless" arrest.
ICE and CBP recently produced a list of 3,300 people arrested since June
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/24/c...
ICE and CBP recently produced a list of 3,300 people arrested since June
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/24/c...
Federal judge appears poised to order release of at least some ‘Operation Midway Blitz’ arrestees
A Chicago federal judge appeared poised Friday to order at least a portion of the thousands of people detained in “Operation Midway Blitz” released on electronic monitoring while litiga…
www.chicagotribune.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
3300 people. the federal government has disappeared over 20 people a day for almost half a year
Facts
white leather pants is arguably gayer
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Facts
Obvs chastity belt?
This character is def not what the normies think
This character is def not what the normies think
It's supposed to be this, but it always looks like the most caked up twink you've ever seen in your life wearing a shirt, boots, thong and no pants
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Obvs chastity belt?
This character is def not what the normies think
This character is def not what the normies think
Some of us would like to know how this experiment went?!
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Some of us would like to know how this experiment went?!