Funsize Daddy
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5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
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18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
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@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
· Mar 30
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I have found A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms to be incredibly boring thus far. it may be my ADHD tho. anybody find it actually worth watching?
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I have found A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms to be incredibly boring thus far. it may be my ADHD tho. anybody find it actually worth watching?
whatever you say about Walz, he is a good man who tries to do right by his people. there are very few people in politics who you can say the same about. he would have been a damn good VP
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
whatever you say about Walz, he is a good man who tries to do right by his people. there are very few people in politics who you can say the same about. he would have been a damn good VP
i reactivated facebook just to get to my old photos.
forget the 2016 trend. look at this little f*ggot from 2006 who invented the mirror selfie
forget the 2016 trend. look at this little f*ggot from 2006 who invented the mirror selfie
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 PM
i reactivated facebook just to get to my old photos.
forget the 2016 trend. look at this little f*ggot from 2006 who invented the mirror selfie
forget the 2016 trend. look at this little f*ggot from 2006 who invented the mirror selfie
i'm a whole lot. probably more than you can handle
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
i'm a whole lot. probably more than you can handle
if you want to know how americans can be so horrible regarding immigrants and trans people, watch the Thurgood Marshall program on PBS. a significant portion of americans have always been horrible. absolutely evil. and they were quiet bc it became socially unacceptable.
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
if you want to know how americans can be so horrible regarding immigrants and trans people, watch the Thurgood Marshall program on PBS. a significant portion of americans have always been horrible. absolutely evil. and they were quiet bc it became socially unacceptable.
i'd much rather go take a nap than go into the gym rn. le sigh
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
i'd much rather go take a nap than go into the gym rn. le sigh
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Catherine O’Hara one of those people who are absolute icons but still feel like they were never as fully appreciated as they should have been, RIP to an absolute diva and one of the funniest people to ever do it
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Catherine O’Hara one of those people who are absolute icons but still feel like they were never as fully appreciated as they should have been, RIP to an absolute diva and one of the funniest people to ever do it
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the grandchildren of my first two gay Sims couples of my current game... it runs in the family I guess...
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
the grandchildren of my first two gay Sims couples of my current game... it runs in the family I guess...
my opening is bigger than melania's movie's
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
my opening is bigger than melania's movie's
ready for summer to return
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
ready for summer to return
i'm ready for the faux hawk to come back
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
i'm ready for the faux hawk to come back
Stefy never became too popular but young me, full of angst, listened to this album on repeat. anything was possible and everything was terrible lol. 2007 was the year i started to learn who i am and this album helped define that. listening now is like time travel
January 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Stefy never became too popular but young me, full of angst, listened to this album on repeat. anything was possible and everything was terrible lol. 2007 was the year i started to learn who i am and this album helped define that. listening now is like time travel
if you call me and say "i got your text" i'm going to be like "why didn't you just text back?"
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
if you call me and say "i got your text" i'm going to be like "why didn't you just text back?"
when you hit "apply now" on a job on Linkedin and it brings up workday
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
when you hit "apply now" on a job on Linkedin and it brings up workday
They've been pointing at democrats saying "do you want to live like the Soviets/Chinese?" for decades while setting up the United States as a mirror of China:
✅ Heavy handed authoritarian regime
✅ State controlled media
✅ State controlled markets
✅ Surveillance state
✅ Heavy handed authoritarian regime
✅ State controlled media
✅ State controlled markets
✅ Surveillance state
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
They've been pointing at democrats saying "do you want to live like the Soviets/Chinese?" for decades while setting up the United States as a mirror of China:
✅ Heavy handed authoritarian regime
✅ State controlled media
✅ State controlled markets
✅ Surveillance state
✅ Heavy handed authoritarian regime
✅ State controlled media
✅ State controlled markets
✅ Surveillance state
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The Nazis had immunity. Until Hitler died. Then they were hanged.
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The Nazis had immunity. Until Hitler died. Then they were hanged.
they should have done a Starfleet Academy show when Wesley Crusher went to academy instead of this stupid post-Discovery timeline
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 AM
they should have done a Starfleet Academy show when Wesley Crusher went to academy instead of this stupid post-Discovery timeline
i deleted my tiktok account. i signed up for the new competitor UpScrolled. i haven't posted yet but you can find me there
chris (@funsize) / UpScrolled
Follow @funsize on UpScrolled
share.upscrolled.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 AM
i deleted my tiktok account. i signed up for the new competitor UpScrolled. i haven't posted yet but you can find me there
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Here are my top 10 most unusual dog friends of all time!
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Here are my top 10 most unusual dog friends of all time!
If you need a break from the apocalypse unfolding before you, this is a cute YouTube video about how the muppets work.
How Muppets Break Free from their Puppeteers
YouTube video by Alex Boucher
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If you need a break from the apocalypse unfolding before you, this is a cute YouTube video about how the muppets work.
i heard a woman told an ice agent the last time his family sees him will be his body hanging from a light post and that comment has stayed with me
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
i heard a woman told an ice agent the last time his family sees him will be his body hanging from a light post and that comment has stayed with me
*that we know about
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
*that we know about
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