Lil' Turkey 🦃
@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
NSFW * NSFW *NSFW (that means i show my junk)
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
though my scalp is screaming kill me
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
though my scalp is screaming kill me
ok i'm blonde again and it feels correct
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ok i'm blonde again and it feels correct
i've had a shit day and my new hair color after 4 hours of bleaching is not what i was hoping for 🫚
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i've had a shit day and my new hair color after 4 hours of bleaching is not what i was hoping for 🫚
I hope one day kids will read that this is when Americans decided enough is enough
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hope one day kids will read that this is when Americans decided enough is enough
post a non-religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
post a non-religious image you think of as holy
first time rereading Heartsong, the best in the Green Creek series
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
first time rereading Heartsong, the best in the Green Creek series
when i'm not getting attention in the dark room
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
when i'm not getting attention in the dark room
NY Job posting:
seeking someone with reasonably good public speaking skills, a backbone, and the good sense to know that murdering babies and other innocent civilians en masse is wrong. Must live in the shaded area and be willing to commute to Washington DC.
seeking someone with reasonably good public speaking skills, a backbone, and the good sense to know that murdering babies and other innocent civilians en masse is wrong. Must live in the shaded area and be willing to commute to Washington DC.
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NY Job posting:
seeking someone with reasonably good public speaking skills, a backbone, and the good sense to know that murdering babies and other innocent civilians en masse is wrong. Must live in the shaded area and be willing to commute to Washington DC.
seeking someone with reasonably good public speaking skills, a backbone, and the good sense to know that murdering babies and other innocent civilians en masse is wrong. Must live in the shaded area and be willing to commute to Washington DC.
lean into what you're good at
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
lean into what you're good at
who doesn't love a giant wiener?
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
who doesn't love a giant wiener?
ace and gary in 2025
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
ace and gary in 2025
bluesky gets it first
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
bluesky gets it first
oh no, now you know my secret identity
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
oh no, now you know my secret identity
the fun thing about costumes on @metrolosangeles.bsky.social is that people don't know if you're regular crazy or just dressed up for halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
the fun thing about costumes on @metrolosangeles.bsky.social is that people don't know if you're regular crazy or just dressed up for halloween
this type of bait and switch job posting should be illegal. The on-site posting should be the location where you're required to be on-site.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this type of bait and switch job posting should be illegal. The on-site posting should be the location where you're required to be on-site.
You say I'm short, I say I'm ahead of the curve
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You say I'm short, I say I'm ahead of the curve
i haven't posted a thirst trap in a while
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i haven't posted a thirst trap in a while
during halloween and any time - a person's costume or outfit, slutty as it may be, is not consent. you must get some kind of consent before grabbing someone.
also.. i'm a slutty cowboy. but only bsky baes with prior authorization have consent to touch men
also.. i'm a slutty cowboy. but only bsky baes with prior authorization have consent to touch men
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
during halloween and any time - a person's costume or outfit, slutty as it may be, is not consent. you must get some kind of consent before grabbing someone.
also.. i'm a slutty cowboy. but only bsky baes with prior authorization have consent to touch men
also.. i'm a slutty cowboy. but only bsky baes with prior authorization have consent to touch men
Shopping advice: if you want something like a Magic Keyboard for your iPad, try Best Buy's open box or refurbished. I got this for 1/3 the price of new and it looks brand new. I once got a homepod (the big one) for $99 after hitting "notify me."
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Shopping advice: if you want something like a Magic Keyboard for your iPad, try Best Buy's open box or refurbished. I got this for 1/3 the price of new and it looks brand new. I once got a homepod (the big one) for $99 after hitting "notify me."
asking google what Group 7 is
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
asking google what Group 7 is
And the outtake is even better
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And the outtake is even better
This shadow is homophobic but i got to finally meet my future baby daddy @fuhzee1.bsky.social today. He's even sweeter in person than on bsky
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This shadow is homophobic but i got to finally meet my future baby daddy @fuhzee1.bsky.social today. He's even sweeter in person than on bsky
If i was was your bread, would you be my butter?
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If i was was your bread, would you be my butter?