Tim Johnson
@timjohnsonmn.bsky.social
I have to admit it's getting better, a little better all the time.
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Proud papa moment. Started in the championship win and got this offensive board and put back.
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Drink your cellar.
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Drink your cellar.
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My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
It must be wild to get to abuse the public then pay for it with the public's money
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
The Onion never misses.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Onion never misses.
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ICE stormed a residence hall at Augsburg University, detained an undergrad, and aimed rifles at students and staff then admitted they had no warrant to be on campus.
This is state violence. This is terror. And this is exactly what Trump’s America unleashes on our communities.
This is state violence. This is terror. And this is exactly what Trump’s America unleashes on our communities.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ICE stormed a residence hall at Augsburg University, detained an undergrad, and aimed rifles at students and staff then admitted they had no warrant to be on campus.
This is state violence. This is terror. And this is exactly what Trump’s America unleashes on our communities.
This is state violence. This is terror. And this is exactly what Trump’s America unleashes on our communities.
Proud papa moment. Started in the championship win and got this offensive board and put back.
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Proud papa moment. Started in the championship win and got this offensive board and put back.
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There is 50% excess tank capacity in the industry right now. That's an almost unfathomable number. That's a lot of bank notes coming due without the necessary cash flow. It's bound to get worse before it gets better.
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
There is 50% excess tank capacity in the industry right now. That's an almost unfathomable number. That's a lot of bank notes coming due without the necessary cash flow. It's bound to get worse before it gets better.
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As I was saying, no one is immune. This is the reality of the normal beer industry, not the craft beer industry that was growing at a breakneck speed for a decade
NEW: Tipsters tell me Pabst is in trouble, having cut 60-70 employees late last week in the 2nd big round of layoffs this year. “I think the layoffs are two-fold, trying to undercut the bad financial performance but also setting the company up for a buyout,” one recently laid-off employee said.
As declines mount, Pabst cuts senior employees in sweeping layoff
The country's fifth-largest brewery is in trouble—and trying to sublet its headquarters
www.fingers.email
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
As I was saying, no one is immune. This is the reality of the normal beer industry, not the craft beer industry that was growing at a breakneck speed for a decade
TJ helping Iowa State exorcise some demons.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
TJ helping Iowa State exorcise some demons.
I'm not super close to densely wooded areas so it's always wild to see all the deer prints in the snow in my neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I'm not super close to densely wooded areas so it's always wild to see all the deer prints in the snow in my neighborhood.
Kirk Ferentz and Chuck Grassley
a cartoon of spider-man fighting another spider-man in front of a nypd truck
ALT: a cartoon of spider-man fighting another spider-man in front of a nypd truck
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Kirk Ferentz and Chuck Grassley
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The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I recognize it was an easy opponent, but this would be incredible if just 5 dudes were shooting at an unguarded basket.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I recognize it was an easy opponent, but this would be incredible if just 5 dudes were shooting at an unguarded basket.
Groove Is In The Heart by Deee Lite is the single greatest one hit wonder of all time. Fight me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Groove Is In The Heart by Deee Lite is the single greatest one hit wonder of all time. Fight me.
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How the Grinch Swole Christmas
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How the Grinch Swole Christmas
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
All of these college fan bases in this coaching carousel seem upset that they aren't getting the next Nick Saban. Yet they all seem to forget
his MSU years.
his MSU years.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
All of these college fan bases in this coaching carousel seem upset that they aren't getting the next Nick Saban. Yet they all seem to forget
his MSU years.
his MSU years.
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College students who can’t handle their strictest instructors need to grow up, which is part of what they’re there for. TPUSA and OU are ironically doing the triggered snowflake participation trophy shtick and harming everyone’s ability to grow up in the process
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
College students who can’t handle their strictest instructors need to grow up, which is part of what they’re there for. TPUSA and OU are ironically doing the triggered snowflake participation trophy shtick and harming everyone’s ability to grow up in the process
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And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
What's Christian Ponder doing these days? He's only 37...
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What's Christian Ponder doing these days? He's only 37...
The year I lived next to CHC in Ames was thr best.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The year I lived next to CHC in Ames was thr best.
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ESPN is hot garbage.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ESPN is hot garbage.