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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 10h

Great thread!

Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 4d

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

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Kyle C @kylevito.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 3d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 1d

Cool, my portable Xbox is hosed. That’s what I get for… leaving it in sleep mode for two days?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:

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Sometimes They Come Mac @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 1d

Cackling at @mikeflanaganfilm.com trying to remain composed as Garth Marenghi describes the plot to his script for Bitchfinder General 🤣

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 2d

Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.

Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Look what happenes when a TV show releases every year, with more than 8 episodes a season.

High potentioal breaks a ratings record.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · Jul 16

you with your chatgpt girlfriend

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 2d

All my AK's gone

Cecilia D'Anastasio @cecianasta.bsky.social · 2d

New: The market for Counter-Strike skins fell $1.75 billion overnight -- that's 25%.

Investors dumped money into the digital item market amid concerns about the S&P 500 and crypto. Then, last night, Valve pushed a market-breaking update to the game

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 2d

i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 2d

someone use these to record ICE. fastest way to get this shit shut down

404 Media @404media.co · 3d

Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a $60 to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers around the country.

🔗 www.404media.co/how-to-disab...

A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light

Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...

www.404media.co

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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 3d

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 4d

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 5d

We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone’s soooo mad at Trump for doing a simple remodel of the White House yet no one cared when Bush did the same to the Pentagon and also some skyscrapers smdh

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 4d

why the hell are they confirming trump's judges when trump's speaker of the house won't swear in Grijalva?

Senate Press Gallery @senatepress.bsky.social · 4d

By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 4d

It's good to ask questions because you might just learn something!

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 4d

maybe I'm a little slow, but did he censor the word "God"

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 4d

two houston baseball players shake hands in the dugout

Alt: George Springer waves to someone off screen after getting on base in the world series against the Dodgers

media.tenor.com

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 4d

I hope Springer hits another 5 homers against the Dodgers.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 5d

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 5d

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 5d

The White House (2028)

Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

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NPR @npr.org · 5d

Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.

When books were being pulled from Iowa classrooms, these teens started an after-school club to read them

Three Iowa City West high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 5d

great, now I've got that song stuck in my head!

🎶 California LA-AAAAAAAADY 🎶

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