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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 1d

Golden Flashes -2 for the mortgage.

Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 1d

cc @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 1d

@cjzero.bsky.social Did you catch the Dudes Rock situation developing in Stillwater? We have a full section of tarps off bros

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 8d

With his eyes closed!

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 11d

Re: Cal’s epic season - all else equal, how many more knocks does he get if he plays 81 home games somewhere with a Park Factor closer to ~100 instead of 91? What about somewhere like Fenway or Coors? Does he crack 70 HR? A truly unreal year.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 11d

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14d

Landscape, by Joan Miró, 1968, 📸 by @EricEvansPhoto

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17d

Run Mesh

steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 17d

Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 17d

Hey Matt, big fan of your work and appreciate the thread! Would love to learn more about what you’re looking for with freelance help. Happy to send over a writing sample, feel free to DM.

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 19d

Something so validating about watching and following this team for 162 games, and now knowing for sure there’s going to be more. That we’re going to have a shot at more.

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 20d

Play call of the season. A thing of beauty.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 20d

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

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Seeing your posts in the Discover feed 😱😱😱 @hockeybear.space · 23d

2025 Week 4: @ USC

Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles.

The headline, unchanged, says: "Does Britain need 24-hour slot machines? There must be better things to do at 3am."

The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Conference games that never end are spreading across the country. I’m not against playing on the West Coast, but seriously, in the middle of the night?."

The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Gambling" and is dated Sat 20 Sep 2025 20.00 PDT.

The picture in the article has been replaced with a cropped still from the Big Ten "Maps" add showing the city of Los Angeles.

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Game on Paper @gameonpaper.com · 23d

#6 Oregon vs. Oregon State preview 🧵

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 23d

In 1896 an exhibitor in Texas staged an event where two trains crashed into one another at high speed. 40,000 people attended. The impact caused both engine boilers to explode, two people were killed and many more injured.

Anyway, Iowa and Rutgers are playing in prime time on national TV tonight.

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 25d

it just doesn’t get smoother than that second line

Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · 27d

Capped by this graphic. Sublime.

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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · Sep 12

OH NO! DISASTER! WAKE FOREST!
(Shirley, you can't be serious)

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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · Sep 12

Just amazing...

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · Sep 11

You can see the muscle memory kick in. This man is not an amateur beer drinker.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Sep 11

Leo Rivas walks it off for the Mariners with a HR in the bottom of the 13th

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Square Attack @thesquareattack.bsky.social · Sep 11

We take a break from our regularly scheduled college football programming for this important announcement:

The Seattle Mariners.

Ok great, thank you, as you were.

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Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · Sep 9

Me, eating a Nootbaar:

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