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It was 49-0 after 21 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It was 49-0 after 21 minutes
59-2 would be a college scorigami per this tracker: zigtec27.github.io/College-Foot...
College Football Scorigami
Scorigami is a concept thought up by Jon Bois. It is the art of building final scores that have never happened before.
zigtec27.github.io
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
59-2 would be a college scorigami per this tracker: zigtec27.github.io/College-Foot...
Alas, what could have been. Appreciate you going to the source!
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Alas, what could have been. Appreciate you going to the source!
Playboi Carti should perform at halftime of Kent State/Ball State bc that’s a Whole Lotta Red
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Playboi Carti should perform at halftime of Kent State/Ball State bc that’s a Whole Lotta Red
Aimed at the right foul pole and squared to deep left center at impact. My word.
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Aimed at the right foul pole and squared to deep left center at impact. My word.
I love that we know he thought about the possibility of using a dummy, because he posed that idea as a bluff to the cops to ensure he could jump for himself
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love that we know he thought about the possibility of using a dummy, because he posed that idea as a bluff to the cops to ensure he could jump for himself
Golden Flashes -2 for the mortgage.
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Golden Flashes -2 for the mortgage.
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
With his eyes closed!
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
With his eyes closed!
Re: Cal’s epic season - all else equal, how many more knocks does he get if he plays 81 home games somewhere with a Park Factor closer to ~100 instead of 91? What about somewhere like Fenway or Coors? Does he crack 70 HR? A truly unreal year.
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Re: Cal’s epic season - all else equal, how many more knocks does he get if he plays 81 home games somewhere with a Park Factor closer to ~100 instead of 91? What about somewhere like Fenway or Coors? Does he crack 70 HR? A truly unreal year.
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Hey Matt, big fan of your work and appreciate the thread! Would love to learn more about what you’re looking for with freelance help. Happy to send over a writing sample, feel free to DM.
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hey Matt, big fan of your work and appreciate the thread! Would love to learn more about what you’re looking for with freelance help. Happy to send over a writing sample, feel free to DM.
Something so validating about watching and following this team for 162 games, and now knowing for sure there’s going to be more. That we’re going to have a shot at more.
September 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Something so validating about watching and following this team for 162 games, and now knowing for sure there’s going to be more. That we’re going to have a shot at more.
Play call of the season. A thing of beauty.
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Play call of the season. A thing of beauty.
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2025 Week 4: @ USC
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
2025 Week 4: @ USC
it just doesn’t get smoother than that second line
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
it just doesn’t get smoother than that second line