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He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · Dec 5

Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 7h

This is the most Aussie thing I have ever seen

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 9h

I would rob you in broad daylight for this. No Louvre.

Matt R @mateomontana.bsky.social · 9h

Oxtail grilled cheese?!!!!!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 7h

Nooooooo

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 13h

Wow, over lunch at this event, I was chatting with a woman and she mentioned how she failed Mississippi's "literacy" test 3 times, keeping her from the vote

Just now I learned there are a couple people here who integrated their schools

This ain't ancient history y'all

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 7h

Bring in the cadaver dogs.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 7h

Platner wants you to know that his Nazi tattoos are off the record.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 8h

He got the Nazi tattoo when he was 23. Dude is like 40 now... and still has it. That seems a bit suspicious to me.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 8h

He was replaced by my favorite MN Senator, Tina Smith

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 9h

Lol. I am from Minnesota and liked Franken UNTIL allegations dropped. I did not over-react and I did not regret it. Furthermore, Franken resigned.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 9h

I do not eat potluck food from anyone whose kitchen and cooking I have not personally witnessed.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 14h

Shut down or not, I really don't ever see anyone stealing food.

TheeDemFairy510🍁 @theedemfairy510.bsky.social · 1d

You ARE BLIND.

Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 1d

If you see people stealing food during this government shut down, no the fuck you didn’t.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 14h

Gosh, whoda thunk it?

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Corey “🎃Managed NAT Gateway👻” Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15h

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 15h

Jewish Insider quotes an associate who said that 10 years ago Platner showed his tattoo and referred to it as "my Totenkopf" -- he knew.
You know who says he didn't care? His political campaign director who resigned. Hope that answers your question.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 16h

Folks got mad when First Lady Obama grew a vegetable garden on the premises.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, looks like they made the cookies but they took the picture after the dog ate them and threw them up.

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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 2d

I...don't want to "win back men" who have Nazi tattoos.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 16h

His chest looks like listeria lunchmeat

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Tsi'ya•Ꮵꮿ @ironriverotter.bsky.social · 19h

hey fam, Imma give yall the only question that should have mattered when Graham Planter started running:

"What does he think of Indigenous Fishing rights?"

cause that's how you'd get the veil to drop.
He's a fisherman from Maine.
coulda figured him out months ago.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 16h

Dude, your libertarian solution is to mandate exams? Lol.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 17h

I drive what is called a "compact" SUV for the ridiculous reason that nothing but some sort of SUV was available to me.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 1d

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.

ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 18h

But they are.