Matt R
@mateomontana.bsky.social
software consultant, road warrior, nerd, wanderer, daydreamer, listener, learner, chance taker.
🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
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This belongs in the Smithsonian. This kind of fun doesn't exist anymore
Post from a different era in your life*
*Bird app had a field day with this one LMAO
*Bird app had a field day with this one LMAO
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This belongs in the Smithsonian. This kind of fun doesn't exist anymore
Was feeling sad so I went to Tulum. Out of office, but not.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Was feeling sad so I went to Tulum. Out of office, but not.
Being spontaneous >>>
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Being spontaneous >>>
I love when you can see the light within people.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I love when you can see the light within people.
Nat King Cole: "and so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 - 92"
93 year old people:
93 year old people:
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nat King Cole: "and so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 - 92"
93 year old people:
93 year old people:
Your ability to raise your voice to me is like a health bar. It'll hit zero and all of the sudden that little blue arrow is green
Yall really get turned on when your partner is yelling at you during an argument????
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Your ability to raise your voice to me is like a health bar. It'll hit zero and all of the sudden that little blue arrow is green
Trying to be more in the spirit so I'm going to this tree lighting
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trying to be more in the spirit so I'm going to this tree lighting
🙏🏾
But in all seriousness, Alphas are actually the coolest of the frat bros. They tend to be the most…normal. Cherish this moment because I will never say this again
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🙏🏾
Happy Birthday to the finest Fraternity on earth and the second best rapper to walk the earth
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Happy Birthday to the finest Fraternity on earth and the second best rapper to walk the earth
I see the comment sections of things and I no longer feel perplexed or exasperated I actually feel dread.
Ppl legit don't understand sarcasm, nuance, have no basic historical knowledge to serve as reference points for conversations, ad hominems are rampant, like, what happens when everyone is dumb?
Ppl legit don't understand sarcasm, nuance, have no basic historical knowledge to serve as reference points for conversations, ad hominems are rampant, like, what happens when everyone is dumb?
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I see the comment sections of things and I no longer feel perplexed or exasperated I actually feel dread.
Ppl legit don't understand sarcasm, nuance, have no basic historical knowledge to serve as reference points for conversations, ad hominems are rampant, like, what happens when everyone is dumb?
Ppl legit don't understand sarcasm, nuance, have no basic historical knowledge to serve as reference points for conversations, ad hominems are rampant, like, what happens when everyone is dumb?
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
I had to switch phones and forgot about the skyline. Just redownloaded.
But I have been cheating on bluesky with IG and the clock app
But I have been cheating on bluesky with IG and the clock app
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I had to switch phones and forgot about the skyline. Just redownloaded.
But I have been cheating on bluesky with IG and the clock app
But I have been cheating on bluesky with IG and the clock app
I’m making espresso martinis who want one
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m making espresso martinis who want one
I hope everyone had a wonderful day with filled with love, family and food.
I sure did.
I sure did.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I hope everyone had a wonderful day with filled with love, family and food.
I sure did.
I sure did.
Is Beyoncé’s back okay
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Is Beyoncé’s back okay
Reposted by Matt R
Boycott
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Boycott
Reposted by Matt R
Good morning. Safe travels to all getting on the road this week. Pay attention and keep distance.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good morning. Safe travels to all getting on the road this week. Pay attention and keep distance.
Everybody should be watching Pluribus
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Everybody should be watching Pluribus
I think it’s hilarious and annoying that if you look up a recipe or a cooking idea on the internet you have to sift through the entire life story of the author of the recipe going all the way back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth instead of just showing the fucking recipe
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think it’s hilarious and annoying that if you look up a recipe or a cooking idea on the internet you have to sift through the entire life story of the author of the recipe going all the way back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth instead of just showing the fucking recipe
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Shedeur Sanders is the first Browns QB to win his first career regular season start since 1999.
Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.
Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Shedeur Sanders is the first Browns QB to win his first career regular season start since 1999.
Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.
Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.
We throwing our wrists up today chat. Happy Shedeur day!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We throwing our wrists up today chat. Happy Shedeur day!!!
One of the things I hate about my current life is you be vibing in a convo with somebody and they innocently/casually speak about your Mom assuming she’s alive cause you don’t look old enough for somebody to Mom to be gone. Heart jumps out your body and you just pretend ur okay
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
One of the things I hate about my current life is you be vibing in a convo with somebody and they innocently/casually speak about your Mom assuming she’s alive cause you don’t look old enough for somebody to Mom to be gone. Heart jumps out your body and you just pretend ur okay
Right passenger on the wrong journey.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Right passenger on the wrong journey.