Matt R
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Matt R
@mateomontana.bsky.social
software consultant, road warrior, nerd, wanderer, daydreamer, listener, learner, chance taker.

🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
Was feeling sad so I went to Tulum. Out of office, but not.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nat King Cole: "and so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 - 92"

93 year old people:
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️ Shedeur made me some money #Browns
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We throwing our wrists up today chat. Happy Shedeur day!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Every bit of 40
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I love this little boy so much. I’m gonna heal him one day
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Me on instagram: this random older black gentleman said some very kind words to me and spoke life into me and it kinda made me emotional

My friend:
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I guess it’s my time to shine.

Quarter Zip Quarter Zip Quarter Zip AYE!
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tonight was an incredible night. I’m so
blessed.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Pensaba que te había olvidao-

pero pusieron la canción
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can’t get seasonal depression if you’re always depressed anyway
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
One last robbery… #Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Maybe my hometown basketball team will end up doing better in Boston
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I should be as loyal to everything as I am to the Cleveland Browns
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me: okay you’re on my uber account but just use it for when you need to get home safely when you’re out I don’t want you to ever have to depend on strangers for a ride

My niece: okay

Also my niece:
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I was born with some nappy hair drinking breast milk out a lean cup.
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oxtail grilled cheese?!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My coworker had one more time to say my government name and she was gonna meet herself a nigga. (Meanwhile the thing she was confused about had nothing to do with me or my team)
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Integrated testing and being the on call analyst this week
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM