Matt R
@mateomontana.bsky.social
software consultant, road warrior, nerd, wanderer, daydreamer, listener, learner, chance taker.
🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
Was feeling sad so I went to Tulum. Out of office, but not.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Was feeling sad so I went to Tulum. Out of office, but not.
Nat King Cole: "and so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 - 92"
93 year old people:
93 year old people:
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nat King Cole: "and so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 - 92"
93 year old people:
93 year old people:
We throwing our wrists up today chat. Happy Shedeur day!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We throwing our wrists up today chat. Happy Shedeur day!!!
I love this little boy so much. I’m gonna heal him one day
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I love this little boy so much. I’m gonna heal him one day
Me on instagram: this random older black gentleman said some very kind words to me and spoke life into me and it kinda made me emotional
My friend:
My friend:
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me on instagram: this random older black gentleman said some very kind words to me and spoke life into me and it kinda made me emotional
My friend:
My friend:
I guess it’s my time to shine.
Quarter Zip Quarter Zip Quarter Zip AYE!
Quarter Zip Quarter Zip Quarter Zip AYE!
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I guess it’s my time to shine.
Quarter Zip Quarter Zip Quarter Zip AYE!
Quarter Zip Quarter Zip Quarter Zip AYE!
Tonight was an incredible night. I’m so
blessed.
blessed.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Tonight was an incredible night. I’m so
blessed.
blessed.
Pensaba que te había olvidao-
pero pusieron la canción
pero pusieron la canción
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pensaba que te había olvidao-
pero pusieron la canción
pero pusieron la canción
Can’t get seasonal depression if you’re always depressed anyway
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can’t get seasonal depression if you’re always depressed anyway
Maybe my hometown basketball team will end up doing better in Boston
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Maybe my hometown basketball team will end up doing better in Boston
I should be as loyal to everything as I am to the Cleveland Browns
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I should be as loyal to everything as I am to the Cleveland Browns
Me: okay you’re on my uber account but just use it for when you need to get home safely when you’re out I don’t want you to ever have to depend on strangers for a ride
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me: okay you’re on my uber account but just use it for when you need to get home safely when you’re out I don’t want you to ever have to depend on strangers for a ride
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
I was born with some nappy hair drinking breast milk out a lean cup.
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was born with some nappy hair drinking breast milk out a lean cup.
Oxtail grilled cheese?!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oxtail grilled cheese?!!!!!
My coworker had one more time to say my government name and she was gonna meet herself a nigga. (Meanwhile the thing she was confused about had nothing to do with me or my team)
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My coworker had one more time to say my government name and she was gonna meet herself a nigga. (Meanwhile the thing she was confused about had nothing to do with me or my team)
Integrated testing and being the on call analyst this week
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Integrated testing and being the on call analyst this week