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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 11h

What about your State Stormtroopers involvement, asshole?

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 17h

ICE is recklessly throwing tear gas into our neighborhoods and busy streets, including near children at school and CPD officers.

The Trump Administration must stop their deployment of dangerous chemical weapons into the air of peaceful American communities.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22h

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 1d

Spotify is running recruitment ads for ICE and their owner is helping to develop military AI. Maybe hit that "cancel my account" button?

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 1d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 16h

Jesus. Suffering. Fuck.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · May 29

SCOOP: The State Department's new reorganization plan includes the opening of an "Office for Remigration," a term popularized by far right extremists and neo-Nazis in Europe. The office will coordinate directly with DHS "to advance the President’s immigration agenda."

My report:

State Department set to launch ‘Office of Remigration’

The concept of remigration has explicitly neo-Nazi roots and has been popularized in Europe.

www.thehandbasket.co

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21h

marks in my whale-books

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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 21h

Chuck Schumer should be focused on fighting Donald Trump and protecting healthcare for millions of Americans, not meddling in a Maine primary.

DC's choice has lost to Susan Collins five times in a row. We can't afford a sixth.

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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 20h

Trump just bombed six more people in the Caribbean, for a total of 27 civilians who have been killed so far by the US military. It’s illegal for the military to target civilians who do not pose an immediate threat. This is murder.

U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
In a social media post, the president said the people aboard a boat were suspected of smuggling drugs for an unspecified group his team had labeled terrorists.

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 19h

Hilariously, they've arrested fewer people with criminal records than if they'd just picked up random folks off the street. Oh wait, they ARE picking up random folks off the street. Wow, they're terrible at this.

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19h

Trump claims ICE’s reign of terror in Chicago is targeting the “worst of the worst.”

But out of the 1,000 undocumented immigrants that have swept up, the agency has only cited 10 men with a criminal background.

Don’t believe his lies for a second.
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Trump says migrants drive violent crime in Illinois. But ICE can’t find many violent criminals.

Masked ICE agents and other federal forces showed up in Chicago to go after gangsters. Instead, they keep catching people who are just living their lives.

www.msnbc.com

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

Moby Dick seemed combinedly possessed by all the angels that fell from heaven.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

White colonizers nearly killed all the buffalo to extinction, for pure bloodsport.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1d

one of my takeaways from this great piece is that weiss just doesn’t…sound like an intelligent person? or at least, not someone who has thought even a little bit about how and why they think the things that they do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gieT...

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

www.youtube.com

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 5d

Sorry luddites but this technology is here to stay and if you are not learning to use these tools then you are falling behind.

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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite Drew Struzan posters.

Big Trouble In Little China poster painted by Drew Struzan

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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 1d

Well. I mean. Yeah?

Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1d

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So we just sticking our dicks in random pumpkins now
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Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1d

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

A bullet any one of the fast food chains could've taken but they're coming for my precious Arby's.

If you believe the food you're gonna get is gonna look like the picture I don't think it's the restaurants fault you live in fantasy land

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case

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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 1d

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes you just need to make a grilled cheese about it

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

Ahab stands alone among the millions of the peopled earth, nor gods nor men his neighbors!

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2d

This is such a thorough take down of Bari Weiss and the vapid shill she is for oligarch billionaires. He especially shreds the Free Press over it's coverage of trans issues and the so called whistleblower Jamie Reed.

youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ?...

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

youtu.be

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matthew @pahuski.com · 2d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 2d

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

my means are sane, my motive and my object mad

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