The Benj!
@thebenj.bsky.social
Parent, game person, library person. He/him.
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Protip: if you have trouble staying on the board at first, consider wedging a big ol’ chunk of corpse under you for added stability.
September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Protip: if you have trouble staying on the board at first, consider wedging a big ol’ chunk of corpse under you for added stability.
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
The Chair Company is a very strange show.
And the latest episode ended with this Carpenters cover by Aimee Mann*. It's such a close cover that it took me a while to notice it even was a cover.
* Whom I originally know from her cover of Harry Nilsson's "One" from Magnolia.
And the latest episode ended with this Carpenters cover by Aimee Mann*. It's such a close cover that it took me a while to notice it even was a cover.
* Whom I originally know from her cover of Harry Nilsson's "One" from Magnolia.
Rainy Days and Mondays (from "The Chair Company")
YouTube video by Aimee Mann - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The Chair Company is a very strange show.
And the latest episode ended with this Carpenters cover by Aimee Mann*. It's such a close cover that it took me a while to notice it even was a cover.
* Whom I originally know from her cover of Harry Nilsson's "One" from Magnolia.
And the latest episode ended with this Carpenters cover by Aimee Mann*. It's such a close cover that it took me a while to notice it even was a cover.
* Whom I originally know from her cover of Harry Nilsson's "One" from Magnolia.
Much more SFW than most of their skits.
Hiring a belly dancer
YouTube video by CrackerMilk
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Much more SFW than most of their skits.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Learning Experience. www.patreon.com/posts/learni...
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Learning Experience. www.patreon.com/posts/learni...
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Guys just thought of this: what if we wrest power away from the capitalist ruling class and create a society not based on the exploitation of a laboring class
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Guys just thought of this: what if we wrest power away from the capitalist ruling class and create a society not based on the exploitation of a laboring class
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This connection isn’t articulated often enough.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This connection isn’t articulated often enough.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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NSW police have gone to great lengths to stop any and every pro-Palestine anti-genocide protest. They didn't even oppose the neo-Nazi rally that was held on the steps of NSW state parliament on Saturday. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
NSW police accused of ‘sickening’ double standard over neo-Nazi rally as Jewish groups demand answers
Pro-Palestine and climate activists join Jewish voices criticising ‘entirely inconsistent police responses’ and ‘unfathomable approval’
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
NSW police have gone to great lengths to stop any and every pro-Palestine anti-genocide protest. They didn't even oppose the neo-Nazi rally that was held on the steps of NSW state parliament on Saturday. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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"The left will alway destroy itself with infighting whereas the right will always galvanise"
OK...MAGA is currently divided in to two factions: pro-Israel antisemites and anti-Israel antisemites. Pro-Israel MAGA is calling anti-Israel MAGA "Woke MAGA".
Trump has been President for under a year.
OK...MAGA is currently divided in to two factions: pro-Israel antisemites and anti-Israel antisemites. Pro-Israel MAGA is calling anti-Israel MAGA "Woke MAGA".
Trump has been President for under a year.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
"The left will alway destroy itself with infighting whereas the right will always galvanise"
OK...MAGA is currently divided in to two factions: pro-Israel antisemites and anti-Israel antisemites. Pro-Israel MAGA is calling anti-Israel MAGA "Woke MAGA".
Trump has been President for under a year.
OK...MAGA is currently divided in to two factions: pro-Israel antisemites and anti-Israel antisemites. Pro-Israel MAGA is calling anti-Israel MAGA "Woke MAGA".
Trump has been President for under a year.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania law, but that don't impress me much.
Mamdani is going to implement Shippuden law, creating a time jump that will make Rock Lee largely irrelevant.
Mamdani is going to implement Shoryuken law. He's doing to whiff your low kicks and bypass all projectile attacks.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law, but that don't impress me much.
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new backrooms variant just dropped
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
new backrooms variant just dropped
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still working on eating all these leftover razor blades from halloween
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
still working on eating all these leftover razor blades from halloween
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That’s funny, I believe the C suite of Palantir being executed by guillotine is preferable to a surveillance state.
Palantir CEO Says a Surveillance State Is Preferable to China Winning the AI Race
He also had strong opinions about people's
gizmodo.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
That’s funny, I believe the C suite of Palantir being executed by guillotine is preferable to a surveillance state.
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We need to win the race I just made up to increase my stock price.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We need to win the race I just made up to increase my stock price.
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Yo dawg, I heard you liked old memes, so I put an old meme in your old meme explainer, and now we are both old, and not kids at all.
a close up of a man 's face with braids on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with braids on it
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November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yo dawg, I heard you liked old memes, so I put an old meme in your old meme explainer, and now we are both old, and not kids at all.
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine