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Tex Ramone 🍕
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Hey you with the pretty face. Welcome to the human race.

He/him. Community is the enemy of capitalism. Video games, punk, hip hop, dogs, cats, legos, sushi.

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THREAD.

3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.

We decided to call him Jim.

This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The new album is probably the least likely of her albums to actually do this
On today’s episode of “things that escalated quickly”
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hard agree on pecan pie. Not so much on apple pie and key lime, I like both but they are a distant 3rd and 4th to pecan or pumpkin.

However, pie as a category beats the shit out of cake any day of the week. This is not an opinion, it is an indisputable fact
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This week’s class discussion is to research and state your position on facial recognition technology. So of course I am going into full hater mode for this one
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am out here on my knees, BEGGING my fellow Gen X'ers to shut the fuck up
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I got $50 on it
1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?

just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Star Wars Rankings is trending so I’m going to take this opportunity to declare my hottest Star Wars take:

If you grew up in the 80’s/90’s, they always ran the trilogy as a marathon on TBS every Xmas weekend. SW characters are in every Xmas parade.

The original SW trilogy films are Xmas movies.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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America gave the world the Internet and now they’re turning it into a useless sewer and I for one welcome the silence of decay the slow fungal overgrowth of analogue reconsuming the information space get me some paper and a damn pigeon
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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guys, stealing is only punk if you steal from the wealthy & the big corporations -- stealing books is worse than absurd. go to a library ffs
I did a thread a few weeks ago of "authors link your stuff" & one of my author friends who is one emergency away from being homeless had a massive spike in downloads on Anna's Archive from people *who follow me* complaining about how they are poor & should be allowed to steal from other poor people
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
every one of these AI stories is like:

Married Woman: I began using ChatGPT because I just wanted someone who would listen to me

Married Man: I used AI to generate a young girl with big tits who will do whatever I want and can't say no
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No seriously, the guys ruining our world are all sad, mean losers and Elon is the saddest of them all
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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amazing
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The soundtrack to The Harder They Come is a perfect album but it's also so much more. It was also an inspiration to early punk bands like the Sex Pistols and the Clash, and is indirectly responsible for the revival of ska in the 1970's. RIP Jimmy Cliff

www.nbcnews.com/world/caribb...
Jimmy Cliff, reggae legend and Jamaican icon, dies at 81
"It’s with profound sadness that I share that my husband, Jimmy Cliff, has crossed over due to a seizure followed by pneumonia," his wife, Latifa Chambers, wrote on Instagram.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
that moment when you see Charlie Brown is trending and you click on it just to make sure he's still alive
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Stop using Meta products
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bring back the Nokia brick. I want the indestructible cell phone that weighed like 7 lbs and would hurt your foot if you dropped your phone on it. Fuck the economy
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇

www.nature.com/articles/s44...
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Join us in #covidcautiouscommunity at the #pandemicpalshangout - a weekly #virtualevent where the #covidaware come together to chat, play, body double, and create! Saturdays from 8-11PM EST.
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM