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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode

@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social

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“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass. PSN: RageSqwirrel XBox: RageSqwirrel

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · Jan 3

Hello! New year, new bio? If you’re into:

🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!

We’ll get along!

Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 3h

Oh I was almost mad it cleared up lmao it was so beautiful.

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 17h

It’s 11:45… I’ve been playing Yotei for 3 hours or so. Goal? Progress Kitsune story line.

One thing I have not done? Progress Kitsune story line.

Things I have done? Acquired Spider Lily armor and fully upgraded it. Found 4 altars, 3 puzzles, 3 bounties, a wolf den and 2 more bamboo strikes. 🤦‍♀️

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 17h

Nah, I’m way too old for that 🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 17h

Seriously it’s so ridiculous 🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 18h

See I don’t know if there great either. I think it might be odd lmao

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19h

BAHAHAHA!!!

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19h

Gah. Those were fun days. Then again we also had Tiki Barber for some time too who was nimble AF BUT also seemingly refused to keep 3 points of contact with a ball ever lmao

Strahan used to be fun to watch him just level people. Ugh. It’s always been love hate with them lmao

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20h

Onesie pajamas: Warm. Snuggly. Soft. Cute. Most have a funky hoodie that is fun.

And then you have to pee and you wonder why you hate yourself enough to keep buying these things because you’re basically naked on a toilet and cold again.😭

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

Arguably, yes 🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

I worked in an ENT clinic. That wouldn’t even shock me. People put weird things in their nose and ears all the time just to see if they can. 🤦‍♀️

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

I just want to know how many times these things have to happen before it becomes a headline lmao how many spring roll incidents were there before they were like ALRIGHT, let’s put out a memo 🤣🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

a woman says " do you hate me " in front of a netflix logo

ALT: a woman says " do you hate me " in front of a netflix logo

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

That’s it, I’m throwing it out. Buying him a Giants jersey immediately. Size: Extra Dingus.

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

Sorry hun. Try an egg roll. I think they hold up better. They didn’t mention those 🤣🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

I’m not sure what we had to do to end up here… but… yeah. Don’t do that. Or any other thing without a flared base.

NO SPRING ROLLS WITH FLARED BASES EITHER FOR THAT MATTER!

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

I mean to be fair? Hard same lmao

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

NOOOOOOO NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! 🤣🤣

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21h

🤣🤣 I try not to summon any talk of Jersey or my time in Jersey or my previous dabbling with anything from there. But I love my Giants even if they’re DOG SHIT.

Skattebo is just my favorite little baby battering ram though 🤣🤣

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 22h

Yessir lol the Giants problem has been a problem well before I lived here lmao

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 23h

When you’re a Giants fan, your dog often will look at you like you’re insane, apparently 🤣😭😭😭😭

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

I know some who have beat it in 50ish hours but I’m at over 30 and there’s no way. I haven’t even taken out the third of the Yotei Six. If you’re a side quest slut like me? You can put in near ENDLESS time on this lol

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

Ghost of Yotei

Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

It’s even been a chance to explain why the inclusion of the Ezo wolf is beautiful.. and how they weren’t the only species wiped out by war, government, and other nonsense in Japan.. and how even our own dog (Akita) is an offshoot of more recent incidents and efforts to save species.

They cooked. 🤷‍♀️

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

I just love that the whole game… it’s been an opportunity for me to explain a lot of mythology and lore to my little.. I have a lot of Kitsune stuff for instance. But his experience with Nine Tails is Pokémon’s Vulpix to Ninetales evolution 🤣

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 1d

I beg your finest fucking pardon? I haven’t had that happen yet 🤣 or if I did I glanced at a dog and missed it. I took out The Oni, then headed over to deal with Kitsune.. been here a hot minute side questing and farming shinobi materials too, will probably ACTUALLY deal with Kitsune today lol

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