Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode
@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social
“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass.
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
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Hello! New year, new bio? If you’re into:
🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!
We’ll get along!
Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!
🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!
We’ll get along!
Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!
Y’all need to calm down and stop acting like rabies cases. It ain’t that deep. Kojima is the goat, never said he wasn’t. Geoff is just… Geoff.
I’m not watching the game awards today because I’m in clinic… so.. if someone could let me know what a Kojima glaze fest Geoff turns it into this year, that would be superb.
K thx bye 😘
K thx bye 😘
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Y’all need to calm down and stop acting like rabies cases. It ain’t that deep. Kojima is the goat, never said he wasn’t. Geoff is just… Geoff.
I’m not watching the game awards today because I’m in clinic… so.. if someone could let me know what a Kojima glaze fest Geoff turns it into this year, that would be superb.
K thx bye 😘
K thx bye 😘
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m not watching the game awards today because I’m in clinic… so.. if someone could let me know what a Kojima glaze fest Geoff turns it into this year, that would be superb.
K thx bye 😘
K thx bye 😘
Suddenly my historical depression in relationships makes sense. Lmfao
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Suddenly my historical depression in relationships makes sense. Lmfao
I’ve been fairly MIA. Holiday season isn’t great for me and been dealing with care of loved ones. I hope you’ve all been well. Be good to one another ❤️🫶
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’ve been fairly MIA. Holiday season isn’t great for me and been dealing with care of loved ones. I hope you’ve all been well. Be good to one another ❤️🫶
Cory is doing thingggssss.. go give a follow, he’s one of the 🐐s
It’s.. uhh.. been a busy week! Hi! I’m Cory! You may know me as @flameinc.bsky.social . I’m the one behind this passion project. We’ve skipped leaps and bounds and went straight to wormholes for progress:
Here’s what happened this week! I am GUARANTEED to forget something:
💨🚀
See below! 👇
Here’s what happened this week! I am GUARANTEED to forget something:
💨🚀
See below! 👇
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Cory is doing thingggssss.. go give a follow, he’s one of the 🐐s
I’m so utterly sick of boomers being absolute shit to kids just trying to be good and conscientious members of society.
Like… why? What does it serve? Are they SO miserable they just want to inflict it on everyone else? Good lord. Go polish the “nice” dishes you won’t use, Sharon.
Like… why? What does it serve? Are they SO miserable they just want to inflict it on everyone else? Good lord. Go polish the “nice” dishes you won’t use, Sharon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m so utterly sick of boomers being absolute shit to kids just trying to be good and conscientious members of society.
Like… why? What does it serve? Are they SO miserable they just want to inflict it on everyone else? Good lord. Go polish the “nice” dishes you won’t use, Sharon.
Like… why? What does it serve? Are they SO miserable they just want to inflict it on everyone else? Good lord. Go polish the “nice” dishes you won’t use, Sharon.
I don’t know why.. but finding out a fkn WAYMO drove right into a police stand off just gives me such joy.
ESPECIALLY after SF getting so many stuck in a dead end road? Yes. YESSSS. Chaos!!!
ESPECIALLY after SF getting so many stuck in a dead end road? Yes. YESSSS. Chaos!!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don’t know why.. but finding out a fkn WAYMO drove right into a police stand off just gives me such joy.
ESPECIALLY after SF getting so many stuck in a dead end road? Yes. YESSSS. Chaos!!!
ESPECIALLY after SF getting so many stuck in a dead end road? Yes. YESSSS. Chaos!!!
On today’s episode of 45 and crashing out:
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "
ALT: two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
On today’s episode of 45 and crashing out:
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate.
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate.
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
Have an amazing day either way if you don’t.
Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
I don’t even know how many games I’ve beat this year. Been bad about keeping count. HOWEVER. I finally got around to finishing playing Stray, all late and shit. Uh… why was I not warned I was going to FEEL THINGS. 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I don’t even know how many games I’ve beat this year. Been bad about keeping count. HOWEVER. I finally got around to finishing playing Stray, all late and shit. Uh… why was I not warned I was going to FEEL THINGS. 😭😭😭
People say the wildest shit when coming out of anesthesia.
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
People say the wildest shit when coming out of anesthesia.
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle.
I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
On today’s episode of “things that escalated quickly”
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
On today’s episode of “things that escalated quickly”
Sir. That is not a reasonable place to breakdance.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sir. That is not a reasonable place to breakdance.
I adore him but he’s almost assured everyone I gift to is getting sourdough bread for Christmas on top of the usual fudge and cookies. Thank him and his audacity for the weight gain.
Extremely hot take:
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I adore him but he’s almost assured everyone I gift to is getting sourdough bread for Christmas on top of the usual fudge and cookies. Thank him and his audacity for the weight gain.
I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
45, crashing out, crying myself to sleep, and hating a job while a certification is being gatekept on purpose is exactly where I want to be in life. No. Really.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
45, crashing out, crying myself to sleep, and hating a job while a certification is being gatekept on purpose is exactly where I want to be in life. No. Really.
I was almost unalived today. Choking on a drink. Because I was asked the silliest question…
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I was almost unalived today. Choking on a drink. Because I was asked the silliest question…
I had a triple shot espresso drink… and a winter edition Red Bull… I definitely need more espresso, yes?
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I had a triple shot espresso drink… and a winter edition Red Bull… I definitely need more espresso, yes?
Was this post even posted by Geoff? The world may never know.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Was this post even posted by Geoff? The world may never know.
If anyone knows me, they know if there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s Geoff and all his Geoffing about. The only thing he’s serious about is how much he wants Kojima to slap him with his dick. Geoff clarifying he’s Geoff is like my mother signing her texts messages. I. Had. To.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If anyone knows me, they know if there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s Geoff and all his Geoffing about. The only thing he’s serious about is how much he wants Kojima to slap him with his dick. Geoff clarifying he’s Geoff is like my mother signing her texts messages. I. Had. To.
Bad mental health days are so much easier when your people are TRULY your people.. and don’t take it as an attack, or anything other than what it is when my brain is being mad unkind. Again. I love them so much.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bad mental health days are so much easier when your people are TRULY your people.. and don’t take it as an attack, or anything other than what it is when my brain is being mad unkind. Again. I love them so much.
“Why are we like this?” Wednesday edition… apparently thick thighs do save lives.
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Why are we like this?” Wednesday edition… apparently thick thighs do save lives.
I desperately need this kinda shit in my travel life.
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I desperately need this kinda shit in my travel life.
Classic sign of sleep deprivation:
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Classic sign of sleep deprivation:
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.
Finding the most annoyingly “white” ways to pronounce my other half’s Hispanic name.
This will be sport for entirely too long.. to hit him with whenever he least expects hearing his government name.