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You can't dance and stay uptight.
757/410 stuff, History, politics, archaeology, art, baseball, F1 and other randomness.
757/410 stuff, History, politics, archaeology, art, baseball, F1 and other randomness.
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Guys who drive Cybertrucks don't wash their balls.
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Guys who drive Cybertrucks don't wash their balls.
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I’d like to point out that the OU girl’s paper would have gotten a failing grade in every one of my many many theology courses at three different schools, and invariably with far harsher commentary from the profs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’d like to point out that the OU girl’s paper would have gotten a failing grade in every one of my many many theology courses at three different schools, and invariably with far harsher commentary from the profs.
Professional advice for the guys- Play the long game in your career. You too can jerk off in front of your co-workers and wait it out for a big comeback tour! No consent required, it can work for anyone! Call Louis CK for more information on how you can whip it out and still have a job.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Professional advice for the guys- Play the long game in your career. You too can jerk off in front of your co-workers and wait it out for a big comeback tour! No consent required, it can work for anyone! Call Louis CK for more information on how you can whip it out and still have a job.
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Kristi Noem is conclusive proof that the sort of person who would murder a dog in cold blood is *exactly* the sort of person you think they are
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Kristi Noem is conclusive proof that the sort of person who would murder a dog in cold blood is *exactly* the sort of person you think they are
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
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just a reminder that *lots* of countries have universities, and (to my knowledge) none of them but the U.S. treat their universities as largely minor league sports franchises
LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
just a reminder that *lots* of countries have universities, and (to my knowledge) none of them but the U.S. treat their universities as largely minor league sports franchises
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Looks like Russia is about to declare Pussy Riot an extremist organization
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Looks like Russia is about to declare Pussy Riot an extremist organization
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A White House website with a dedicated Lügenpresse tab marks a pretty bleak moment in US history.
Don't know whether this is new or has been up for awhile. Either way, when the White House creates a hit list of journalists it doesn't like, the free press is in danger. www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
Media Offenders
Explore the Media Bias Tracker that fact checks and holds Fake News accountable. False claims debunked, Hall of Shame for serial offenders, Leaderboard of networks ranked by Repeated Lies. Stay inform...
www.whitehouse.gov
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A White House website with a dedicated Lügenpresse tab marks a pretty bleak moment in US history.
I vividly remember being called out in front of class for citing Wikipedia as a source
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I vividly remember being called out in front of class for citing Wikipedia as a source
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Oh, CONGRESS is on it?
Was Barney Fife not available?
Was Barney Fife not available?
Senate Armed Services Committee responds to news stories about the alleged double tap strike:
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh, CONGRESS is on it?
Was Barney Fife not available?
Was Barney Fife not available?
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TV Moments: YES, yes he is.
#SouthPark
#SouthPark
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
TV Moments: YES, yes he is.
#SouthPark
#SouthPark
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The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
a green cartoon character with a blue background
ALT: a green cartoon character with a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
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Opinion | The 2024 election was always about pardoning Honduran drug kingpin Juan Orlando Hernández. If Kamala Harris and the Democrats didn't understand that, shame on them.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Opinion | The 2024 election was always about pardoning Honduran drug kingpin Juan Orlando Hernández. If Kamala Harris and the Democrats didn't understand that, shame on them.
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The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
"My kids only eat that powdered Liptons shit that comes in a little packet. They like that it tastes like a highlighter dipped in hot water and you can tell that absolutely no aspect of the natural world was involved in its creation" 💀
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"My kids only eat that powdered Liptons shit that comes in a little packet. They like that it tastes like a highlighter dipped in hot water and you can tell that absolutely no aspect of the natural world was involved in its creation" 💀
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Every year social media reminds me that most Americans are idiots when it comes to food preparation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Every year social media reminds me that most Americans are idiots when it comes to food preparation.
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Ultimate white guy millennial halftime show
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ultimate white guy millennial halftime show
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ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf and his hideous capitalist spawn.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf and his hideous capitalist spawn.
In the past few years-ish:
(Also) Bob Dylan
Primus
Paul Simon (who once toured with Sting so I guess I saw him too by default)
Backstreet Boys
Animal Collective
I'm a bit all over the place musically.
(Also) Bob Dylan
Primus
Paul Simon (who once toured with Sting so I guess I saw him too by default)
Backstreet Boys
Animal Collective
I'm a bit all over the place musically.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Nina Simone
B B King
Sensational Alex Harvey Band
( some legends, among many, many others)
Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Nina Simone
B B King
Sensational Alex Harvey Band
( some legends, among many, many others)
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In the past few years-ish:
(Also) Bob Dylan
Primus
Paul Simon (who once toured with Sting so I guess I saw him too by default)
Backstreet Boys
Animal Collective
I'm a bit all over the place musically.
(Also) Bob Dylan
Primus
Paul Simon (who once toured with Sting so I guess I saw him too by default)
Backstreet Boys
Animal Collective
I'm a bit all over the place musically.
Another Thanksgiving, another National Dog Show, another year where the Labrador was robbed
a dog is laying in the back seat of a car with the word pet collective written above it
ALT: a dog is laying in the back seat of a car with the word pet collective written above it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another Thanksgiving, another National Dog Show, another year where the Labrador was robbed
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I respect anyone who goes down a rabbit hole this hard 🫡
I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I respect anyone who goes down a rabbit hole this hard 🫡
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
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One of the most infuriating (amid hot competition) things about discussion of closing music departments is the plea 'oh but we love extra-curricular things like orchestras'. It's a wilfully ignorant reduction of what academic music depts do. High level performance is 1 component within ...
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
One of the most infuriating (amid hot competition) things about discussion of closing music departments is the plea 'oh but we love extra-curricular things like orchestras'. It's a wilfully ignorant reduction of what academic music depts do. High level performance is 1 component within ...
Local musician with her own street and state holiday, Missy Elliott
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Local musician with her own street and state holiday, Missy Elliott