Bill Hanstock
@sundownmotel.bsky.social
Screenwriter // Emmy Award winner // Author // Product Operations Manager @SBNation // Formerly @FOXSports // #SFGiants fan // The pronouns are in the bio and they’re he/him
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hello! i am seeking literary representation or management. i have a YA SF novel, six pilots and fourteen features to shop. i am a published author, a produced screenwriter and an emmy award winning producer.
help me make things! help me make them with you! take a portion of my money!
help me make things! help me make them with you! take a portion of my money!
it is more shocking to me that there are people who have NEVER gone to a concert by themselves
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it is more shocking to me that there are people who have NEVER gone to a concert by themselves
anthony rendon is on the mount rushmore of securing the bag. zero slander accepted
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
anthony rendon is on the mount rushmore of securing the bag. zero slander accepted
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Seeing many many "be careful, you don't have to hand it to the clearly unethical and shitty Ryan Lizza for spilling dirt he had on someone as part of a personal vendetta" takes and zero "gotta hand it to Ryan Lizza" takes.
Everyone thinks he sucks too! There is consensus!
Everyone thinks he sucks too! There is consensus!
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Seeing many many "be careful, you don't have to hand it to the clearly unethical and shitty Ryan Lizza for spilling dirt he had on someone as part of a personal vendetta" takes and zero "gotta hand it to Ryan Lizza" takes.
Everyone thinks he sucks too! There is consensus!
Everyone thinks he sucks too! There is consensus!
more like olivia scusi the way she keeps barging into our lives
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
more like olivia scusi the way she keeps barging into our lives
tearful meghan trainor admits she was only partially about that bass
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
tearful meghan trainor admits she was only partially about that bass
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wow would you look at the time, it’s already Hal Steinbrenner Shut the Fuck Up O’Clock again
Failson Billionaire: You think I make a lot of money? Well have you considered I also have to spend some of it
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wow would you look at the time, it’s already Hal Steinbrenner Shut the Fuck Up O’Clock again
the single reason to do a “100 greatest comedy movies” in 2025 is to upend shit and make statements like “TOOTSIE isn’t actually a good movie *at all*,” but then there’s this shit with tootsie at 12, annie hall at 3, BIG 40 spots higher than THE JERK, and pretty woman on it but not a single JACKASS
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the single reason to do a “100 greatest comedy movies” in 2025 is to upend shit and make statements like “TOOTSIE isn’t actually a good movie *at all*,” but then there’s this shit with tootsie at 12, annie hall at 3, BIG 40 spots higher than THE JERK, and pretty woman on it but not a single JACKASS
[morosely] “general wants me to find the HOTCHKA melting man”
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
[morosely] “general wants me to find the HOTCHKA melting man”
few sentences have been more harrowing to me than seeing, while reading about a country to my son, “Horse milk is the national drink.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
few sentences have been more harrowing to me than seeing, while reading about a country to my son, “Horse milk is the national drink.”
i like to call it lost wages
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i like to call it lost wages
we wish to welcome you to munch king land
We don’t talk enough about how Jasson Dominguez is the Munch King.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
we wish to welcome you to munch king land
he’s been slamming ivermectin and raw milk all goddamn day and he’s never felt better
Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers, who has been pushing to play all week despite a fracture in his left wrist, is hoping to take the decision up to game time. Doctors have been cautious, but Rodgers wants to go and believes he can protect himself.
The Bears await.
The Bears await.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
he’s been slamming ivermectin and raw milk all goddamn day and he’s never felt better
i guess there’s no reason to watch the other 49 laps now, congrat’s to max
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i guess there’s no reason to watch the other 49 laps now, congrat’s to max
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Two important causes:
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Two important causes:
🎵 and i said what about
breakfast at christenings 🎵
breakfast at christenings 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
🎵 and i said what about
breakfast at christenings 🎵
breakfast at christenings 🎵
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
dino bravo being gunned down in his la-z-boy by quebecois cigarette bootleggers doesn’t even make the list
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
dino bravo being gunned down in his la-z-boy by quebecois cigarette bootleggers doesn’t even make the list
and fucking weirdos weren’t calling this a W
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
and fucking weirdos weren’t calling this a W
utah on fraudulence watch
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
utah on fraudulence watch
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BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
got excited when i saw maiden is coming to usc but there’s no way i’d sit through anthrax and megadeth to watch them
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
got excited when i saw maiden is coming to usc but there’s no way i’d sit through anthrax and megadeth to watch them
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a very myrrhthful tweet
Actually, Frankincense was the name of the doctor
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
a very myrrhthful tweet