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Patrick, Not Pat
@patricknotpat.bsky.social
Boy named troy from Detroit | PhD Student in English | Black horror lover.
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BREAKING: My journey to becoming Dr. Spooky begins this fall!
Me leaving the concert:
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
They playing R. Kelly lord Jesus.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Omg. Kelly killed it. 🥵🥵🥵
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Taking my Gen Z boyfriend to the Brandy and Monica concert for some music education. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Who wants to be pen pals? I miss checking my mailbox and not being upset. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I sent my mother a video of me, making a dessert and she have the nerve to post it in the group chat like it was for everybody and it wasn’t. 😂😂 She loves embarrassing. Me.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m a saint.
@patricknotpat.bsky.social has swears! They've used 218 profanities in their last 4,034 posts.

🥇 "damn" (41 times)
🥈 "shit" (28 times)
🥉 "ass" (23 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yall. Brandy and Monica are tonight and it’s supposed to be a snow storm. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
They say we supposed to get 4 inches of snow lol.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I love living in Detroit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
New York City has such an aggressively sexy accent.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Dropping this on the skyline. I am a huge advocate for rest. And sometime, it’s hard to capture it. So I hope this helps folks find the mode of rest that is easiest. Or gives a point in the right direction for what their mind and body may need ✨
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Dating requires a delusional optimism. Go on each first date believing it’ll go well. If it doesn’t, you take time to reflect and reset and you start over.
Your pessimism within dating leaks into your actions.

We need to be more aware of how our jadedness and pessimism subconsciously influences how we date.

Everyone has a “story” but don’t let your story stop you from creating new ones.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
music.apple.com/us/album/don...

Had no idea this was out. I love love love this.
DON'T TAP THE GLASS by Tyler, The Creator on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I haven’t been to the movies in so long.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
An Aquarius in love >>>
Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Come sit on it” = Lazy top.

No thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
One thing I appreciated about Thanksgiving was seeing my family members who I don’t see often.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When you take the Pure for Men before bed >>
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I have a two pound PR package coming from a movie studio. If FedEx fucks me over this morning Im gonna be pissed lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I would use memes and videos as much as y’all but my memory too bad lmao.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Lil bitch bought a body but her pussy whaccckkk."
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The way Black gay men said “gworlah” in 2000s Black media needs to be studied.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM