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Sumarumi

@sumarumi.bsky.social

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Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 10% Bluesky discount on my Etsy shop: DreamOfEclecticChic https://dreamofeclecticchic.etsy.com?coupon=BLUESKY10

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1h

I agree with all except the ripping in half, because I like to pass books on.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 2h

We love Twanta, but we love you more. Take care of yourself, Wombie xx

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 12h

I believe the correct term in the US now is ‘salesfighters’.

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h

i will never learn what salesforce is or does

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 12h

It wasn’t “critical” - that would be a 1 or 2. I’m happy enough to keep it, I just suggested the design needed a tweak, hence the honest 4. It’s not my fault that Etsy’s rating system is bullshit.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 15h

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 15h

A terrible system. I can see why he was upset, but I can’t give a false review — it’s not fair to other buyers.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 15h

Oh dear! That makes it impossible to give honest feedback.

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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 20h

It's pretty bonkers that the British press would bring up Jeremy Corbyn appearing on Russia Today a couple of times in the early 2000s at every opportunity, yet the Welsh leader of Reform literally pled guilty to taking money directly from the Kremlin and... Farage gets to shrug it away.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

Understandable — though as an Etsy seller myself, I get the importance. 4 is fair — it’s not like I gave it 2 or something.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Coriander
Slumdog Millionaire
Mull of Kintyre

HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 18h

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Baked beans
Requiem for a dream
True by Spandau Ballet

Paul (he/him) @peck7235.bsky.social · 20h

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Snails
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
'97 Bonnie & Clyde (although I've only heard the Tori Amos cover)

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

Tempting, but I think that would be unfair

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

Oh lordy, I gave a 4⭐ review for something on Etsy, explaining why it’s good but the design needs tweaking, and now I’m being badgered by the seller to revise it to 5⭐.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

He’s such a child.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h

This is horrific, and lives have been lost.
I just don’t understand why the US builds such flimsy houses that they can be blown away 🤷‍♀️

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 19h

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 19h

IKWYM. It feels creepy, which is completely irrational as it’s genuine.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 19h

Someone with my IRL name & surname is cropping up in my timeline. I know it’s just a coincidence, but it still feels a little discombobulating.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 1d

If this happened at a steel plant there would be talk of government bail out to secure jobs

LopaLeach @lopa.bsky.social · 3d

Cuts equivalent to 15,000 jobs planned at UK universities – UCU www.timeshighereducation.com/news/cuts-eq...

Cuts equivalent to 15,000 jobs planned at UK universities – UCU

Proposed job losses almost triple since March as unions prepare to vote on nationwide industrial action

www.timeshighereducation.com

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

I’m disappointed. I thought Paddington was going to be the one to be immolated.

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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 1d

I ❤️ Viz

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 1d

This poll in The Times is still open.

Go to —> compass.pressekompass.net/compasses/ti...

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b3ta @b3ta.com · 1d

B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
b3ta.com/newsletter/i...

B3TA : NEWSLETTER : "OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER AND WIN THE URL LOTTERY"

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

It was irresistible

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

I think this belongs here… bsky.app/profile/tern...

Ternfortheworse @ternfortheworse.bsky.social · 7d

Ah. I’m a bit of an internet expert and I can see what’s happened here. Let me break it down so we can all calm down a bit:

The American has noisily shat himself in front of everyone else and is now complaining about the smell.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

She and Vernon are the absolute low point of an otherwise fascinating show.