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Sumarumi
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Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

10% Bluesky discount on my Etsy shop: DreamOfEclecticChic
https://dreamofeclecticchic.etsy.com?coupon=BLUESKY10
Bugbear: people who say ‘lend’ when they mean ‘borrow’ 😡

“Can I lend your book?” etc
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Well that’s meal 2 of Friday night’s takeaway curry. Just one more to go! 🥘 #stuffed
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Because I live alone, usually have After Eights to myself, so I’m not affecting anyone else. I put the wrappers back in the box because I enjoy hunting through for the last ones — I find it very satisfying!
I spent many years putting After Eight wrappers back in the box and finding it hilarious, until I grew up at the age of 61.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Dinner quandary: stick to diet and cook what’s in the fridge, or pop out for a takeaway curry? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Oh, look. That thing that was always going to be a total disaster turns out to have been a total disaster.

I will never not be angry about this.
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not much on at the cinema this coming week 😕 but I don’t want to waste my free monthly Sky/Vue tickets.

Any recommendations?
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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i dont think anything could ever have prepared me for the absolute jarring horror that is living long enough to see your friends and aquaintances climb their various career ladders

like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
To me, there is a very simple litmus test.

Which is more important to you: humanity or patriotism?
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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As it's International Men's Day, here's three strapping representatives to remind us what made the British Empire great
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
You want an International Man? I’ll give you THE International Man…
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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It’s the money cat!! 🥰😻😍
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Great! Do that instead, and maybe stop stealing copyrighted ideas to fuel your energy-guzzling sycophancy engine that hallucinates fake facts and endangers vulnerable users? Just a thought…
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The sound you hear is of cricketers all over the world laughing forever.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That was a similar-but-different sort of early bicycle, which was superseded by the penny-farthing. (Apologies for the quote-post, but replies are disabled.).
In English they were also called "boneshakers"
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’ve found a box of my old LPs from the ’70s in my attic — they’re groovy!
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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🧵Spotted at a Vineyard Picnic in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM