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Spooky Strings and Sealing Wax (and other frightening stuff)
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Left boundary layer separation enthusiast, chisel sharpener, clamp guy, he/him
Pete you watched a drone strike from an air conditioned office what are you talking about?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If bro isn’t political then why are the anti-republican requirements causing him trouble?
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"

Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Being nostalgic at 23 is such incredible loser shit
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A particular focus of the next decade should be appending social costs to this kind of behavior
GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
These chatbots don’t have any idea what anything is so they’re always going to make exactly these kinds of mistakes
Here's something weird my neighbor Cassie pointed out: Chapter 42 of Cynthia Erivo's recently released book "Simply More" is almost verbatim words spoken by Ariana Grande in an interview a year ago. Grande is not cited or listed as a contributor or attributed in the book in any way. Weird!
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What names are censored on that phone and why?
🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received never-before-seen photos and videos of Jeffrey Epstein's private island that are a harrowing look behind Epstein’s closed doors.

See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This edgelord gives off all of the worst Fetterman vibes to me
Graham Platner is leading Gov. Janet Mills by 20 points in the Maine Senate Democratic primary, per a new poll.

That might surprise pundits in DC, but it captures the vibe in Maine, where you might think he was the only candidate running. @zeteo.com

zeteo.com/p/graham-pla...
Oysterman Graham Platner Is Leading the Maine Senate Primary by 20 Points: New Poll
The populist candidate isn’t just weathering scandals – he has a massive lead in the state's Dem primary, according to a new poll.
zeteo.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Jeffries is not built for this moment and it’s time to cut him loose
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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to reiterate a point from the column trump’s pardons of fraudsters and corrupt politicians should be understood as an expression of his belief that corruption should not be a crime
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Imagine living in a country with regulations
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Republicans are a bunch of corrupt criminals and we’re going to hold them accountable for their crimes” really should be a major pillar of the Democratic Party platform at every single level moving forward. City Council members should be asked about their commitment to prosecuting corruption
*CORRECT: TRUMP PARDONS TEXAS CONGRESSMAN HENRY CUELLAR, IMELDA
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trump really took the best recovered economy in the world and immediately cut its legs out from under it
“.. The US lost an average of 4k private-sector jobs per month over the last 3 months (ADP data), the first 3-month decline since the 2020 recession.”

- Bilello
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Imagine being this rich and this old and debasing yourself like this
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If I were advising Democrats on how to frame their party for the next decade it would be “Republicans are gutter racists while we believe that all men are created equal” and “Republicans are corrupt criminals and we will prosecute their crimes and claw back their ill-gotten gains”.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Like basically everything that is American, Republicans hate our democracy and want to destroy it
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
George Will is gonna furrow his brow if the administration he helped clear the way for doesn’t start being slightly less uncouth
GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.”

@postopinions.bsky.social
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Do you think he keeps doing this because he knows how humiliating it is for a country’s leader to talk about cognitive tests this way?
Trump on cognitive test: When you get into the mid questions, meaning ten, question number ten, 11, 12, 28, 30, they get harder and harder. I'm a smart person, not a stupid person. I aced it.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As someone who had a squirrel die in his wall last year, can confirm
GI Joe was full of shit, knowing is at best like 12% of the battle.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You can tell these billionaires are all complete losers because they’re wealthier than god and yet they still care what some random nobody on the internet says about them
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I will gladly not coach football for far less than this amount of money!
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Median Republican politician
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM