Spooky Strings and Sealing Wax (and other frightening stuff)
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Spooky Strings and Sealing Wax (and other frightening stuff)
@strings.bsky.social
Left boundary layer separation enthusiast, chisel sharpener, clamp guy, he/him
When I was a kid I thought problem solving was about coming up with innovative solutions or advancing fundamental technologies but it turns out none of that is necessary to solve like 3/4 of our problems we mostly just don’t want to
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dude has gotta go

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Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think we also forget just how atrociously Bush was doing at the end of his second term, I legitimately think a dish rag with a D next to its name could have gotten 300 EVs, Obama happened to be preternaturally charismatic but there were also very strong currents moving in that direction
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Make the outfielders start facing the wall and they can’t turn around until contact is made
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I kind of assume that would be true initially but once it became clear that a lot of balls that were home runs last year are fly outs this year hitters would adjust but maybe not
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The springier thing wouldn’t mess with pitchers, just hitters, though
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The easiest thing is to just make it less springy so it doesn’t travel as far or increase the drag by making it bigger/making the seams taller/making the surface rougher (all of which would slow down fastballs and increase pitch movement, I believe)
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I do actually think there’s some merit to just forcing pitchers to not throw so hard purely for reducing injuries
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
(None of these are good ideas, to be clear)
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What if all fields had to have grass that’s at least 5” in length?
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Or couldn’t we just make the ball slower? Maybe slightly larger or slightly less springy?
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What if we had a speed limit on pitches where anything faster than 99 was an automatic ball and anything faster than 96 gave a warning light
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM