Saige Stovetop
@stovetop.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. Seeking representation. I produce internet vids for that company you might’ve heard of. Queer. Non-binary. They/she
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I am dead serious, OpenAI should be held criminally and financially liable for the fire
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
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My pressure headache cleared up immediately after eating a paleta so I’m choosing to believe correlation = causation in this case.
I must’ve been in some sort of data breach because I’ve gone from getting 10 scam calls, emails and texts a day to 30
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
I know there’s bigger fish to fry in the world right now but I’m so mad that, after much resistance, I finally got into the habit of calling it Max right before the name changed back to HBO Max.
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Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

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CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.
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John Carpenter made some of the greatest movies of all time and then retired to make music with his son and play video games. It’s possible he has lived the greatest life in human history.
I didn’t grow up eating them but they rule???
I make it a point of pride to cook from scratch but the one item where the instant version is indistinguishable from the real deal is instant mashed potatoes.
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Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
Full brag: I’ve also done this
I’ve done it
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
Can’t stop staring at myself in zoom meetings today because I’m so gorgeous
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
Forked River (it’s Fork-ed)
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
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Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, and now Amelia too???
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Wow I guess he really is the progressive hero all those dipshits said he was when they tried ramming him down our throats
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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I tell you things are so bad and hopeless right now but I simply can’t get enough of reading other peoples jokes about Taylor swift on the internet
I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said “Find non-human teachers” and I couldn’t tell if it meant “get in touch with nature” or “destroy nature by asking questions of the plagiarism machine”