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MadAlien Earth
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 59m
Happy Birthday, Don Callis. I got you some socks, you bald fuck.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1h
Real cow tools-ass bowls, ya got here.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1h
Hey, do I have a slurry for you!
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 10h
Pepper’s on the left
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 11h
John Carpenter made some of the greatest movies of all time and then retired to make music with his son and play video games. It’s possible he has lived the greatest life in human history.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 11h
Watching The Thing (because how could I not) and covering Pepper’s little puppy eyes during the opening.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 13h
Instagram finally figured out I’m trans, and now all my ads are for cute clothes. Fuck.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 18h
Considering getting into Commander so I can meet more tgirls in my area.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 19h
Like think about how much regular air you breathe in a week compared to the 15 minutes you spend smoking those cigarettes.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 19h
Like this is a real contender for my most listened to song of the year. youtu.be/datT2hRDa_Y?...
Window Girl
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
There’s a lot of dumb shit that nerds like to get pedantic about, but Alien has to be the worst. Anyone who has ever complained “That’s not how the xenomorph lifecycle works!” should be pushed out of a moving car.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
The obvious solution that I’ve been pushing for for years now is that all games should be away games (two teams play at a third, unrelated team’s field).
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
Love that they mic the bat. Whoever had that idea should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
Just remember: everyone who has ever stored eggs has had someone tell them that they’ll never store eggs.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, that’s just like a statistics thing. If there had been more photos of you as a kid, the likelihood would go way up. Fortunately, there’s lot of photos of you now!
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
The phrase “Ultimate Human” gets thrown around a lot but…
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
You’ll never store eggs!
YOU’LL NEVER STORE EGGS
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
I wrote a song about him called Payakan Babylon.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
I see that prompt a lot that is like “every queer person has that photo of them as a kid that gave it away”, and I don’t know where it is, but somewhere there’s a photo of me as a child at my aunt and uncle’s house dressed up as Tinkerbell.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
And this guy’s sayin “Whadda ya want from me?”
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
My favorite genre of music is probably Songs You Would Hear in an Elevator in a Movie That Takes Place in the 60s.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 1d
Please sign my petition to get AEW to change the theme song for Collision to “Crash” by Dave Matthews Band.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 2d
Who could possibly be mad about this?
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 2d
The primary recurring theme throughout the Alien franchise is “Sometimes robots are good… but other times? They’re bad 😈”.
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MadAlien Earth @fauxedo.bsky.social · 2d
🎃🎃🎃
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