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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me, chittering at that sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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OMG
Why you don’t want to get tuberculosis on your penis
While tuberculosis can attack anywhere, it’s extremely rare on the penis.
arstechnica.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The HOP shirt is now available on Etsy! My photos are trash, but I know some of you were super eager to get one of these and I didn't want you to have to wait. Better photos once it stops being a Biblical flood out there.

www.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Her: I don't know if you realize this, but there is bacon up there on the stove
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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stirring your beer with a hotdog makes it a frankenstein.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bird watching time
October 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
First day of paired programming was a lot it seems
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
On-boarding the new co-worker
October 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I saw a response to this post, "AI is spiritually a white guy, so white ppl aren't threatened by it."
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Is there a sub-genre of dystopian sci-fi where everything is owned and run by the Saudi government instead of Japanese megacorps?
It’s official: EA is going private.

The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.

www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Between Gorillaz and now Daft Punk, I'm back on Fortnite 😅
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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“I was just saying to Bobby and the group, let’s do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one, because there’s no alternative to that.”
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM