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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 1d

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13h

OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of
Trans Rights
By: Andy Lalwani

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Spooky Banjo @spookybanjo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching Reanimator

A headline from the Onion: “RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid.”

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

Not Youtube
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social, @patstaresat.bsky.social + guest star Edmund McMillen

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d

The madman did it. He really did it

The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXXVI Opening

YouTube video by Lorcan the Hedgehog

www.youtube.com

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 7d

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck

Women only want one thing, and it's Howl's Moving Castle

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 6d

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Dennis Reynolds's 1994 Range Rover.

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 1d

In Ghost of Yōtei: Gēmuchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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Erika Ishii, dressed as her character in Ghost of Yotei, Atsu, stands at a podium featured in the Dropout show Game Changer.
HEADLINE: Ghost of Yōtei DLC to Have Atsu Compete in Only Game Show Where the Game Changes Every Show

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Spooky Banjo @spookybanjo.bsky.social · 1d

The rich big boy genius couldnt even do what NASA did in the 60’s with tech less advanced than your car’s touch screen.

Mom @milph.mom · 1d

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NASA May Ditch SpaceX for Moon Landing Because It's So Behind

NASA is getting ready to ditch SpaceX for its first attempt to deliver astronauts to the Moon's surface in over half a century due to delays.

futurism.com

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Michel Fiffe @michelfiffe.bsky.social · 1d

Tetsuo Shima from Katsuhiro Otomo’s AKIRA

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Samantha Ferreira Is Creating An Anime Mag @sam-animeherald.bsky.social · 1d

Random observation from Pokemon Z-A:

It's kind of fucked up that they have anti-homeless benches everywhere in Lumiose City.

A bench from Pokemon Z-A that features anti-homeless rails to prevent people from sleeping on them

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InnerSpiral @innerspiral.lol · 2d

A woman with a dark blue velour tracksuit near an alleyway, saying "Nah, I’m serious. They sell us exhaustion like it’s self-improvement, and tell you to grind till your body breaks. It’s disgusting."

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 2d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Kastor @kastor.sh · 2d

I DONT WANT TO CHAT WITH AN AI
I DONT WANT TO TRANSFORM PHOTOS WITH AI
I DONT WANT TO GENERATE AI PICTURES
I DONT WANT TO GENERATE AI VIDEOS
I DONT WANT AN AI GIRLFRIEND
I DONT WANT AN AI ASSISTANT AT WORK
I DONT WANT AI PROGRAMMING TOOLS
I DONT WANT A GAME WITH AI GENERATED ASSETS
I DONT WANT IT

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 2d

Troy Barnes. Sexy Dracula.

Troy Barnes shirtless with toilet seat cover with "Dracula" written on it. Community Season 2, episode 6

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 3d

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

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Spooky Banjo @spookybanjo.bsky.social · 2d

Its not so bad tbh when you have the Amazon Smart Floor. It keeps your floorboards warm by mapping where you are at all times and taking constant pictures of your feet

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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 2d

oh hell yeah dawho insaat Amazon is ahead on the bed that kills you game

Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 2d

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

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Spooky Banjo @spookybanjo.bsky.social · 3d

Very happy for X-Files fans but I cant get over the idea of Mulder and Scully having all their findings posted online by Kash Patel.

Vulture @vulture.com · 3d

Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’

Ryan Coogler Is Rebooting The X-Files for His Mom

Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’

www.vulture.com

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Spooky Banjo @spookybanjo.bsky.social · 3d

Kimd of wild how the chud-o-sphere got obsessed with this game only for it to disappear from public memory.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 4d

guys. GUYS.

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Spooky Banjo @spookybanjo.bsky.social · 4d

Watching Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes and we’re around Season 14 you can really see the writing start to go down hill. Just the pacing of jokes really starts to really feel off.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 4d

America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 4d

The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🤯

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared

YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

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