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Sleaford Gooner

@sleafordgooner.bsky.social

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Keeping it humble since 1977. “…the tough fibre of the Londoners.” Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 12h

He really is an insufferable streak of piss.

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 12h

Rory Stewart there, giving everyone a timely reminder that he’s a bit of a prick #bbcnewsnight

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 18h

In the spirit of sharing life changing advice, can I introduce to you the concept of seasoning buttered toast? Unless you already do this?

Also always microwave jam doughnuts for 10-15 seconds. never more than that, or the jam will burn your face off.

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I don’t get that at all.

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Met. @afcmet.bsky.social · 1d

My summary of the game:

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

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Met. @afcmet.bsky.social · 1d

Bless Gabriel hahahah

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

*in person

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

A big difference I’ve just noticed between watching matches 8! Person and on the TV…

When we are playing well enough and ahead by a margin big enough to warrant “ole, ole, ole” on each pass from the crowd - I love it when I’m in the ground, but am very much “stfu there’s 15 mins left” when at home.

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve only come to see our corners…
Come to see our corners,
You’ve only come to see our corners…

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

He’s got a viewing at 10am.

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Much wholesome, very right.

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

That’ll do

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Set piece FC ole ole

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dag @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like Maccabi have saved the UK government from the spectacle of somehow overturning an expert public safety assessment.

Either politicians make public safety at sports stadiums an absolute priority or they do not.

#AVFC

John Townley @johntownley.bsky.social · 2d

Maccabi Tel Aviv say in a statement that they will "decline any allocation offered on behalf of away fans" for next month's Europa League match against Aston Villa at Villa Park, adding that "the wellbeing and safety of our fans is paramount."

#AVFC

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Timber is fucking awesome.

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Diego Simeone works for Foxtons.

Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah - good point… I bet you can, but like you - I can’t think of any off the top of my head…

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 1d

Apropos of nothing, not only is Goodfellas one of the single best bits of cinema, ever, it also has a fucking incredible soundtrack.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table .

media.tenor.com

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 2d

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 2d

Wouldn’t be an issue if he didn’t desperately need to be on TV all the fucking time

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

"You're not allowed to break that. That mirror is 400 years old. Aiy-yie-yie ... hard to believe" -- Trump isn't happy about a camera hitting a mirror

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 2d

IF YOU DIDN’T NEED TO BE ON TV ALL THE FUCKING TIME, A CAMERA WOULDN’T HIT A FUCKING MIRROR YOU ORANGE FUCK

#trump

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 2d

This was a moment I was glad I recorded:

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 2d

“The stewards are terrified”