Sleaford Gooner
@sleafordgooner.bsky.social
Keeping it humble since 1977.
“…the tough fibre of the Londoners.” Now in Lincs. Fond of photography, and a brew.
Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.
“…the tough fibre of the Londoners.” Now in Lincs. Fond of photography, and a brew.
Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.
You can tell they care about player welfare when they organise international tournaments (World Cup and regional), their respective qualifying rounds and incessant friendlies on top of an ever more populated fixture list for top level players…
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can tell they care about player welfare when they organise international tournaments (World Cup and regional), their respective qualifying rounds and incessant friendlies on top of an ever more populated fixture list for top level players…
Mo Salah ending his LFC career like
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Mo Salah ending his LFC career like
Because you’re a cunt, clearly,
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Because you’re a cunt, clearly,
That’s the spirit, Paul!
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That’s the spirit, Paul!
Immediately reminded me of this:
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Immediately reminded me of this:
Morning.
Up the Arsenal.
I fucking hate Chelsea.
Up the Arsenal.
I fucking hate Chelsea.
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Morning.
Up the Arsenal.
I fucking hate Chelsea.
Up the Arsenal.
I fucking hate Chelsea.
Just look a few miles away in N5 - or a few years ago, when N5 won the league in N17. Twice.
Inspiring.
Inspiring.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just look a few miles away in N5 - or a few years ago, when N5 won the league in N17. Twice.
Inspiring.
Inspiring.
You know what’s better than watching Spurs being awful?
Watching Spurs being awful and knowing that their absolute shitness has directly contributed towards £1.66 turning into £70.
Watching Spurs being awful and knowing that their absolute shitness has directly contributed towards £1.66 turning into £70.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You know what’s better than watching Spurs being awful?
Watching Spurs being awful and knowing that their absolute shitness has directly contributed towards £1.66 turning into £70.
Watching Spurs being awful and knowing that their absolute shitness has directly contributed towards £1.66 turning into £70.
Just come home and seen the Spurs score…
This is what I sent to my friend Lawrence, just now. He’s a scouser who finds Tottenham Hotspur very funny.
This is what I sent to my friend Lawrence, just now. He’s a scouser who finds Tottenham Hotspur very funny.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just come home and seen the Spurs score…
This is what I sent to my friend Lawrence, just now. He’s a scouser who finds Tottenham Hotspur very funny.
This is what I sent to my friend Lawrence, just now. He’s a scouser who finds Tottenham Hotspur very funny.
Hopefully the cyber expert can show someone at the OBR the button that says ‘no’.
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hopefully the cyber expert can show someone at the OBR the button that says ‘no’.
They need an intervention..,
Tell them to Talk To Frank.
Tell them to Talk To Frank.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
They need an intervention..,
Tell them to Talk To Frank.
Tell them to Talk To Frank.
I noticed that… 😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I noticed that… 😂
Drove down and back yesterday - epic day, but I really, really wish I was able to stay and make the most of it.
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Drove down and back yesterday - epic day, but I really, really wish I was able to stay and make the most of it.
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Up the fucking Arsenal.
A day trip down to London to see warm, friendly faces and familiar places of my life as it was for 46 years, and to watch my team put a couple past that shower of shit.
Let’s fucking have this.
A day trip down to London to see warm, friendly faces and familiar places of my life as it was for 46 years, and to watch my team put a couple past that shower of shit.
Let’s fucking have this.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Up the fucking Arsenal.
A day trip down to London to see warm, friendly faces and familiar places of my life as it was for 46 years, and to watch my team put a couple past that shower of shit.
Let’s fucking have this.
A day trip down to London to see warm, friendly faces and familiar places of my life as it was for 46 years, and to watch my team put a couple past that shower of shit.
Let’s fucking have this.
30 day movie challenge
Day 5: a film you think is underrated
Duel, 1971
I struggled with this, until I remembered Steven Spielberg’s directorial debut, and I’m always amazed at how few people seem to have seen it.
Day 5: a film you think is underrated
Duel, 1971
I struggled with this, until I remembered Steven Spielberg’s directorial debut, and I’m always amazed at how few people seem to have seen it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
30 day movie challenge
Day 5: a film you think is underrated
Duel, 1971
I struggled with this, until I remembered Steven Spielberg’s directorial debut, and I’m always amazed at how few people seem to have seen it.
Day 5: a film you think is underrated
Duel, 1971
I struggled with this, until I remembered Steven Spielberg’s directorial debut, and I’m always amazed at how few people seem to have seen it.
just went outside and told the sky to fuck off
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
just went outside and told the sky to fuck off
30 day movie challenge:
Day 4: a film that starts with ‘The’.
The Terminator, 1984
One of the best films ever made. End of.
I must have watched it 100+ times, and I absolutely will not stop, ever.
Day 4: a film that starts with ‘The’.
The Terminator, 1984
One of the best films ever made. End of.
I must have watched it 100+ times, and I absolutely will not stop, ever.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
30 day movie challenge:
Day 4: a film that starts with ‘The’.
The Terminator, 1984
One of the best films ever made. End of.
I must have watched it 100+ times, and I absolutely will not stop, ever.
Day 4: a film that starts with ‘The’.
The Terminator, 1984
One of the best films ever made. End of.
I must have watched it 100+ times, and I absolutely will not stop, ever.
30 day movie challenge:
Day 3: A film that made you laugh out loud
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
1989
A 13 year old me thought it was the funniest thing I’d seen in my life up until that point. Some of the dialogue and delivery still makes me crease up.
What a friendship, and double act.
Day 3: A film that made you laugh out loud
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
1989
A 13 year old me thought it was the funniest thing I’d seen in my life up until that point. Some of the dialogue and delivery still makes me crease up.
What a friendship, and double act.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
30 day movie challenge:
Day 3: A film that made you laugh out loud
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
1989
A 13 year old me thought it was the funniest thing I’d seen in my life up until that point. Some of the dialogue and delivery still makes me crease up.
What a friendship, and double act.
Day 3: A film that made you laugh out loud
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
1989
A 13 year old me thought it was the funniest thing I’d seen in my life up until that point. Some of the dialogue and delivery still makes me crease up.
What a friendship, and double act.
30 day movie challenge:
Day 2: a film you watched over and over as a child.
Tricky one, this...
It’ll have to be The Goonies, but special mention goes to Explorers (such an underrated film) and Darby O’Gill and the Little People.
Day 2: a film you watched over and over as a child.
Tricky one, this...
It’ll have to be The Goonies, but special mention goes to Explorers (such an underrated film) and Darby O’Gill and the Little People.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
30 day movie challenge:
Day 2: a film you watched over and over as a child.
Tricky one, this...
It’ll have to be The Goonies, but special mention goes to Explorers (such an underrated film) and Darby O’Gill and the Little People.
Day 2: a film you watched over and over as a child.
Tricky one, this...
It’ll have to be The Goonies, but special mention goes to Explorers (such an underrated film) and Darby O’Gill and the Little People.
30 day* movie challenge:
Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.
It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?
*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!
Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.
It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?
*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
30 day* movie challenge:
Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.
It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?
*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!
Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.
It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?
*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!