shuttercat.bsky.social
@shuttercat.bsky.social
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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fermented food is good for your health. if you have the time, always let a much smaller guy eat your food first, before you eat it
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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IT IS TIME FOR ME TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT MY FAVORITE HOMETOWN DISASTER ON @wtyppod.bsky.social
new EPISODE about SIDEWALKS catching FIRE
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Getting some real "beginning of the last 1/3 of a Scorcese film" energy from the administration right now
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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This rug has been a fixture in my life from as far back as I can remember and will almost certainly be enjoyed by someone else long after I am gone. Decades have passed where I grew up playing on it, sitting on it while I worked on projects, eating meals over it, and watching my cats wrestle with
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Traditional painting on an easel donated to the @furvana.bsky.social charity auction this year

time taken ~30 hours with paint pens (entirely new medium for me when I started!)
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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My two favorite post-apocalypse stories are from Japan: Heavenly Delusion and Nausicaa. Most western post-apocs rely on "wow aren't humans awful and didn't we deserve all this?" while the former veers towards "wow aren't we making the best of this shitty scenario out of our control!"
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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This is model trains
Alright, hear me out: cozy wargames.

All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism.

I really feel like this is an untapped market.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Revolutionary optimism is the only compassionate and sane path forward. There is so much to truly love in this world-- and so many wonderful potential futures ahead of us to fight for. So let us keep moving. ✨🌱✨
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Someone asked where to boop Talita.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... 🦝
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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MFF kicking Exotic Erotics out of their dealer room after caving to pressure and threats from the twitter kink police certainly bodes ill

The cycle goes on in an ever-tightening conservative noose because they never get it... you can't persecute kinks you don't like without harming ALL adult spaces
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I did not know what I was doing but I sure did do it
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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can you die of twee affectation
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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"why not ask the wrong answer machine for advice on how to defeat the wrong answer machine?"
“Why get scammed when you can be a scammer?”
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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AI artist tier list
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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>Hey, did you know that landing is the second most dangerous part of a flight, after takeoff?
<Oh, so it's safer? That's a relief.
>No, it's just as dangerous! It just comes second.

Actually, the most dangerous part is when an airplane takes off it's turbines, flexes its airfoils, and squares up.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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He claims the bricks were inspired by the block chain. Engineers, please look away now.
The brick in question
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM