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Shane Madej

@shanemadej.bsky.social

12K followers 180 following 140 posts

I make a show called Puppet History and co-host a show called Ghost Files on a channel called Watcher. You may also recognize me from my iconic turn in CBS’s SWAT. youtube.com/watcher

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 17h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 5d

I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 6d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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sara 🌛 rubin @sararubin.bsky.social · 8d

made this happy little frame for my art website :)

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sara 🌛 rubin @sararubin.bsky.social · Aug 15

sun 🌙 down

A digital drawing of a werewolf floating amongst tree branches. He is grey and wearing brown ripped pants, a blue scarf around his head and bandages. There are arrows in his back.

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 20d

Undoubtedly the coolest marine footage ever captured and so I think we are now in the clear to bomb all the oceans and destroy these horrible beasts forever.

Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 20d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 20d

Every few years a pilot episode makes me go fully crazy and HELLOOOOOOOO to The Lowdown.

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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 24d

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

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sara 🌛 rubin @sararubin.bsky.social · 26d

🌟 sever thy spirit 🌙

Digital drawing by Sara Rubin. A grey/purple figure with a pointed face like a bird sits in a grassy patch of flowers that is emerging from a golden portal. The figure is wearing a Pierrot style clown costume with a ruff collar. In his right hand he holds a glowing red heart. The portal is inscribed with the words 'Sever Thy Spirit'

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · Sep 15

No but I’m happy to hear it!

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · Sep 14

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Sep 13

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · Sep 9

If you have not checked out @thelukeman.bsky.social's Fortnite Talk show you really should. It's extremely funny and sometimes heartwarming and always very, very human.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfLs...

FNTS best of August

YouTube video by thelukeman

www.youtube.com

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Matt Real @mattyistalking.com · Sep 9

Great! Now if I can only control the nut who writes it! 🤪

Bluesky @bsky.app · Sep 8

Quick Tip: You can control who replies to your post on Bluesky.

Just tap the 🌐 icon on your post to choose: everyone, followers, people you follow, mentioned users - or turn off replies entirely ✨

Screenshot of Post Interaction Settings with an arrow pointing to Reply Settings

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · Sep 8

Garbage Day remains illuminating.

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · Sep 8

Aaaaabsolutely

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · Sep 8

I swear the Lou Malnati's in Naperville IL used to have a The Bodyguard pinball machine featuring a dot-matrix representation of the bad guy's head getting split open by Kevin Costner's bullets. Can still see it. Every time I close my eyes. To date I've found no evidence this pinball machine exists.

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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · Sep 8

me at Riot Fest playing it cool after taking too much LSD:

screenshot of a skeet that says in all caps “Fantastic-Great job by the Chicago police!!!” and includes a blue heart. this post is a response to misinformation.

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Tea’s so happy being Teddy Roosevelt @teaberryblue.net · Sep 8

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.