Amy
@shadowqueene.bsky.social
Preemie mom and cat servant. Doer of crafts. Typo hunter by trade, nonsensical by choice. Chaotic good. She/her.
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Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
I could have sworn the whole "I'm not taking a bite until you pretend to" thing started a lot later than 10mos, but I must be remembering wrong. He keeps holding up his bottle/spoon/cup/puffs/anything else and refusing to start eating until I say "om nom nom nom nom" 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I could have sworn the whole "I'm not taking a bite until you pretend to" thing started a lot later than 10mos, but I must be remembering wrong. He keeps holding up his bottle/spoon/cup/puffs/anything else and refusing to start eating until I say "om nom nom nom nom" 🤣
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
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Got a few more days to get rent sorted out, but I'd be over the moon if I could get it done this weekend before more bad news hits on Tuesday.
Shiny things: oishiny.etsy.com
Wallpapers: ko-fi.com/turtleofcalm...
#Handmade #Helpsky #DisabledArtist
Shiny things: oishiny.etsy.com
Wallpapers: ko-fi.com/turtleofcalm...
#Handmade #Helpsky #DisabledArtist
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Got a few more days to get rent sorted out, but I'd be over the moon if I could get it done this weekend before more bad news hits on Tuesday.
Shiny things: oishiny.etsy.com
Wallpapers: ko-fi.com/turtleofcalm...
#Handmade #Helpsky #DisabledArtist
Shiny things: oishiny.etsy.com
Wallpapers: ko-fi.com/turtleofcalm...
#Handmade #Helpsky #DisabledArtist
I just remembered I have the perfect game to deal with these awful feelings. Alice: Madness Returns, where you get to kill the same child predator not once but twice, and both are very satisfying.
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I just remembered I have the perfect game to deal with these awful feelings. Alice: Madness Returns, where you get to kill the same child predator not once but twice, and both are very satisfying.
Roses are red
Cats love to play
Maybe it will happen
On this very day!
Cats love to play
Maybe it will happen
On this very day!
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Roses are red
Cats love to play
Maybe it will happen
On this very day!
Cats love to play
Maybe it will happen
On this very day!
My brain totally works, I promise.
I just had a delivery guy ask how old I am instead of asking for my ID, and I said 42.
....I am 43. Which I only know after I googled "how old is someone born Dec 1982."
Send help.
I just had a delivery guy ask how old I am instead of asking for my ID, and I said 42.
....I am 43. Which I only know after I googled "how old is someone born Dec 1982."
Send help.
February 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
My brain totally works, I promise.
I just had a delivery guy ask how old I am instead of asking for my ID, and I said 42.
....I am 43. Which I only know after I googled "how old is someone born Dec 1982."
Send help.
I just had a delivery guy ask how old I am instead of asking for my ID, and I said 42.
....I am 43. Which I only know after I googled "how old is someone born Dec 1982."
Send help.
Happy Pizza and Zombies Day to any who celebrate. Which is probably just me and M. 🤣
This year's festivities include homemade pizza (because I'm broke but also because yum) and ParaNorman (because baby)
This year's festivities include homemade pizza (because I'm broke but also because yum) and ParaNorman (because baby)
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Happy Pizza and Zombies Day to any who celebrate. Which is probably just me and M. 🤣
This year's festivities include homemade pizza (because I'm broke but also because yum) and ParaNorman (because baby)
This year's festivities include homemade pizza (because I'm broke but also because yum) and ParaNorman (because baby)
The giant horseshoe through my vertical labret is very uncomfortable and feels very unsafe, especially with little Sir Grabbyhands here. But it was that or risk the piercing closing before my barbells get here tomorrow, and I don't feel like having it redone.
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The giant horseshoe through my vertical labret is very uncomfortable and feels very unsafe, especially with little Sir Grabbyhands here. But it was that or risk the piercing closing before my barbells get here tomorrow, and I don't feel like having it redone.
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The problem, you see, is that WE DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN EVICTION MORATORIAM YET.
So all the work y'all did to keep Caz's neighbors housed? Last month?
NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN.
Because SOME politicians Will. Not. Protect. Minnesotans.
Donate if you can. Boost if you cannot.
Thank you.
So all the work y'all did to keep Caz's neighbors housed? Last month?
NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN.
Because SOME politicians Will. Not. Protect. Minnesotans.
Donate if you can. Boost if you cannot.
Thank you.
Alright friends, I have slept & now it's time to go ahead & start raising March rent for my neighbors. Total ask is $5900 for 3 sets of neighbors, anything extra goes to groceries or other bills for them.
We have two weeks!
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Kenny for attention
We have two weeks!
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Kenny for attention
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The problem, you see, is that WE DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN EVICTION MORATORIAM YET.
So all the work y'all did to keep Caz's neighbors housed? Last month?
NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN.
Because SOME politicians Will. Not. Protect. Minnesotans.
Donate if you can. Boost if you cannot.
Thank you.
So all the work y'all did to keep Caz's neighbors housed? Last month?
NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN.
Because SOME politicians Will. Not. Protect. Minnesotans.
Donate if you can. Boost if you cannot.
Thank you.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm sorry but as a large language model
I have no capacity for genuine emotion & cannot confess my undying love for you
Violets are blue
I'm sorry but as a large language model
I have no capacity for genuine emotion & cannot confess my undying love for you
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm sorry but as a large language model
I have no capacity for genuine emotion & cannot confess my undying love for you
Violets are blue
I'm sorry but as a large language model
I have no capacity for genuine emotion & cannot confess my undying love for you
I made B some popsicles to help with the teething. Apple blackberry creamsicles, basically. Why does that actually sound amazing (if they hadn't been made with formula)?
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I made B some popsicles to help with the teething. Apple blackberry creamsicles, basically. Why does that actually sound amazing (if they hadn't been made with formula)?
B crawled to Azrael tonight to pet him. Five times, because I kept pulling him away before he got his face swatted, lol. Azrael is not mean and wouldn't hurt him on purpose, but he doesn't really know what to make of the tiny human who pets too hard and grabs handfuls of fur.
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
B crawled to Azrael tonight to pet him. Five times, because I kept pulling him away before he got his face swatted, lol. Azrael is not mean and wouldn't hurt him on purpose, but he doesn't really know what to make of the tiny human who pets too hard and grabs handfuls of fur.
I took my lip ring out to clean it and it almost didn't go back in. After 20mins, when I've had it for just under 2yrs. Okay then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I took my lip ring out to clean it and it almost didn't go back in. After 20mins, when I've had it for just under 2yrs. Okay then.
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
I love how "...or I *won't* haunt you" is the most effective threat towards my husband.
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I love how "...or I *won't* haunt you" is the most effective threat towards my husband.
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Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
Reasons babies are like puppies, number 38295:
No matter how many chew toys I give him, he only wants my slippers.
No matter how many chew toys I give him, he only wants my slippers.
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Reasons babies are like puppies, number 38295:
No matter how many chew toys I give him, he only wants my slippers.
No matter how many chew toys I give him, he only wants my slippers.
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Right, I have 5 days to get rent together. I have plenty of pendants stocked up. Go forth, shiny things, and find yourself some homes!
oishiny.etsy.com
Each pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
oishiny.etsy.com
Each pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Right, I have 5 days to get rent together. I have plenty of pendants stocked up. Go forth, shiny things, and find yourself some homes!
oishiny.etsy.com
Each pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
oishiny.etsy.com
Each pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
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It's actually good & cool for ostensibly apolitical spaces & voices to announce that they are against repression & for liberation! ✊✨
Anyone telling you otherwise, who "just wants to enjoy [X] without politics", is only doing so because either they don't mind the horrors or they're FOR them.
Anyone telling you otherwise, who "just wants to enjoy [X] without politics", is only doing so because either they don't mind the horrors or they're FOR them.
There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It's actually good & cool for ostensibly apolitical spaces & voices to announce that they are against repression & for liberation! ✊✨
Anyone telling you otherwise, who "just wants to enjoy [X] without politics", is only doing so because either they don't mind the horrors or they're FOR them.
Anyone telling you otherwise, who "just wants to enjoy [X] without politics", is only doing so because either they don't mind the horrors or they're FOR them.
I have basically a permanent migraine lately, between the stress of everything and the lack of sleep (which is very much related to the stress)
Wish me luck surviving this round of teething.
Wish me luck surviving this round of teething.
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I have basically a permanent migraine lately, between the stress of everything and the lack of sleep (which is very much related to the stress)
Wish me luck surviving this round of teething.
Wish me luck surviving this round of teething.
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At least one Meta employee thinks it's a good time to add facial recognition technology to glasses because we're too distracted by fascism to effectively protest www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
At least one Meta employee thinks it's a good time to add facial recognition technology to glasses because we're too distracted by fascism to effectively protest www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...