Seán Clarke
@seanclarke.bsky.social
yer man himself so it is. CURRENTLY CLEAN ON OPSEC
He's emerging from the wings and entering his pulpit phase amidoingitrite
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
He's emerging from the wings and entering his pulpit phase amidoingitrite
Dick van Dyke is thinking about following suit
Paul Newman decidió en 1971 que no haría escenas románticas con otras actrices que no fueran su mujer. Siguiendo su estela, Clooney ya avisó de que se niega a seguir haciendo películas románticas. Ahora va un paso más allá y rechaza besarse en pantalla
George Clooney no besará a más mujeres en pantalla tras reflexionar con su mujer, Amal: “Intento seguir los pasos de Paul Newman”
El actor, protagonista habitual de comedias románticas a lo largo de su extensa carrera, mantuvo una realista conversación con la abogada sobre el paso del tiempo y ha decidido que ya se ha acabado su momento de interpretar escenas de amor
social.elpais.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dick van Dyke is thinking about following suit
From Berkshire. Verb sap.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
From Berkshire. Verb sap.
Two (2!) massive legends for the price of one. Happy birthday to centenarian ledge and honorary cockney Dick van Dyke, courtesy of my very distinguished old mucker Xan Brooks. Fill yer boots !
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Elastic limbs, fantastical accents and crackling sexual chemistry: Dick Van Dyke turns 100
The goofy star of Mary Poppins becomes a centenarian on Saturday. And what a precocious performer he has proved, sustaining scrappy mischief through seven decades of mainstream entertainment
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Two (2!) massive legends for the price of one. Happy birthday to centenarian ledge and honorary cockney Dick van Dyke, courtesy of my very distinguished old mucker Xan Brooks. Fill yer boots !
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
From your establishment centrist antipopulist perspective you're blinded to the commonality of them both being massive know-nothing blowhard bellends
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
From your establishment centrist antipopulist perspective you're blinded to the commonality of them both being massive know-nothing blowhard bellends
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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I have a joke about Prometheus but its tough to deliver
I have a joke about Icarus, but I don't think it will fly
I have a joke about Cerberus. It’s a shaggy dog story.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I have a joke about Prometheus but its tough to deliver
I have a joke about Icarus, but I don't think it will fly
I have a joke about Cerberus. It’s a shaggy dog story.
I have a joke about Oedipus, but it’s a real motherfucker
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I have a joke about Icarus, but I don't think it will fly
Maybe underestimates the potential for Rosdef to be a big player when it has access to Ukraine's resources and western Europe's subject populations
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Maybe underestimates the potential for Rosdef to be a big player when it has access to Ukraine's resources and western Europe's subject populations
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's going to decide who's naughty or nice
Great idea to separate out the naughty and nice would you like me to format the two lists as a CSV with a column for naughty and nice or would it be more helpful to have two separate files? Just let me know!
He's checking it twice
He's going to decide who's naughty or nice
Great idea to separate out the naughty and nice would you like me to format the two lists as a CSV with a column for naughty and nice or would it be more helpful to have two separate files? Just let me know!
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's going to decide who's naughty or nice
Great idea to separate out the naughty and nice would you like me to format the two lists as a CSV with a column for naughty and nice or would it be more helpful to have two separate files? Just let me know!
He's checking it twice
He's going to decide who's naughty or nice
Great idea to separate out the naughty and nice would you like me to format the two lists as a CSV with a column for naughty and nice or would it be more helpful to have two separate files? Just let me know!
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“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
Is it ... a little bit ... goatse?
It's like they asked George A Romero to make a knock-off of the actual World Cup trophy
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is it ... a little bit ... goatse?
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Excellent visual explainer to understand the dynamics of the Russian invasion and their (absurd) territorial demands.
Which areas is Russia demanding as its price for peace in Ukraine? – visual explainer
Moscow is demanding Kyiv accept its ‘annexation’ of areas it occupies. After the latest round of talks between envoys of Putin and Trump ended without progress, we look at the territory Russia is seek...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Excellent visual explainer to understand the dynamics of the Russian invasion and their (absurd) territorial demands.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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He wasn't actually due to resign until an hour later
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He wasn't actually due to resign until an hour later
Unpopular view locally, but ... Cmon north London team
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Unpopular view locally, but ... Cmon north London team
Can thoroughly recommend The Lion King 1 1/5 for Stoppard fans. RIP
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can thoroughly recommend The Lion King 1 1/5 for Stoppard fans. RIP
I know this one! Is it "the Russians going home"?
President Emmanuel Macron will meet his counterpart Volodymyr Zelenskiy in Paris on Monday for discussions about the conditions for a “fair and lasting peace” in Ukraine.
France’s Macron to Meet Zelenskiy for Talks on US Peace Plan
President Emmanuel Macron will meet his counterpart Volodymyr Zelenskiy in Paris on Monday for discussions about the conditions for a “fair and lasting peace” in Ukraine, the French presidency said.
bloom.bg
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I know this one! Is it "the Russians going home"?
I'd better keep this packing note in case I need to return this after Christmas. The best bit is there was only one CjbrhuuijN pl b!F yqsf t t etc
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'd better keep this packing note in case I need to return this after Christmas. The best bit is there was only one CjbrhuuijN pl b!F yqsf t t etc
I'm proposing a new tax on the word "raid" in tax-related news stories. I think it could raise several billion a year
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm proposing a new tax on the word "raid" in tax-related news stories. I think it could raise several billion a year
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Praise where praise is due: scrapping the two-child benefit cap is an excellent move. And the most consequential of any of the measures announced today.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Praise where praise is due: scrapping the two-child benefit cap is an excellent move. And the most consequential of any of the measures announced today.
And yet there's no Ukraine Action. Maybe the Palestine Action people weren't keeping up. Or maybe they had other motivations
War of aggression, mass killing of civilians, and settler colonialism
Nine out of 10 residential buildings in Mariupol were damaged or destroyed during Russia’s invasion. Now, the apartment blocks are being rebuilt – and offered for sale to Russians with low-interest mortgages. youtube.com/shorts/yxsIV...
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And yet there's no Ukraine Action. Maybe the Palestine Action people weren't keeping up. Or maybe they had other motivations
It feels suddenly like only one person can save Ukraine and that is ... the mayor of New York
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It feels suddenly like only one person can save Ukraine and that is ... the mayor of New York
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/