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Seamau5
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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me

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older than ICE

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My best follower is my wife. The rest of you could learn a thing or two from her.
hakim jeffries gets bribed millions of dollars in crypto to pretend to be a democrat. he is a fascist trump supporter and everything he does is intentionally trying to sabotage democrats
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
everyone thank my wife for decorating our place for christmas while i was at work
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I cannot stress how incredible the art for this is bsky.app/profile/feit...
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
a watched pot never boils but go take a shit and by the time youre back in the kitchen that pot will be totally evaporated
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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“I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause. There will be no peace in this land until slavery is done for. " 
— John Brown
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"

(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I lived in my car part of the time I was teaching undergrads.
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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🧊
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Scrooge visited by his old business partner to go over finances.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
visiting the midwest had me coming back to california describing hot dish to my friends like its big foot
made hotdish, my fav Minnesota recipe
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Three of Hands

🖼️ Prints
www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv...

🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Weird to put Xbox alongside old, dead brands
Microsoft’s ugly sweaters return with Clippy, Xbox, and Zune brown options. Microsoft didn't do a holiday sweater last year, but it's definitely making up for that this time around. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/835130/...
Microsoft’s ugly sweaters return with Clippy, Xbox, and Zune brown options
All three holiday sweaters can be purchased at Microsoft’s company store.
www.theverge.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Every Monday is Cyber Monday when you're permanently shackled to the computer
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Happy 40th, Janelle Monáe!
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The liminal time approaches
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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GOLGO 13 commission!

The perfect machine of snipe!

patreon.com/posts/golgo-13-144811727
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
boss: do you have a minute to talk about this right now?
me: yea sure lets talk right now what do you want to talk about?
boss: oh I only read the first sentence of what you sent let me go read the rest of it and then we can talk
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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the last thing my mom said to me—
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM