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@cari.bsky.social
· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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How come nobody told me that baby pigeons look like tiny little Boris Johnsons
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
How come nobody told me that baby pigeons look like tiny little Boris Johnsons
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Finally getting our car back tomorrow and extremely stressed out about the possibility of this happening again so I've decided if it does I will do V for Vendetta on the thieves
I'm an atheist but I think whoever stole all four wheels and tires off our car while I'm 6 months pregnant is going to hell for eternity
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Finally getting our car back tomorrow and extremely stressed out about the possibility of this happening again so I've decided if it does I will do V for Vendetta on the thieves
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Just received a carrier pigeon bearing news of Napoleon's Grande Armee. They are still in the middle of their long retreat from Moscow. They declined my invitation to stay at my house because it is too cold for them. They prefer the Russian winter of 1812. That's how cold my house is they said.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just received a carrier pigeon bearing news of Napoleon's Grande Armee. They are still in the middle of their long retreat from Moscow. They declined my invitation to stay at my house because it is too cold for them. They prefer the Russian winter of 1812. That's how cold my house is they said.
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
Came across this while applying to jobs yesterday and my brain has been going "it's literally on BeBee" every two seconds since
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Came across this while applying to jobs yesterday and my brain has been going "it's literally on BeBee" every two seconds since
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Some sad personal news. I was going to host a party this weekend with the entire crew of the ill-fated HMS Terror. Unfortunately they just telegraphed me that my house is too cold for them so they'll be staying on the arctic ice. Thats what they prefer, given how cold my house is. Tuunbaq is a maybe
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some sad personal news. I was going to host a party this weekend with the entire crew of the ill-fated HMS Terror. Unfortunately they just telegraphed me that my house is too cold for them so they'll be staying on the arctic ice. Thats what they prefer, given how cold my house is. Tuunbaq is a maybe
Every Monday is Cyber Monday when you're permanently shackled to the computer
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every Monday is Cyber Monday when you're permanently shackled to the computer
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Tosk's favorite food is Quisp
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tosk's favorite food is Quisp
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From the twisted mind of Jill Sherman Donner... it's Tosk
September 30, 2023 at 4:37 AM
From the twisted mind of Jill Sherman Donner... it's Tosk
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Being old & pregnant is so awesome, I have injured myself putting a pizza box in the fridge
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Being old & pregnant is so awesome, I have injured myself putting a pizza box in the fridge
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One of my closest friends (guy who officiated my wedding) launched a YouTube channel about painting model kits. He's crazy good at it! Hes going to be livestreaming for the first time in about 10 minutes and you should come argue about Batman with me in the comments!
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
Kits From The Krypt
I've been painting figure model kits since I was 8 years old, and that was hundreds of years ago. After that long, it's safe to say it's a passion of mine, and I want to start sharing that passion wit...
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
One of my closest friends (guy who officiated my wedding) launched a YouTube channel about painting model kits. He's crazy good at it! Hes going to be livestreaming for the first time in about 10 minutes and you should come argue about Batman with me in the comments!
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
Not to brag but this very talented artist also officiated MY wedding. Stream is live now, check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgA...
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not to brag but this very talented artist also officiated MY wedding. Stream is live now, check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgA...
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Death Cube for Cutie
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Death Cube for Cutie
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We did it joe
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Idk wtf I was thinking lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Idk wtf I was thinking lol
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can we get this viral
October 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
can we get this viral
he is under arrest for committing paper crimes under the table
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
he is under arrest for committing paper crimes under the table
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
I don't want to get another news alert on my phone unless it happens
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I don't want to get another news alert on my phone unless it happens