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· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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I made this. What do you guys think of it. I worked very hard on it
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I made this. What do you guys think of it. I worked very hard on it
Can't decide if this tastes worse but it's at least tied. I hate it so bad
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Can't decide if this tastes worse but it's at least tied. I hate it so bad
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
We've been rewatching DS9 again and got to the Rumpelstiltskin episode last night and I've been thinking about it nonstop. It's objectively the worst episode, yes, but there's no denying that I've been thinking about it for almost an entire day. That has to count for something.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We've been rewatching DS9 again and got to the Rumpelstiltskin episode last night and I've been thinking about it nonstop. It's objectively the worst episode, yes, but there's no denying that I've been thinking about it for almost an entire day. That has to count for something.
My phone has like .01% free space because I can't stop downloading TikToks like this
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My phone has like .01% free space because I can't stop downloading TikToks like this
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
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I was on my Antarctic helicopter patrol last night and I met MacReady & Childs. They told me the entire story of the Thing from another world. I offered to bring them to my home to debrief but they refused, stating that it was warmer where they were. Sitting out on the ice was warmer than my house.
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I was on my Antarctic helicopter patrol last night and I met MacReady & Childs. They told me the entire story of the Thing from another world. I offered to bring them to my home to debrief but they refused, stating that it was warmer where they were. Sitting out on the ice was warmer than my house.
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The small reactionary section of atheists is elevated and blown out of proportion because they are aligned with the bourgeoisie. The vast majority of “nones” are vastly more progressive / left leaning in their politics than any other group. “Nones” are now 30% of the population.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The small reactionary section of atheists is elevated and blown out of proportion because they are aligned with the bourgeoisie. The vast majority of “nones” are vastly more progressive / left leaning in their politics than any other group. “Nones” are now 30% of the population.
There are three Stack Overflow posts from 17 years ago that are basically the backbone of my career and if they ever get deleted it's over for me. No I will not archive them
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There are three Stack Overflow posts from 17 years ago that are basically the backbone of my career and if they ever get deleted it's over for me. No I will not archive them
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Just got a call from the White Walkers. They were supposed to come have dinner at my place tonight, chat about the army of the dead, and plan the invasion of Westeros. But they said my house is too cold. They'd rather stay beyond the wall in the frozen north doing wintersports. My house is that cold
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got a call from the White Walkers. They were supposed to come have dinner at my place tonight, chat about the army of the dead, and plan the invasion of Westeros. But they said my house is too cold. They'd rather stay beyond the wall in the frozen north doing wintersports. My house is that cold
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Hello! I am excited to finally announce the details of my new podcast. Introducing The Union Bug—a podcast by workers, for workers. Premiering Jan 2.
Introducing The Union Bug, a new podcast
The Union Bug is a podcast by workers, for workers. Premiering January 2.
www.wordsaboutwork.news
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hello! I am excited to finally announce the details of my new podcast. Introducing The Union Bug—a podcast by workers, for workers. Premiering Jan 2.
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A lot of people think the number one thing about being pregnant is having a child but it's actually having people tell you their vaccine opinions completely unprompted
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A lot of people think the number one thing about being pregnant is having a child but it's actually having people tell you their vaccine opinions completely unprompted
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How come nobody told me that baby pigeons look like tiny little Boris Johnsons
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
How come nobody told me that baby pigeons look like tiny little Boris Johnsons
Finally getting our car back tomorrow and extremely stressed out about the possibility of this happening again so I've decided if it does I will do V for Vendetta on the thieves
I'm an atheist but I think whoever stole all four wheels and tires off our car while I'm 6 months pregnant is going to hell for eternity
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Finally getting our car back tomorrow and extremely stressed out about the possibility of this happening again so I've decided if it does I will do V for Vendetta on the thieves
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Just received a carrier pigeon bearing news of Napoleon's Grande Armee. They are still in the middle of their long retreat from Moscow. They declined my invitation to stay at my house because it is too cold for them. They prefer the Russian winter of 1812. That's how cold my house is they said.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just received a carrier pigeon bearing news of Napoleon's Grande Armee. They are still in the middle of their long retreat from Moscow. They declined my invitation to stay at my house because it is too cold for them. They prefer the Russian winter of 1812. That's how cold my house is they said.
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
Came across this while applying to jobs yesterday and my brain has been going "it's literally on BeBee" every two seconds since
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Came across this while applying to jobs yesterday and my brain has been going "it's literally on BeBee" every two seconds since
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Some sad personal news. I was going to host a party this weekend with the entire crew of the ill-fated HMS Terror. Unfortunately they just telegraphed me that my house is too cold for them so they'll be staying on the arctic ice. Thats what they prefer, given how cold my house is. Tuunbaq is a maybe
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some sad personal news. I was going to host a party this weekend with the entire crew of the ill-fated HMS Terror. Unfortunately they just telegraphed me that my house is too cold for them so they'll be staying on the arctic ice. Thats what they prefer, given how cold my house is. Tuunbaq is a maybe
Every Monday is Cyber Monday when you're permanently shackled to the computer
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every Monday is Cyber Monday when you're permanently shackled to the computer
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Tosk's favorite food is Quisp
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tosk's favorite food is Quisp