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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
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Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213.
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.

I'm sorry that my IQ is so high.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · Nov 17
You ever stop to consider that at any given moment you could DIE and then your friends have to try to find ways to grieve their loss of you so they go to your Twitter page and reread your pinned tweet about jenkem being real over and over and that's your legacy now?
memevvitch.bsky.social
genuinely wild to think about how much money these dweebs pumped into Cuomo's campaign, and to see what was actually produced by that campaign. like how much did those atrocious AI ads cost??

time.com/7331119/zohr...
The Billionaires Who Tried—and Failed—to Stop Zohran Mamdani
Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani.
time.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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markharris.bsky.social
You can't make this up.
Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
memevvitch.bsky.social
In fifty years, your grandchildren are going to ask you what side you were on in the stand-up comedian wars; will you be able to look them in the eyes while you answer their question?
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Mulder in a sweaty cut off heather t shirt looking annoyed. "You know what," he says, looking at someone off screen challengingly, "FUCK aliens." Then he looks away. "Imma still look for them tho. Imma still look."
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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robertdownen.bsky.social
Two years ago, Nick Fuentes was so toxic that, after I reported on a secret meet he had with a top Texas GOP donor, the party was engulfed in scandal and voted to explicitly ban Holocaust deniers/Neo Nazis.

Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
Heritage president backs Tucker Carlson after interview with Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes
Kevin Roberts denounced the “venomous coalition” that has criticized the former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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atomicanalyst.bsky.social
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
At top, a black and white chart labeled "Normal Distribution," showing a curved line that starts low at the left, curves up and peaks in the middle, and returns to the same low position on the right. At bottom, a black and white chart labeled "Paranormal Distribution," showing the curved line transformed into a typical ghost (a floating white sheet draped over an upright body) with two dark dots for eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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premthakker.bsky.social
My gosh. This should be leading every news outlet in America today — a top official gives first-hand proof that the US took Israel's side after its soldiers killed our Palestinian-American press colleague, Shireen Abu-Akleh:
zeteo.com Zeteo @zeteo.com · 14d
“My findings were beyond reasonable doubt that this was an intentional killing of Shireen Abu Akleh.”

Retired Army Colonel Steve Gabavics tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social that the killing of Shireen Abu Akleh, was intentional according to his findings.

Watch the episode:
zeteo.com/p/breaking-a...
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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junlper.beer
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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kwholesaler.bsky.social
The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
After seeing the destruction of the East Wing of the White House I can no longer stay silent: Trump lacks the judgment required to be the President of the United States
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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georgem.bsky.social
the ideological and indeed metaphysical opposite of the himbo-affect red/brown american chauvinist is that of an arch but enterprising ethnic gay thief
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
memevvitch.bsky.social
Graham Platner is the George Santos of the left
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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kristenarnett.bsky.social
yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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premthakker.bsky.social
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
memevvitch.bsky.social
still thinking about this one
hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · Sep 27
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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charlesornstein.bsky.social
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And nearly 20 children, two of whom have cancer. @nicolefoy.bsky.social
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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gregsargent.bsky.social
It gets worse. Rep Adam Smith, ranking Armed Services Dem, says the administration has not presented a shred of serious evidence to lawmakers that those murdered on these boats *are even drug traffickers,* or any evidence that they were *actually headed to the US.*

newrepublic.com/article/2019...
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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wafflecut.bsky.social
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024 INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
memevvitch.bsky.social
This is exponentially less offensive to me than making money off of owning casinos and exploiting other people's gambling habits. Don't care, moving on.
robertloerzel.bsky.social Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 26d
Gov. JB Pritzker and his wife reported making $1.425 million in income last year from “gambling.” A Pritzker campaign spokesperson said, “The Governor had winnings and losses from a casino during the year and those amounts are reported on his tax return.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/15/g...
Gov. JB Pritzker and his wife report $10.3 million in taxable income — $1.4 million in gambling winnings
Five months before the Democratic primary, Gov. JB Pritzker released partial tax records showing $10.3 million in taxable income — including $1.4 million in income from gambling.
www.chicagotribune.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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nathantankus.bsky.social
Note that the people who typically participate in Black blocs know this. Contrary to the impression of tons of liberals,people generally do Black blocs strategically. David Graeber discusses this quite a lot in "Direct Action An Ethnography". There is a direct line to inflatable frogs from Ya Basta!
THIRD EXAMPLE: STREET PARTY Direct action aims to confront what it sees as an unjust or illegitimate form of authority in a way that, in its very internal structure, suggests a viable alternative to it. Actually, the same is probably true, in some sense, of protest in generaL The result, as we've seen, is that it's often difficult to determine how much any given action should be seen as primarily a performance meant to make an impression on an outside audience, and how much it is better seen as a collective ritual meant to educate, inspire, entertain, and transform the sense of possibilities of the participants themselves. Certainly, there is always a little of both. But some types of action lean much more heavily towards one than towards the other. If picket lines lean very much in the first direction-they are primarily about communicating a message of defiance to specific opponents, and convincing a broader audience to act in solidarity-street parties might be said to represent the opposite extreme. While they are certainly intended to make a political statement or achieve a political end, they are also designed to afford participants every possible opportunity to enjoy themselves. lhat element of pleasure-above all, of collective, social pleasure-is really the main point. Even insofar as those taking part in a street party are trying to impress an audience, they are doing so in such a way as to blur the boundaries, not to draw lines in the sand. Onlookers are offered a show, with music and jugglers and clowns. The ideal is for the pleasure of the experience to become infectious, so that the audience spontaneously finds itself drawn in, to either mentally or, better, physically enter the festivaL This element of pleasure is considered a crucial to what makes new forms of protest new-almost as much as principles of self-organization and autonomy. In activist circles that year, Ya Basta! had something of the quality ofa Next Big Thing. Probably, this was most of all for their spectacularly innovative tactics: members of the group were famous for covering themselves in all sorts of elaborate padding, made from everything from foam rubber sheeting to rubber ducky flotation devices, combining it with helmets and plastic shields, so one looked like some kind of futuristic Greek hoplite, then topping the whole thing with gas masks and white chemical protective suits. The idea is that, so suited up, there's relatively little the cops can do that will actually hurt you. Of course, you are rendered so clumsy there's probably not that much you could do to hurt anyone else; but that's kind of the point. Its exponents claim the tactic is rooted in a new philosophy of civil disobedience. Where the old-fashioned, masochistic, Gandhian approach encourages activists to hold out their willingness to let the police beat them up as a sign of moral superiority, the "white overalls" proposed an ethos of protection: as long as you refuse to harm others, it is completely legitimate to take whatever measures necessary to avoid harm to yourself The costume also makes one look rather ridiculous, but that's kind of the point too. Ya Basta! columns would often play on it by, for instance, attacking police lines with balloons or water pistols. What really impressed a lot of activists in America, though, was that such groups had a real social base.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated.

or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
October 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
memevvitch.bsky.social
Pathetic.
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM